nothing nuts about a little excitement

plus i <3 the smarties

7/22/2008 3:13:32 AM

what about if she has pics on amateur porn site?

7/22/2008 10:52:46 PM

what the fuck would be wrong with that?

puritanism FTL

7/23/2008 12:39:20 AM

^

7/23/2008 12:41:10 AM

^^^haha no thanks...too many broads out there to mess around with one of those

7/23/2008 12:41:45 AM

^^^^ Depends on what the content of the pics are and how hot she is.

7/23/2008 12:43:04 AM

^^^^,^^^ just wondering what twwers would consider that a disqualifying factor.

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 12:43 AM. Reason : carats]

7/23/2008 12:43:18 AM

that's a fair question

i try to stay away from absolutes

but have found that i don't like:

1) dumb girls
2) coke heads
3) text queens
4) alcoholics

7/23/2008 12:46:00 AM

i wouldve thought coke heads would be an ideal gf

7/23/2008 12:46:26 AM

depends on whose ideal we're discussing

there's a well-known positive

but you get it in exchange for a bunch of negatives

7/23/2008 1:16:02 AM

big booty

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 1:36 AM. Reason : ho]

7/23/2008 1:35:16 AM

I saw you say puts out

7/23/2008 1:36:27 AM

1. hot
2. drama free



lol

7/23/2008 1:36:47 AM

but only if shes got a big booty


also. can make me a sandwhich.

7/23/2008 1:38:14 AM

lol

booty is definitely a plus

7/23/2008 1:40:53 AM

also, the ability to cook.

7/23/2008 4:54:06 AM

me
-Jimmy pop

7/23/2008 6:37:32 AM

speaking of booty

I need one in my face STAT

7/23/2008 7:33:56 PM

likes the same kinda porn as me

7/23/2008 7:35:59 PM

HERE YOU GO, DR.

7/23/2008 7:36:41 PM

cant use artificial sweeteners, and cant subscribe to stupid ass slutty type magazines like cosmo, etc

7/28/2008 1:28:46 PM

What about Maxim? Is that allowed?

7/28/2008 1:35:37 PM

only if its a free subscription

when i get home i'll post some of the headlines on cosmo and glamour...one of them was even about telling women to mess with guys g spots...and people buy that shit

7/28/2008 1:42:05 PM

But that's what makes them so entertaining. To keep from saying the same thing in every issue, which they do anyway, they come up with stuff like, "Wrap his balls in cling wrap ..."

Pure hilarity.

7/28/2008 1:43:15 PM

do they ever mention anything in those magazines about cooking and doing the dishes?

7/28/2008 1:44:20 PM

^^well my ideal girlfriend will not want to read that smut..."25 sex tricks you dont know"..."10 ways to blah blah blah"...i hate how our culture is so smut oriented

7/28/2008 1:44:39 PM

^^ Anyone who needs a magazine to do those isn't worth her salt.

7/28/2008 1:46:05 PM

meh i just want one that's

hot
i trust
trusts me
does her own thing often but comes home to me
lets me go out and do my own thing and come home to her

oh, and isn't psycho. that seems to be my main problem

7/28/2008 1:46:21 PM

i have at least 4 of those 6 qualities...


i'll let you figure out the 2 i may or may not be missing

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 1:48 PM. Reason : sadf]

7/28/2008 1:47:45 PM

i really hate girls that brag about being whorey also...its like they assume i'm cool with them being slutty???

7/28/2008 1:48:28 PM

ahaha

you dont trust me!?!?!?

..i'm outraged

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 1:49 PM. Reason : ^who the fuck brags about that?]

7/28/2008 1:48:37 PM

7/28/2008 1:49:05 PM

I knew I was too honest with you!!

see what this gets me

7/28/2008 1:49:26 PM

^^^?????????????????????????????


seriously?

7/28/2008 1:50:05 PM

i've almost never heard a girl say "oh man i had a 3some last weekend, it was awesome" or some shit like that

7/28/2008 1:50:52 PM

idk it just seems like women like to tell guys things about their sexual life and brag about it...and a lot of times it makes me sad

7/28/2008 1:51:41 PM

Jealous?

7/28/2008 1:52:11 PM

disgusted

7/28/2008 1:52:30 PM

^^^^i know a whole group of girls that would gladly brag about that...


it became uncomfortable for me to even be around them...

and they were my best friends a few months ago



i mean...i talk a lot of shit...but i'm not really proud of the shitty stuff i've done

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 1:53 PM. Reason : adsf]

7/28/2008 1:52:32 PM

its so disappointing to meet a chick that you think is nice but kinda gives a whore vibe...like she thinks you are like her so she tells you the stuff but really you are thinking like "awww man "

7/28/2008 1:54:01 PM

well dammit i need to meet these women!

7/28/2008 1:54:19 PM

no you don't

7/28/2008 1:54:57 PM

haha

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 1:56 PM. Reason : PM SENT!]

7/28/2008 1:55:38 PM

at least one of these girls will call or text me everyday...

they want me to hang out with them so we can "catch" up...


but all they are going to tell me about is who is mad at who and how many dudes they have slept with and what ever since the last time i saw them...

and i've been just like that....

and it makes me sad

7/28/2008 1:57:44 PM

idk what the deal is but i'm just fucking tired of not meeting attractive single chicks

7/28/2008 2:01:09 PM

You know what i really want in a girl?
Me.
-Blood hound gang

7/28/2008 2:03:01 PM

set em up

7/28/2008 2:13:06 PM

no

7/28/2008 2:25:22 PM

Well we're tired of not meeting attractive single guys as well.

(Trying to help you set em up)

7/28/2008 2:27:37 PM

^ I'd like to think that I fall into the attractive single category

7/28/2008 2:28:51 PM