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10/21/2008 8:48:48 PM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The dramatic Leo Moon encourages us to display our feelings. We may embellish them, and the Moon's square to Mars tempts us to defend our egos and express more than necessary. Meanwhile, the Sun enters intense Scorpio, the sign of transformation. We must take care of old business, eliminate what is no longer necessary and be open to the changing dynamics of partnerships. We can be overly stubborn now as the Sun and Moon are both in fixed signs.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Your relationships are about to intensify, for the Sun's month-long visit to your 8th House of Shared Intimacy can make superficial interactions quite unsatisfying. You are now willing to be in one place -- emotionally and physically -- in an attempt to explore the power of deeper feelings. Avoiding your emotions might bring temporary simplicity, but it's not a long-term strategy.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You don't need to spend a lot of time planning today because your friends will come through with the necessary details -- even if it's at the last moment. You have something important to learn about relationships now, and the only way you'll get to the core of your current lesson is by remaining open to how others express their love to you.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Although you may have been on a playful creative streak, now it's time for you to get down to work. There's much to do and the longer you put off starting, the harder it will be to finish your tasks. But don't try to do everything at once. Be serious, take your time and do your job carefully, so you don't have to do it all over again.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
The next few weeks could bring you opportunities for pleasure, but it's going to be up to you to make things happen. Your willingness to take a risk can mean all the difference between having fun or not. But first you may need to show others that you can set your personal feelings aside and focus on the experiences you are about to share. Enjoy the present moment fully without worrying about the past or the future for now.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
There is a distinct difference today between who you are and how you feel. It's like you know what you want yet you still respond to everything that happens on a gut level. Your head and your heart have different agendas and ultimately it must be your heart that wins out. Although it may not be that simple to bring your rational mind to a rest, practice being flexible by softening your stance and meeting others halfway.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You might find it hard to be upfront about what you want today, yet you still expect others to share their needs with you. This double standard can get you into trouble, especially if you aren't willing to negotiate. Save your poker face for another time; now it's in your best interest to place your cards on the table.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Even if you're thinking about your long-term goals, the Sun's entry into your 2nd House of Basic Values may transform your core beliefs in a way that you can now share with others. Once you are feeling better about yourself, you should be able to increase your income by just showing up and doing your job with a positive attitude.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
The Sun's entry into your sign and your 1st House of Self fuels many aspects of your personal life. Mars, already in Scorpio, is squared by the emotionally charged Moon today, provoking you to start a conflict, even if there's nothing to fight about. A few deep breaths might be all you need to calm your nerves, but the passage of time will help more than anything. In the meantime, channel all that energy into something positive.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
The Sun's entry into your 12th House of Imagination may stimulate your fantasies over the weeks ahead, yet manifesting these dreams poses a higher degree of difficulty. Oddly enough, focusing too much on making anything happen can actually delay it now. You'll need to discover the right amount of force to apply to any situation. Remember, though, these answers come from within.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You may feel as if you are living your life in a fishbowl now and everyone can see everything you do all the time. The truth of the matter is that you are moving through a phase when you can withhold more than is prudent. It's true that you can lose power by disclosing too much too fast, yet you may miss an opportunity for growth if you don't take a chance and open up.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Although relationships can take on increased importance today, you may be hesitant to engage in an emotional confrontation. Instead, keep your focus on the future, rather than the present. Avoid making your own uncertainties public, for it's hard enough not being one-hundred percent sure of your next move. Sharing your current confusion will only add to your predicament, so wait a few days before initiating any serious discussions about your feelings.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may be overly concerned with how your current job prevents you from reaching your long-term goals. The Sun's entry into your 9th House of Big Ideas can work against your efficiency by distracting you with philosophical discussions about the purpose of life. These conversations may be fun, but they should be kept to a minimum until you finish your work

10/22/2008 8:39:30 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
We start the day with the Moon in outgoing Leo, yet we become less likely to share our feelings after the Moon enters cautious Virgo at 3:40 pm EDT. It's the first full day of the Sun in emotionally intense Scorpio, but again the message is one of withholding expression, especially if we believe we have something to lose. Although the Virgo Moon reminds us to think before we talk, upon consideration we might just choose to say nothing at all.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may be considering a partnership now with someone who is very passionate. Although your first impulse is to lay your feelings out in the open, it may be smarter to keep them to yourself until you are familiar with the emotional dynamics of the situation. Your patience will be rewarded, so don't make your move too quickly.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You can be intimidated by a pushy person today, but you also have the ability to push back as necessary. It's important that you stand up for your position, but don't take this as a license to be overly stubborn. Know when to let go of a good idea if you don't have the support you need to bring it to fruition.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You may rebel against authority today because you just don't want to follow instructions. You think you know a better way to do things and all you want is acknowledgment and respect. This can be your chance to show others how clever you can be, so don't let anyone talk you out of your intended plan. Decide what you want and then go for it.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You probably don't need as much money as you think today, for everyone is on equal terms and the cost for any social activities will be split evenly. You may want to pay for some aspect of the day to demonstrate your generosity. But others won't likely be easily impressed now by your show of magnanimity unless you truly feel it in your heart.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You might intend on keeping your feelings to yourself today, but your emotions just slip right out if you don't pay constant attention. It's just too easy to express what's on your mind now, yet others might not be as eager to hear about your inner process. Be careful about saying too much, for a little bit of truth will go a long way.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Your sleep last night may have been somewhat restless if your vivid dreams kept you tossing and turning. Now, however, the intensity of your fantasies is beginning to wane. Still, you are on the closing end of an emotional cycle, so focus on finishing up old business before getting involved in something new.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Although you may be able to maintain your polite and personable way of interacting with others, you don't have the same level of patience today. You don't need the hassle of an intense argument, especially if it doesn't matter who wins in the long run. Instead of trying to change the minds of your friends, it's time to work on yourself.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are just beginning to feel your oats, yet it's not a smart idea to tell everyone what's going on inside your head now. It may appear as if you have your plans worked out perfectly, but when you put them into motion, one thing after another seems to be sabotaging your success. Slow down and find a way to enjoy the process while you still can.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your morning may have a very slow start, as if you are waiting for something to happen. But being lost in your futuristic dreams isn't your idea of how to spend the day, so you are driven to act in a big way. If you haven't initiated action by midday though, you may become less motivated and should let your plans sit for another day or two before trying again.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
No matter how deeply you try to dig today, you won't likely get to the bottom of what's happening. Everyone's motives appear to be close to the surface, yet they are more hidden than you realize. Instead of wasting precious time trying to find the source of someone's inspiration, just accept things at face value. You can always do additional detective work later on.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Although the day may begin with an unavoidable confrontation, you don't need to hold on to the negative emotions. They don't belong to you, so just let them fade away. Instead, focus on your competency rather than just trying to tear down someone else or endlessly defending yourself. Ultimately, your current feelings have their own story; let others tell theirs and you might just discover some common ground.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may be truly inspired today, but it's challenging to hold on to the higher perspective now. You could become confused, especially if you believe that there's a lot at stake. Although you may choose to focus your attention on the details, it's these same details that spell defeat for you. To the contrary, steer yourself toward big ideas, sound judgments and amazing adventures.

10/23/2008 8:26:31 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You can be intimidated by a pushy person today, but you also have the ability to push back as necessary. It's important that you stand up for your position, but don't take this as a license to be overly stubborn. Know when to let go of a good idea if you don't have the support you need to bring it to fruition."

blah. I wanna be stubborn damnit

10/23/2008 8:35:41 AM

ive been debating how much money to bring with me to a thing this afternoon...

Quote :

"Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22) You probably don't need as much money as you think today"

10/23/2008 8:38:23 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Although the analytical Virgo Moon asks us to concentrate on what's most practical in our lives, we may not be able to stay focused on these details today. Assertive Mars forms a semisquare with passionate Pluto, adding a sense of urgency to our feelings. Our expressions can be strong enough to inadvertently anger someone, even when we try to be considerate. Once we engage in a battle of "who is right?" it'll be hard to avoid playing out the tension.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Your key planet Mars in the 8th House of Shared Intimacy is being harassed by domineering Pluto today, and you might not be very happy about the attitude of someone close to you. Still, it may be beyond your desire now to stir things up so much that you are set free from your current limitations. Instead of destabilizing your world, accept your frustration without placing the blame on anyone else. Wait for the wind to change in your direction.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
An intense acquaintance or co-worker may try to get you to do something that you want to avoid. Fortunately, you have an extra load of stamina today and may be willing to apply your legendary stubbornness to the current situation. It's helpful to hold your ground, but knowing when to negotiate can make your world a better place.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Narrowing your scope of vision is a smart idea now, for it's more important to get your work finished than it is to have fun. Saying "no" may be the most critical thing you can do today, for this simple act can give you the additional time that you need. Stay as focused as possible, for your presence in the moment can make a world of difference.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You aren't easily lured into lowering your defenses today, for it's easy to play with others as long as you don't get too close to them. The cool Virgo Moon squares friendly Venus and harshly semisquares the Sun, stirring up social conflict. Don't dwell on what you don't have; instead be thankful for what is already yours.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
It's challenging to be you sometimes, even if your life looks good on the surface. External appearances can be quite misleading, for there are tricky planetary forces pulling you into deeper waters today. Fortunately, you are quite comfortable in the intense emotional currents, so don't waste any energy trying to avoid them. Dive in and learn something new about yourself.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may feel a wave of positive energy flowing into your life, but first you must handle an unpleasant situation. You might rather avoid confrontation now, but being true to your emotions can lift your self-confidence. Naturally, when your self-esteem is higher, you can accomplish more than others may expect. Roll up your sleeves and get busy.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You just want everyone to have a good time, yet you may need to bring important news to the attention of others. Today Mars the Warrior is rather agitated in your 3rd House of Immediate Environments. You could spread negativity without even realizing what you are doing. Luckily, you can overcome any doubts by simply staying aware of your thoughts and deeds throughout the day.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your two ruling planets are crossing paths today and this could raise your emotional intensity even higher. It may be challenging for you to hide an internal conflict you are facing, and it gets harder the more you try. Instead of resisting your feelings, allow them to flow through your life. You can express them with kindness and awareness without necessarily having to suppress them.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Although you might try to stay on the sunny side of your disposition, there could be a rather serious issue that needs airing. Others may expect you to be positive or even uplifting, but don't let their expectations stand in the way of your honesty. After all, part of your reputation is based on your ability to tell it like it is. You will feel much better once the truth is out in the open.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Be careful not to ride roughshod over the feelings of others today, for your ambitious nature could put you on a path to success that doesn't consider anything except reaching your goal. Being productive is admirable, but there is more to life than working hard each and every day. Slow down and take time to smell the flowers along the way.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You are quite driven now with fervent Mars in your 10th House of Career. You are seeking ways to advance professionally and may find yourself working harder than usual to get noticed. Unfortunately, extra effort may not do the trick today. Your gentle persistence combined with patience and a positive attitude will be your winning strategy.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may feel as if someone is on your case today and you don't know how to set the record straight without turning the situation into a major conflict. It's not that big of a deal to you, yet there's a part of you that just cannot let it go. Try not to take the resistance personally. If you can avoid getting angry, the obstacles could dissipate quicker than you think.

10/24/2008 8:17:04 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) An intense acquaintance or co-worker may try to get you to do something that you want to avoid. Fortunately, you have an extra load of stamina today and may be willing to apply your legendary stubbornness to the current situation. It's helpful to hold your ground, but knowing when to negotiate can make your world a better place."

hmm...guess I'm going through a stubborn phase.

10/24/2008 8:26:05 AM

mine is stupid...

it always tells me to keep my mouth shut because i'll make things worse if i don't

so now that i've become accustomed to just keeping quiet about shit that bothers me it's saying to let it all out...


i mean really....that's too much for me to handle

10/24/2008 8:29:06 AM

tell the tards at work to get their asses on the ball and not wait til the last minute again.

10/24/2008 8:39:15 AM

oh...it wasn't the people in the office

it was advertisers that wait until the last minute to send their shit


well...one article was from the girl at work

10/24/2008 8:47:53 AM

I forgot to update yesterday...so here's SATURDAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The earthy Virgo Moon encourages us to keep our feelings grounded now, even though mental Mercury forms an otherworldly aspect with erratic Uranus. Although we need to stay focused, brilliant ideas may distract our concentration and disrupt our work. Additionally, the Sun's semisquare to constrictive Saturn places obstacles in our path while the Moon's entry into fair-minded Libra at 10:48 pm EDT enables us to maintain objectivity about our goals.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
It's not easy being blown around by the winds of fate, yet this can be a memorable day if you relinquish control gracefully. There's really no reason to pretend that you are in charge if you're not, and there's no advantage to trying too hard today. Accepting your destiny might ultimately make your journey easier to enjoy.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may be at a creative standstill today, unable to take a project to the next step. But don't let your frustration turn your day sour. Just find something else to do for a while. Once your attention is sufficiently distracted, your inspiration will likely return. When it does, push yourself to get the most out of this burst of energy.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your ability to work with others cooperatively may be tested today and your patience is rather short. But losing your temper won't make anything better for anyone, so it's smarter to control your emotions now. Be ready to express your feelings when you feel more comfortable later in the day.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
If you have been hiding your feelings behind a wall of restraint, get ready to ride the waters as the emotional levee breaks. This can be exciting if you are willing to go with the flow, but it can also be quite scary if your resistance is strong. Keep in mind that your justifications for self-constraint won't be able to prevent necessary movement from taking place, so you might as well stop fighting it and find a way to enjoy the process.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may pass through a fiscal barrier today as a money problem loosens up a bit. It's not that your financial problems are over; it's just that you can gain temporary advantage over a situation that has plagued you for a while. Work hard to stabilize your current advantage, but don't expect miracles.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may have recently judged someone harshly and now you want to let others know that you're more accepting than you seem. But it's hard to be nice if you are still harboring any resentment. Acknowledging your own shortcomings can help you to be kinder and gentler when communicating your concerns to anyone else.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
It's best for you to take care of as much unfinished business as possible today, for you may get very busy when the Moon enters your sign later tonight. Your hard work now may not have the immediate impact you desire, but if you slack off, you might not see any results at all. Be patient; it's better to have a delayed payoff than none at all.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
If you are involved with others today, it may be helpful to pull back from the group and do something by yourself. It's not that you are necessarily a loner; it's just that everyone else may want to do things that don't interest you as much. Don't be afraid to set your boundaries and clearly let others know exactly what you want to do.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You may not feel very imaginative today, but that needn't prevent you from being productive. Making a list of things you want to accomplish can be helpful, but don't get hung up on what you don't finish. Instead of focusing on what is not completed, give yourself sufficient credit for what you actually do.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You may have many reasons why someone's grandiose plan cannot possibly work, but this should not prevent you from jumping on the bandwagon and trying to make it happen. Being realistic is one thing; being negative is something else. Even if you can see how much hard work will be required, don't turn your common sense into unnecessary pessimism.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
It's important for you to feel secure in your individuality. If someone gets too close to you today, you may need to create an artificial boundary so you can regain your sense of autonomy. But don't confuse independence with fear of intimacy. Find a way to say "yes" to love if it comes your way; you may regret it if you miss this sweet opportunity.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
It may seem as if someone has been riding you hard, pushing you beyond your limits and now you have had enough. There's no longer a sufficient reason for you to surrender your power and attempt to please everyone at the cost of your own happiness. Let others know how you feel, even if the consequences of your declaration may be temporarily challenging.

10/27/2008 9:08:18 AM

I forgot to update yesterday...so here's SUNDAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Today's socially adept Libra Moon helps us get along with others. We are interested in our friends and family and may be eager to extend good will in many ways throughout the day. However, we must be careful about overdoing it because communicator Mercury's square to indulgent Jupiter makes it hard to know when to stop. Additionally, Mercury's trine to wounded healer Chiron tempts us to be codependent, deriving pleasure from someone else's happiness.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Even if your friends and associates are being particularly nice to you now, it feels as if you are on a collision course with reality. Hopefully, you can be sensitive enough to develop compassion for others because this should make the days ahead easier for everyone. Just remember not to promise more than you can deliver and then no one will be disappointed.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You might have such an easygoing attitude about the chores you are supposed to finish that they may have to wait for another day. You are less interested now in doing the same old thing, especially if there's a creative project you can start instead. Your key planet Venus is magically quintile imaginative Neptune, so don't worry if you lose yourself in a fantasy and have nothing concrete to show for your efforts at the end of the day.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You might regret saying something about a painful memory of yours. Even though you have moved on, your words could create angst for someone today, so don't let your thoughts just slip out unconsciously. If you stop and think about how your recollection could hurt another person, you may prevent a difficult situation from developing.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
In your attempt to be objective today, it's easy to go overboard and miss the emotional intent behind someone's disclosure. Other people can appear more optimistic now than they actually are, making you believe that everything is fine. Meanwhile, the real meaning may be so subtle that you entirely miss the point. Do your best to listen between the words to tune into the underlying truth.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
An old emotional wound could resurface if a sibling or close friend says something that would be entirely harmless on a different day. But today it may stimulate a painful memory or reawaken an old dream that has been lost. Either way, the key to regaining happiness becomes available if you distinguish between the past and the present. What's happening now is not the same as before.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Stick to the truth, for your tendency now is to turn everything into something bigger than it is. If you are not happy, be clear and direct as you communicate your dissatisfaction, but don't go on endlessly once you've stated the facts or your message will be diluted. In fact today, even positive thinking can be overdone. Above all, aim to keep it real.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Since you may feel more vulnerable today, you might try to overcompensate and keep your interactions with others as detached and unemotional as possible. Unfortunately, this strategy won't likely work because the Moon in your sign tends to amplify your mood swings. Make use of the magical Venus-Neptune quintile by focusing on the spiritual, rather than the personal, as much as you can.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Keeping your emotions to yourself is nothing new, yet today you may be able to rationalize your secrecy. Instead of hurting someone's feelings with your own disclosure, you prefer to encourage others to share their vulnerabilities. It's easier now to listen than it is to talk, unless you are with a trusted friend. But even in this case, be careful about revealing too much.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your restlessness increases throughout the day, tempting you to take on more than you can handle. You might be able to talk your way through a challenging situation, but it could leave you feeling dissatisfied and on-edge. The solution to your dilemma now won't come from doing something else; it comes from graciously accepting what you have to do today.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You might not want to deal with all of your current responsibilities, yet it won't be that easy to just walk away from your obligations. Promising more for tomorrow could buy you a bit of time today, but this strategy is not advised because you won't likely be able to come through with the goods. Instead, get as much work out of the way early in the day so you are free to play later on.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You may be quite creative today if you can find your groove. Unfortunately, your desire to be different can be overemphasized, making it harder to express yourself naturally. You can be so busy demonstrating your non-conformity that you lose touch with your true self. Worry less about rebelling against the norm and more about simply showing up as you are.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Allowing yourself time to daydream now may be the most important gift you can give yourself while beautiful Venus forms a magical quintile with illusory Neptune. This idealistic combination lures you away from the daily humdrum and into a fantasy world where you are free to imagine anything at all. Instead of trying to force productivity today, take a magical journey inward instead.

10/27/2008 9:11:50 AM

and TODAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The gentle Libra Moon may not be enough to take the edge off the day as Mars dynamically squares Chiron the Wounded Healer, reminding us of our shortcomings by reactivating memories of past failures. Fortunately, a powerhouse of a supportive sextile from action-hero Mars to enterprising Jupiter should pump up our energy, enabling us to get a lot more done. Additionally, the Moon's conjunction with hot Mars pushes our hidden feelings into the open.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
As the Moon joins mental Mercury in your 7th House of Relationships, you want to talk about your partnerships more than ever. But others may not be as interested in the discussion as you are, so it's crucial to pay attention to the needs of others too. Impulsive Mars, your key planet, receives a strong dose of good energy, but you could be so enthused that you take on more than you should. Be hesitant to say "yes" to a new project before considering all your previous commitments.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
It's hard for you to settle down today. Your nervous system may be a little blown out from too much information. It may be a great time to plan a quick vacation getaway. Capturing this stimulating time can prove to be a wonderful experience, providing you can step back from all the demands everyone is placing on you. Allow yourself the chance to integrate your new knowledge with your current reality.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You may be a bit jumpy today as Mercury forms a creative quintile with dark Pluto. There's no easy way to bring the intensity of your imagination right out into the open, but that won't likely stop you from trying. Keep in mind that you may ameliorate the tension but there's probably no magic word that will just make the serious issues disappear.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
The high energy of the morning fades into an easygoing afternoon, yet you could still become annoyed with someone close in proximity to you. It's not that you mind having to demonstrate your independence; it's just that everything takes more time and money than you realize. Paradoxically, choosing the path of least resistance can be a spiritual journey all by itself.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
It's a big day today and it may be challenging for you to keep your ideas and opinions to yourself. You may even become overbearing now if you don't pay attention to the group dynamics. You cannot possibly transform every great idea into reality, so practice letting your dreams and fantasies freely float away. Whatever is important will return, hopefully in even more vivid detail.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You feel somewhat fragmented today as the strong wills of optimistic Jupiter and pessimistic Saturn are being pushed and pulled by energetic Mars. You intuitively know now that whatever you begin will be brought to fruition as a reward for your hard work. There's much to do and there's no better time to get started.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may be overly stressed today because you just want the familiar peace of your own world. But this isn't a quiet and soothing day and all your dreaming isn't going to make the external stresses disappear. One intelligent strategy now is to watch your bank account carefully, for if you aren't careful, you could over-spend. Narrow your thinking, choose a destination and slowly work your way in that direction.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You can feel the pressure building and you may want to do something to alleviate the buildup. But instead of trying to get to the bottom of the dilemma so you can solve the problem, it may be healthier to stay focused in the present moment. There's no need to dredge the thick rivers of your unconscious mind to get back to the source. Just follow the currents and enjoy the ride wherever it may take you.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your key planet Jupiter lends its optimistic lens to whatever is most exciting in your life. It may be hard to contain your anticipation yet it won't likely be a problem. Your enthusiasm is contagious and can motivate others. Take the time now to get involved with like-minded friends to help the world one person at a time.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You are at the end of your rope and may not know which way to turn next. On one hand your positive outlook makes you ready for a leadership position; on the other, you might not want to take on additional responsibility at this time. Whatever decisions you might make now, remember that you can change your mind later if you must.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You are unable to contain your enthusiasm today, which can be a problem if you aren't quite ready to swing into action. There is a lot at stake now and it could even feel a bit overwhelming. Luckily, you'll be able to deliver the goods, so don't talk yourself out of being involved. You'll feel better about yourself if you give it everything you've got.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may be at the edge of a significant breakthrough, but it's important that you maintain a positive attitude throughout the whole process. This doesn't mean that you have no fears; it only means that you are willing to face them. Ultimately, the forces of optimism and good luck are poised to overcome any uncertainty today, so keep pushing toward your goal while it still matters.

10/27/2008 9:15:21 AM

damnit proof i was supposed to say yes to love yesterday and i didn't even know it!

10/27/2008 9:17:56 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) It's hard for you to settle down today. Your nervous system may be a little blown out from too much information. It may be a great time to plan a quick vacation getaway. Capturing this stimulating time can prove to be a wonderful experience, providing you can step back from all the demands everyone is placing on you. Allow yourself the chance to integrate your new knowledge with your current reality."

haha. vacation my ass.

10/27/2008 9:18:39 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Moon enters passionate Scorpio at 7:47 am EDT, creating a sense of urgency in emotional matters. Scorpio is the sign of transformation and the New Moon at 7:14 pm EDT marks a turning point in the process. We cannot go back and change what has happened, but must move forward with a renewed sense of direction and purpose. Thoughtful Mercury's irritating quincunx to erratic Uranus makes it difficult to stay focused on any one thing for too long.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
It's a real challenge to follow through on your ideas now because people say one thing and then actually mean something else. Allowing room for others to change their minds makes it easier on everyone, but trying to hold another person to one point of view can be rather frustrating. Wait until after today's New Moon before you consider any long term commitments.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
The New Moon in your 7th House of Partnerships can complicate your relationship life, especially if you are struggling with boundary issues. It's hard to maintain clarity when you are up against the place where a friendship can turn into a more intimate relationship. Tread carefully, for an error in judgment can temporarily sour a sweet situation.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Work can be quite demanding now, but the rewards will follow if you are determined enough. The real key is to keep showing up no matter what happens. But don't push too hard or your plans will backfire. Gentle persistence is more effective today than a quick burst of creative energy.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Today's New Moon falls in your 5th House of Creativity, inspiring you to do something that expresses your true identity. This isn't about squeezing another drop of productivity out of a boring job situation. It's about making enough time for you to create something that truly matters. Give it your best shot now because you can impact others in a profound manner.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
The Scorpio New Moon isn't easy for you because it can put your head and your heart in direct conflict. Which will win? Either way, something is lost. Instead of choosing logic or emotions, find a position from where you can honor both realms, allowing you to keep in touch with your feelings while still remaining rational.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Paradoxically, the concentrated Scorpio New Moon falls in your sometimes scattered 3rd house of Communications, heightening your interactions with others. It may be hard to remember what you promised or what someone said earlier because your key planet Mercury tenses up next to wild Uranus. Ride the waves with a sense if humor, for the energy will likely settle down tomorrow.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
The New Moon in your 2nd House of Finances can bring stress, making you less sure of yourself if you have money issues to handle today. Don't let your lack of confidence raise your fears. It's not so bad if you just take it one step at a time. Pushing past your resistance is not about denying your concerns; it's about facing them squarely and overcoming them with a positive attitude.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may feel as if you can do whatever you set your mind to now, but this line of thinking can also get you into trouble. There is nothing wrong with maintaining an optimistic outlook, but knowing where your limits are today can save you from disappointment later on.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
In your drive to show the world that you can do anything, you might miss an opportunity to deeply connect with someone in your life. Hiding your insecurities won't necessarily make them go away. Gently push your true feelings up to the surface where they are easier to share. Not everyone expects you to be a superhero all the time.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Your friends and colleagues have very specific opinions now and they might not cut you any slack as you wax on about what you already know. But your direction is also fixed and you really don't want to change your mind or find a different approach. Listen carefully to what others say, but then go ahead and do whatever makes the most sense to you.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Conflicts at work may take a turn for the worse today, but this is not as bad as it sounds. Once buried feelings are out in the open, there is room enough for something special to happen. When kept rational, the honest interchange of emotions can break through the thick air of repression and clear the path ahead just in time.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You know what you want today and no one is going to talk you out of it. Unfortunately, you may have to temporarily deny yourself the pleasure of reaching for your goals. You'll get there, but for now you might have more immediate tasks at hand that require your attention. The sooner the work is done, the sooner you can return to your personal pursuits.

10/28/2008 8:25:44 AM

Quote :

"Your friends and colleagues have very specific opinions now and they might not cut you any slack as you wax on about what you already know. But your direction is also fixed and you really don't want to change your mind or find a different approach. Listen carefully to what others say, but then go ahead and do whatever makes the most sense to you."

YOUR FRIENDS HAVE OPINIONS SON. THEY MAY OR MAY NOT CUT YOU SLACK SON.

BUT SEE, YOUR DIRECTION IS FIXED SON. YOU DON'T WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND SON.

LISTEN CAREFULLY TO WHAT OTHERS SAY SON, BUT DON'T ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY SAY SON.

BASICALLY SON, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT CUT YOU SLACK SON, BE SURE TO LISTEN BUT DON'T LISTEN SON AND DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT SON.

10/28/2008 8:29:06 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Yesterday's quiet but intense New Moon has passed. Today's emotional Scorpio Moon increases in power, especially as she conjuncts warrior Mars. Although we may find ourselves engaged in a disagreement, it will probably turn out for the best because the Moon harmonizes with both serious Saturn and rebellious Uranus in the evening. We should be able to find a way to move beyond conflict while, at least, temporarily resolving an unpleasant situation.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
It's hard enough being patient on a regular day and it's even more challenging today if someone doesn't deliver on what they promised. You could lose your temper unless you pay careful attention to other people's feelings, too. Once you understand someone else's motives, it will be easier to empathize with them and cut them some slack.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
If someone gets angry at you today, listen to what is being said instead of impulsively reacting to the tone of his or her voice. Fortunately, your attitude can make a big difference in how you respond. So remember that there may be an important message for you but if you get caught up in a show of emotion, you may miss the point entirely.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Working harder isn't always the answer to being behind schedule, but today that extra little push can make all the difference in the world. Although you may have some resistance to accepting additional responsibilities now, this may be part of the package. Don't waste energy fighting it; just do what must be done.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
f you are a bit playful today, it may seem out of character to others, but don't worry about their judgments. They don't have to approve your feelings and your need to express a more joyful side of yourself needn't be suppressed. Even if there are great stresses pulling at you from different directions, find a healthy creative outlet instead of allowing the energy to turn dark.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Something is going on at home or within your family and it's hard to put your finger on the source of the problem. Perhaps someone is harboring resentment against you and the unexpressed anger can turn an easygoing day into one of awkward discomfort. Fortunately, talking about it can bring everything out into the open, where the negativity will quickly disperse.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Everything you say comes across as intense today and this could be rather upsetting to others. They might not understand that you just want to know what's happening and may seem overly insistent or even pushy, especially as you get closer to the truth. A smart strategy might be to explain that you are making choices about your future and then ask for help. When someone else is emotionally invested in your process, it may be easier on everyone involved.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Deciding how much you have to give can be more difficult than others realize because you don't want to overstep your limits. Getting excited, however, can change everything and all of a sudden you could volunteer to do much more than you should. Be careful about being too impulsive. Take your time when making any decisions about the future.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may appear so passionate to others now that they give you wide berth in your interactions with them. Paradoxically, it's easier for you to express yourself today and you might not be able to see the source of their discomfort. Nevertheless, it's a wise strategy to tone down your intensity if you notice anyone withdrawing from you as you speak.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Even if others see you as charming now, there are issues you're not sharing. It isn't that you are being dishonest, but hiding your feelings is not quite the same thing as telling the whole truth. Naturally, it's up to you to decide how much to disclose, but remember that keeping something secret could sour a sweet situation.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You may be quite a formidable opponent today because you know what you must do and are willing to get it done at any cost. Luckily, you can communicate your vision clearly, enabling you to gather others around you to assist you in your cause. Keep in mind that you still may need to negotiate; just because you're right doesn't mean that yours is the only path to success.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
An excess amount of physical energy can be problematic, but today it's exactly what is necessary to get the job done. You have natural reserves of willpower that you can draw on just when you need them most. Unfortunately, you could be too aggressive in a situation that doesn't require much force. Knowing when to lighten up can be your greatest strength now.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You are ready for an adventure today and luckily, you might just get what you want. You may be presented with an opportunity to show your power. Even if you aren't usually a forceful person, you are able to assert yourself now with great skill. Decide what you want and then go for it while you have the chance.

10/29/2008 8:26:01 AM

what is this mess


mine is supposed to say "keep your mouth shut"

not "spill your guts"

10/29/2008 8:39:38 AM

speaking of guts...

10/29/2008 8:40:03 AM

it's saying someone is going to "get up in them guts" not spill your guts gosh

[Edited on October 29, 2008 at 8:40 AM. Reason : aha, beat me to it]

10/29/2008 8:40:16 AM

yeah...that's not happening

10/29/2008 8:40:50 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) If someone gets angry at you today, listen to what is being said instead of impulsively reacting to the tone of his or her voice. Fortunately, your attitude can make a big difference in how you respond. So remember that there may be an important message for you but if you get caught up in a show of emotion, you may miss the point entirely."

oh joy.

10/29/2008 8:41:28 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The magnetic Scorpio Moon can attract emotionally intense people into our lives today, but her entry into uplifting Sagittarius at 6:41 pm EDT lightens the energy. With mental Mercury's trine to nebulous Neptune, fantasy plays an important role in what we say. Luckily, our actions are grounded by austere Saturn's cooperative sextile to assertive Mars. Our organizational ability and managerial skills enable us to deliver on what we promise.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Your key planet Mars motivates you to start a new project today and yet you shouldn't begin until you have a sensible plan. Since your ability to develop a sound strategy is heightened now, make sure you think through as many contingencies as possible. Combining your unbridled imagination with an unwavering determination makes you quite likely to succeed at whatever you choose.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Self-discipline is an important tool today, for you will likely fail if you try to accomplish too much. But if you can prioritize your goals and cut back to what's most essential, then you stand a good chance of finishing what you start. Accepting help from others now can make the difference in whether or not you actually succeed.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Continuing yesterday's theme of hard work may not sound like a lot of fun, yet your involvement can turn an impossible project into a success. Don't get distracted by any shortcuts, for they won't likely work for you now. Instead, focus on the details until the larger picture comes into clear focus. When it does, you'll know exactly what to do next.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You can excel at communicating your feelings today, yet those around you might not fare so well. But your message may not be contained only in your words. Actions can be a primary source of meaning now, so consider how others will be impacted by what you do before jumping into anything new.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
It's not that you are insecure; it's just that you might be overly concerned with someone's feelings today. If you do decide to temporarily hide your true intentions by being vague, keep in mind that it's to your benefit now to gradually disclose more information. Others can be more fully involved once they know what's really going on.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You are able to get away with a little more than usual today, so don't stress about taking something too far. Even if you do make a social blunder, others will quickly forgive you now because of your charm and easygoing attitude. There's no need for excessive self-restraint. Change is unfolding around you, so prepare for the ride the best you can.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
On occasion it's tempting to set your needs aside and make life more pleasant for someone else. Now, however, you could go overboard and take on too much from those in your immediate environment. However, if you make a conscious effort, you can find a middle ground on which to stand while splitting your time between nurturing another person and caring for yourself.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
It's just not that simple being a Scorpio, for your emotional needs are complex when compared with other signs. But you aren't particularly interested in being acknowledged for your inner processes; you are a private person and your unspoken dreams and fantasies are rich with symbolic meaning that can touch you and no one else. Don't close yourself off completely; you might be surprised to discover how good it feels to confide in someone else.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
There is a lot going on behind the scenes, yet you still could be a bit cavalier as you talk about your feelings. You may think that change will occur more easily now, yet nothing much will happen unless you can find the courage and take a risk. What you see is exactly what you get. There's no time like the present to ask for what you want.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
It may feel as if your scheduled work time is outgrowing your calendar and gobbling up the rest of your day. Nevertheless, whatever time you had set aside for relaxation or solace is now quickly disappearing. Fortunately, you can prevent things from turning topsy-turvy by making intelligent changes when needed. But don't wait too long or everything will get much harder to manage.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You are a force to be reckoned with now and probably won't take "no" for an answer. You know what you want and have a strong enough intuitive sense that you don't have to logically justify the decisions you make today. Instead of wasting time writing letters or emails that explain your choices, just go ahead and get started. You can always share your perspective later if someone asks for it.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You can easily slip into caretaker mode today because you are overly sensitive to the push and pull of relationships. It's challenging to avoid ending up a victim now, but that's how you might feel if you give up too much of yourself too quickly. Maintaining strong boundaries can help you be more supportive of others in the long run.

10/30/2008 8:20:16 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) Self-discipline is an important tool today, for you will likely fail if you try to accomplish too much. But if you can prioritize your goals and cut back to what's most essential, then you stand a good chance of finishing what you start. Accepting help from others now can make the difference in whether or not you actually succeed."

so I shouldn't do much of anything today. brilliant.

10/30/2008 8:22:55 AM

i think my horoscope is going to get me in trouble

10/30/2008 8:26:36 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Our sense of stability may linger from yesterday's Mars-Saturn sextile, yet we can still be thrust into the future as feisty Mars forms a harmonious trine with progressive Uranus today. Surprisingly, we are able to maintain a semblance of control while shifting gears. Change unfolds easier than usual now, so we would be wise not to hang on to the past. Fortunately, a far-reaching Sagittarius Moon can inspire us to extend way beyond our normal limits.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Irrepressible Mars electrifies you as he channels lightning bolts from his trine to Uranus. You may not be able to contain yourself today, for you are ready for action and just have to get up and go. Luckily, you are connected to your inner spirituality in a profound way now, so your impulsive and passionate nature can be very inspiring to others.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
A friend or co-worker may encourage you to break a rule today and it should turn out for the best, fortunately. If you are a member of a group, they might push you to take an even greater risk. Although you want to respect social norms, it's healthy to accept the challenge of being unorthodox in your thoughts and actions now.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Everything you do today is part of your grand scheme of things, however, if you are fiercely controlling you could run into a tough situation. Instead of spending energy trying to convince others to work for you, concentrate all your mind power on the most immediate goals and don't stop until you create a workable plan.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Your anxiety level might escalate today because you are thinking about doing something outrageous and it could scare you. With assistance from the expressive Mars-Uranus trine, you'll be able to get away with more than usual. Remember that you must tell others what you want. If you don't, your chance for fulfillment is much less likely.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You are feeling playful today and could be encouraged to take more of a risk than is advised. You feel safer than usual, even if you are living right on the edge. Although you're confident, don't push your idea of fun on others or it could backfire. Put your thoughts out there and then wait to see how everyone reacts.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You don't feel like withholding your inner fears, even if expressing them will make you more vulnerable. Be aware that there is nothing wrong with being scared. After a little while, your apprehension will likely begin to disperse without encountering the problem that you previously thought was inevitable. Sharing your concerns with a trustworthy friend will help more than you think.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You prefer to be busy today, yet you might also grow tired of jumping through so many hoops. Don't burn up all your energy in the morning; try conserving some of it for later in the afternoon or evening. Instead of feeling like you're running out of time, you'll be eager to engage reality and take control of your day.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your key planet Mars is pushing you to do something you've never done before. Whether it's skydiving or moving to a new city, the edge of comfort is nearby and you want to experience how close you can come to it. However, once you step over it, you may not be able to step back right away. Think about ways to make changes without necessarily turning your life upside-down.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
The Moon is now back in your sign, making it difficult to rationalize a decision. You have choices to make today that can be based totally on intuition and inner guidance, so don't engage in endless analysis and conversations that go nowhere. Listen to your gut and do what feels best.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Your friends may encourage you to step back from your responsibilities and do something that is quite out of character. The point is not to evade your obligations; it's to be flexible enough to have some unscheduled fun along the way. You can always finish up your chores later in the evening or even first thing tomorrow morning.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Although the weekend is approaching quickly, you have things to do before you can cut loose. But your day will not be the same as the one you plan. There are too many variables up in the air and you need to be able to roll with the uncertainty or you'll have a difficult time. Remaining open to last minute changes can turn a frustrating day into one filled with excitement.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Today you might know what others want before they even ask for it. But it's still probably smarter to wait until they express their needs. It can be challenging when someone says "no" to your great ideas; it's apparent to you that he or she lacks vision. Nevertheless, it's not worth fighting for at this time. Let it sit and see how everyone feels about it next week.

10/31/2008 8:35:25 AM

HAI GUIZ



WHATSW GOING ON IN HERE?

10/31/2008 8:35:57 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) A friend or co-worker may encourage you to break a rule today and it should turn out for the best, fortunately. If you are a member of a group, they might push you to take an even greater risk. Although you want to respect social norms, it's healthy to accept the challenge of being unorthodox in your thoughts and actions now."

wooohoo. rule breaker day.

10/31/2008 8:37:53 AM

Quote :

"Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21) The Moon is now back in your sign, making it difficult to rationalize a decision. You have choices to make today that can be based totally on intuition and inner guidance, so don't engage in endless analysis and conversations that go nowhere. Listen to your gut and do what feels best. "

i just want a easy day

10/31/2008 9:24:46 AM

there's the "gut" thing again


what my gut tells me right now makes me pretty

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : it sure doesn't feel like it's the best]

10/31/2008 11:56:51 AM

10/31/2008 11:59:42 AM

WOOT, be outragious, speak your mind and youll get away with it...

its going to be a good halloween!

10/31/2008 12:01:46 PM

SATURDAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
We approach the first exact opposition of progressive Uranus and resistant Saturn on Tuesday, a major aspect lasting through 2010. We can feel personal and global tensions build as we consider the best ways to move into the uncertain future. Today's uplifting Sagittarius Moon squares the Saturn-Uranus opposition, placing us in touch with our fears about the changes ahead. Instead of avoiding difficult issues, though, it's healthier to handle them.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Looking forward is often easier than analyzing the past, for you are drawn to new experiences. But now you may be so focused on the future that you have let something in the present moment escape your notice. Take enough time from your current activities and do what needs to be done today before it's too late.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Having too many great ideas can get in the way of your creativity today. You might begin a project only to get distracted by another way of doing it. Try not to let conflicting goals further fragment your efforts. Focus on one thing until it's done and then think about what comes next.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
It seems as if everyone presents another point of view today, making you less confident of your recent decisions. It would be simpler if you didn't like what you hear, but all their ideas sound good. When you realize that there are several equally appealing ways you can proceed, it will make it easier to stick with the one you already chose.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may be more optimistic today as you look at the possibilities ahead, even if you still see difficult challenges in front of you. Your desire for change conflicts with your need for security, yet you know that things cannot continue as they are. Don't be afraid to take a risk with the unknown if it offers an opportunity to improve your current state.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may feel as if you have had enough of work for a while and now you should be allowed to play. Unfortunately, financial obligations may prevent you from planning on a day of pleasure. Nevertheless, remain patient and be ready to take advantage of a change of schedule later in the afternoon that could bring more enjoyment than you expect.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may have a cavalier attitude about your responsibilities at home today, but this doesn't mean you should try to avoid them. Although you may be interested in having a day to play, you may need to take over where others leave off. Don't be surprised now if someone doesn't do what he or she promised. You know that sometimes it's easier to just do it yourself.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
There may be unseen reasons today why someone won't carry out your wishes and the more you try to have it your way, the more the tension increases. You may be dealing with issues of control. Try backing off and allowing the other person enough room to share his or her justification when it feels right. You really don't have to make it a big deal at this time.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your urge to do something nice for yourself today may be well deserved, but it might not be as straightforward as you wish. Complications arise when communication isn't complete or when it's so detailed that it becomes confusing. Finding the right balance between expressing what you want and getting it can make the difference now between frustration and happiness.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You may be tempted to indulge yourself as the Moon joins sweet Venus in your sign. But finding pleasure becomes increasingly difficult as the day unfolds and others make more demands on your time. You may be better off letting go of your expectations and taking the path of least resistance, even if it means postponing some of your fun for another day.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You may feel pretty set in your ideas, yet something's gnawing at you from deep within your subconscious mind and you cannot make it go away. Perhaps it first arose in a dream or a passing thought. Now, however, you may be ready to embark on a journey of discovery that could include a quick getaway in the real world. There's no reason to struggle trying to separate facts from fantasy. For now, let them be the same thing.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Your friends can be the source of minor trouble today because they want you to join them in their activities. But you may have other things to do and this can create anxiety as you try to juggle your calendar to make it all happen. Ultimately, you may need to disappoint someone and just say "no." You'll be happier if you stick with your initial plans.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Today you may be tiring of the weight of responsibility, but you cannot escape from your commitments. Fortunately, you can make it all look so good that you can temporarily get by with doing less than originally promised. You'll still need to do the work you postpone, but this strategy gives you the ability to enjoy a social opportunity now that should prove to be a lot of fun.

11/2/2008 3:10:08 PM

TODAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Mystical Neptune comes to an apparent standstill, ending its retrograde phase today. Although the effects of this direct turn may be subtle, ideas that originate in our subconscious minds should continue to surface and enter awareness more easily. The Moon's entry into traditional Capricorn helps us hold on to old needs. But friendly Venus moves toward a dynamic square with the tightening Saturn-Uranus opposition, temporarily thwarting our desires.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may be torn between two worlds today. On one hand, you are ready to break free of your regular routine and try something completely different. On the other hand, you have work to do that prevents you from taking off and doing whatever feels good. Instead of attempting to resolve this conflict, you can do both. Meet your responsibilities to the best of your ability, but set some time aside to explore your wild side too.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are seeking a deep connection now with someone who can lift your spirits. But it's not easy for you to let go of the concerns you have, which could place walls between you and a special friend. Instead of letting your fears get in the way, do the sensible thing and talk about your feelings. This can break the ice and open a path that would otherwise remain closed.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
It's challenging for you to be attracted to someone now because the existing circumstances prevent you from sharing everything that you think. You must pay attention to what you say or you'll create an uncomfortable situation for both of you. If you sense a disconnection from the other person, just let it rest for a day or two before reactivating any pursuit.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
It's hard to know what to do because your natural rhythm may be disrupted by something that is totally out of your control. Fortunately, your positive attitude can help, but you'll need to be willing to settle on less comfort than you prefer normally. Keep in mind that whatever happens today is part of a larger shift that can take months to process.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Even if you know what you want, you just can't determine a reliable way to get it. Your thoughts may be drifting to love, but sweet pleasures could be hard to come by at this time. You may believe that everything will ultimately be okay, but you might be challenged today by feelings of low self-esteem or uncertainty as to how to proceed. Don't be distracted by external circumstances now; seek joy from within instead.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may be comfortably self-restrained today. Your current commitments give you a framework of safety because you know the limits that are already being placed upon your time. Even if you want more than you have now, it's easy for you to settle back into the security of your predetermined schedule. There's no need to rush change until you are ready.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Your key planet Venus is being pushed and pulled today, making it temporarily difficult for you to find peace. You have been on the seesaw long enough and are now growing weary of the tension that exists in your life. But getting off a swing when it's moving is harder than getting on it when it's still. Keep your dreams alive, but move slowly so you don't upset the current balance.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You have big ideas about money now, but there are still a few hurdles to overcome. It's not impossible for you to get what you want as long as you stay focused on your long-term goals rather than a quick fix to an unstable situation. Remember, grandiose thinking is not a bad thing as long as it's supported by facts.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
The truth might rain on your parade today and if it does, it's probably not as bad as you think. Now could be your chance to see your world as it is, rather than as you wish it to be. When your dreams diverge from reality, it's crucial to know the details so you can make intelligent decisions. Pay attention to the little things as you look for clues about what to do next.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Everywhere you turn there is change and it makes you nervous. You think that you need to stabilize your life now, but this may be impossible with so many circumstances out of your control. Instead of trying to do the impossible, focus your attention on how you react to what's happening. Your life will get easier once you give up the idea of being in charge of it all.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You might want to meditate today but could be disappointed when you realize that you cannot stop your mind from spinning around and around. There's so much going on now that you aren't willing to completely let go. Don't be so hard on yourself. Practicing self-acceptance now is your best path to inner peace.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You are eager to put your best foot forward today, but you keep getting caught in the middle of other people's dramas. When you try to step back, though, others become concerned about your well-being, which can then add to the intensity you are trying to avoid. Keep in mind that beyond the noise of the current situation, a deeper stability will begin to emerge over the days ahead.

11/2/2008 3:14:45 PM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The cosmic stress intensifies as sweet Venus squares strict Saturn, preventing us from getting our needs met. Venus also squares unorthodox Uranus, coaxing our desires out of the box of normalcy. First we are restrained by our own fears, but then we can reach into the future and free ourselves from the past. Meanwhile, the sensible Capricorn Moon is conservative, yet it's conjunction with Jupiter balances the energy by urging us to open our hearts.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Although you may be tempted to take a risk at work today, it may be better if you just stay with the tried and true plan. Even if your strategy has you hobnobbing with the rich and famous, it won't likely be profitable for you. Instead of thinking about making money, concentrate on being cooperative with those around you.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may be quite serious when you tell others that you want to take a vacation to an island in the South Seas or to a resort in the Swiss Alps. Even if it seems impossible, your fierce determination can find a way to make it work. If someone gives you a hard time now, be selective enough not to share all your plans. Save your hopes and dreams for someone you wish to be your travel companion.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Even the most pleasing person in your life could become ornery today. Just when you have it all figured out, the emotional dynamics can shift again, proving your assumptions wrong. Unfortunately, you won't be able to plan on maintaining the status quo. Relationships are in flux now and so are your feelings. Give yourself time before making any big decisions you might later regret.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may feel ill-equipped to handle the changing emotional landscape now, yet you'll need to hold it together until help arrives. Your insecurities may come to the surface today, only to be buried by too much activity. If you have chosen to suppress your emotions, this is your opportunity to make a big change in your approach.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
The Moon's alignment with expansive Jupiter reminds you that anything is possible with proper planning and smart execution. Still, you could run into walls today because there is an inherent instability all around you. Although everyone claims acceptance of the future, political events may keep others distracted for a few days, buying you enough time to finish an old job before you push forward with a new one.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Your serious attitude about love won't get in the way of romance. In fact, today your calm demeanor could even make you more attractive to the opposite sex. Keep in mind that you can be as mature as you wish and it won't make you any less popular. The more responsible you act now, the more others will find reasons to love you.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may be struggling to keep your mouth shut today, but with your ruling planet Venus squaring Saturn and Uranus, you could have more to say than others. It's not like you have any perfect answers, but at least you can see where the lines of tension have been drawn. Don't shy away from the stressful points. Go through them one by one and work things out.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are eager to take a risk for happiness now and could use these days to push through your own resistance to change. Even if you aren't one hundred percent certain, you know that forward movement is better than trying to return to the past. You probably should still move ahead, even if your friends tell you to be cautious. Take a deep breath and then trust your intuition to know which path to choose.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You could make it all look easy today, but inside you are probably stressing more than usual. These are difficult times, for you are being pulled in opposite directions and neither option is perfect. Ultimately, you'll need to stop the analysis and just make a choice. Remember, it's usually best to choose love over fear.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
The Moon in your sign receives a boost from optimistic Jupiter today, but this blast of confidence may not be enough to push you over the edge. It's likely that you are still clinging to some worn out habit that is more trouble now than it's worth. Focus less on your immediate happiness and more on your future goals, which can hold your attention for much longer.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You may have a trick or two up your sleeve now, but you aren't playing all your cards at once. You are at the top of your game when it comes to negotiation, so don't be afraid to ask for what you want. If you feel that someone is exerting invisible pressure on you, don't let it hide under the rug. Bringing feelings out into the open today is the only sensible way to go.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may be trying to hold tightly on to your long-term goals today as new opportunities enter your life. You can feel the stress between the potential payoff of taking a risk and the loss of security involved in leaving stability behind. Fortunately, others will likely see your goodwill shining through and may be willing to help. Flex your intuitive muscles before making any final decisions.

11/3/2008 8:18:15 AM

^ quit stressing.

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You may be quite serious when you tell others that you want to take a vacation to an island in the South Seas or to a resort in the Swiss Alps. Even if it seems impossible, your fierce determination can find a way to make it work. If someone gives you a hard time now, be selective enough not to share all your plans. Save your hopes and dreams for someone you wish to be your travel companion."

w000t. who wants to go on a vacation.

11/3/2008 9:32:22 AM

i'm not actually


not too much anyway


and my horoscope today has actually helped me not to

11/3/2008 9:44:59 AM

Quote :

"Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You could make it all look easy today, but inside you are probably stressing more than usual. These are difficult times, for you are being pulled in opposite directions and neither option is perfect. Ultimately, you'll need to stop the analysis and just make a choice. Remember, it's usually best to choose love over fear."

holy fuck that is dead spot on

11/3/2008 9:45:38 AM

yeah


agreed

11/3/2008 9:47:31 AM

i swear i had the same horoscope a week ago

11/3/2008 11:34:46 AM

imagine that

11/3/2008 11:51:26 AM

yo pussyshoes, lets go to the swiss alps, b.

11/3/2008 11:52:46 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Today is a cosmic powerhouse with the first exact opposition between authoritative Saturn and radical Uranus. With elections occurring in the USA, we can expect today's energies to resound in the years ahead. A square from assertive Mars to illusory Neptune suggests that fantasy will drive reality. Mercury enters magnetic Scorpio to deepen our perceptions, and the Moon enters futuristic Aquarius at 7:01 pm EDT to help us break free from repression.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are running on idealism today and this may not be such a bad thing. At least your actions are based upon your desire to make the world a better place. Just make certain that you follow through with your fantasies on a practical level or your dreams, however beautiful they may be, will fade into the mist.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may be exhausted from riding the ups and downs of the emotional roller-coaster these past couple of days, yet the intensity is not quite over. Even if you are ready to stop the madness, someone close to you might have a different idea. Ultimately your current confusion could prevent you from making the best choice for you and those you love. Think over your decision a bit longer, but don't let the opportunity pass without doing something about it.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You may be ruthless in your search for the truth now. Nevertheless be careful about what you ask for because you can get caught up in digging beneath the surface as you seek out more clarity in your life. The bottom line is that you could miss something very important if you only entertain what you already know to be true. Prepare to confront the unknown in your pursuit of hope and meaning.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You are being pulled today between quietly doing your work and shouting your message for all the world to hear. Neither extreme works, making it more appealing for you to find a happy medium. You'll need to pay extra careful attention to everything you do now because you can drift off into a dream world and lose your much-needed perspective.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
It's hard for you to face all the information that comes your way today because you would prefer to rely on your logic now and not the direct experience. The data could pile up as you try to figure out what to do with it. Keep in mind that acting too quickly can create a whole new set of problems. You need to have a workable strategy in place first.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Surprisingly you aren't willing to analyze things to the extreme today. You just know what you feel and that should be good enough now. Nevertheless, you must tread carefully, for Mercury's entry into Scorpio enables you to be overly sure of yourself, while Mars' square to elusive Neptune could encourage cloudy thinking.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may be on edge today, ready to break out of a habitual pattern and to start something new in your life. But make certain your current plans aren't just about making money; you won't be able to sustain a false happiness if your life is without deeper meaning. Changes of large magnitude don't happen overnight, so keep your focus on your goals for the future even if they seem far away.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your key planet Mars, now in your intense sign, can confuse you today as it squares dreamy Neptune. It may be harder for you to discern the facts from a developing story. Although your patience has reached its limit, it still might not be a smart idea to make a long-term decision until you contemplate your choices in a more objective light.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
It's hard to stay positive when those close to you let you down. But keep in mind that you may be placing unrealistic expectations on others that, in turn, set you up for disappointment. Instead of just lowering your standards, try talking to those with whom you must work. Hashing out differences of perspective, even if it's uncomfortable, is better than losing money or friends.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Noticing how your life has become overly structured is your first step to eliminating this fear-based reaction. You probably prefer the familiar route once you know that it works, but now it may be time to shake things up. Surprisingly, you'll feel a lot better once you take a risk and do something that is completely out of character.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You should try to tie up loose ends as soon as possible because the stress will increase throughout the day, making it difficult for you to concentrate. You might need to address the conflicting agendas of your head and your heart, each pulling in a slightly different direction. Since you may have a challenge keeping your focus now, you could actually benefit from having a bit of unstructured play time later in the day.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Your key planet Neptune is all worked up by a conflicted square from warrior Mars and you are ready to perform your version of the Great Escape. Although you may be ready to cut yourself free, you won't actually be able to avoid your responsibilities. Those tasks that you put off today will still be there for you tomorrow.

11/4/2008 7:25:06 AM

mine haven't been very good lately

11/4/2008 8:13:08 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You may be exhausted from riding the ups and downs of the emotional roller-coaster these past couple of days, yet the intensity is not quite over. Even if you are ready to stop the madness, someone close to you might have a different idea. Ultimately your current confusion could prevent you from making the best choice for you and those you love. Think over your decision a bit longer, but don't let the opportunity pass without doing something about it. "

well at least the first part is right. I'm definitely exhausted.

11/4/2008 8:16:02 AM

I says I need to do something out of character. I think I already did. I cleaned yesterday

11/4/2008 8:16:05 AM

mine is just disappointing

11/4/2008 8:19:47 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
However jubilant or mournful we are about the Presidential election, the Saturn-Uranus battle isn't over. We can still feel tension from yesterday's long-lasting opposition between traditional Saturn and futuristic Uranus as this history-making aspect continues to dominate the cosmic scene through July, 2010. A dreamy Venus-Neptune sextile enables us to see the brighter side of things while the eclectic Aquarius Moon encourages unorthodox behavior.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may still be trying to sort out your feelings about a good friend. Perhaps you've allowed romantic fantasies to intrude on a good friendship. Or perhaps you have become emotionally detached in order to clarify your need for boundaries. Either way, don't force closure because the current events are still unfolding.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You might have a good idea about doing something at work in a new and different way. Although you may have thought this through, don't hold on to your plan if it doesn't work or get the support you need. It's better to let go than to waste energy deluding yourself into thinking that others will come around and join you.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
t's relatively easy for you to gain a healthier perspective on your feelings by using logic today. But this doesn't mean that you'll let go of your dream about creating a more ideal partnership. Your best strategy now is to walk a middle path as you hold on to your common sense without giving up on love.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may feel somewhat awkward today, like a crab out of water. Even if you are clutching an emotional dream tightly in your pincers, you might have doubts about whether or not you truly want it. Although you like the safety of relationship security, now you also need a bit more freedom to explore a different aspect of your inner nature.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may be ready to celebrate or, at least, do something enjoyable, even if you have work responsibilities to fulfill. But you don't want to play by yourself, so you could waste time looking for someone to share in your fun. Resist the temptation to convince someone into coming along if he or she isn't an eager participant because in this instance you'll probably have more fun doing it on your own.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You could get trapped in your own mind today and the more you try to think your way out, the more complicated it gets. Luckily, there is a not-so-obvious path through this dilemma, but you'll need to set aside your penchant for logical analysis. Your current escape route does not involve words. There is a non-verbal solution that requires you to follow your intuition and your dreams instead of the facts.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may be lost in a euphoric dream world today as you go about your business. Instead of trying to rein yourself in and get serious, give yourself permission to float through your own private fantasies for a while. You may be surprised by how rejuvenated you feel once you let yourself go. Don't worry; reality will be waiting for your return.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may resent having to do something at home today that doesn't seem like your job. Nevertheless, it's probably not a good idea to waste your energy fighting the external flow of events. Your resistance will likely cause more unhappiness than relinquishing control and just going along for the ride. The only thing you could lose is a bit of unnecessary pride.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You could glide along through your busy day without obstacles as if you're speed skating on smooth ice. Still, you might feel discomfort if you cannot tell a close friend exactly how you feel. There may be good reasons to keep a secret today, yet you won't be able to avoid that childish "I want to tell" attitude. There's no need to suppress your desires, yet there's also no valid excuse to break someone's trust.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Your mind may be on dollars and cents today, but it's challenging to find the clarity you need to make an important financial decision that's pressing upon you. Think big, for your imagination is now running especially strong. Be careful about impulsive actions; it's best to research all your options if you aren't yet totally clear on what to do next.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
It's your day to shine amongst your peers, but you cannot take more credit than you deserve or everything will backfire on you. Basking in the light of appreciation is a lovely experience as long as you don't turn it into a day of self-aggrandizement. With the Moon in your sign, a little humility will go a long way.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Someone may have something important to say to you today, but for some unknown reason he or she isn't being forthright. Unfortunately, there's not much you can do to force the issue because bringing it up now will likely create a bigger wall that just drives the feelings even deeper. Some of the problem may be a result of your overactive imagination. Patience is your best strategy, so give the situation time to normalize on its own.

11/5/2008 8:41:14 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You might have a good idea about doing something at work in a new and different way. Although you may have thought this through, don't hold on to your plan if it doesn't work or get the support you need. It's better to let go than to waste energy deluding yourself into thinking that others will come around and join you."

orly

11/5/2008 8:45:12 AM