is it like a chicks orgasm? is there ejaculation?

3/12/2009 11:30:42 PM

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"Whats OP mean?"

i already answered you on the last page

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"Does anal sex smell like feces"

it shouldn't. if it does, that's it for me, i'm out.

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"is it like a chicks orgasm? is there ejaculation?"

oh yeah. it's one of the most satisfying feelings in the world to make a dude cum without ever touching his cawk. and my bf seems to enjoy it quite a bit as well

...i'm sure you wanted to know that

3/12/2009 11:32:36 PM

psh, i dont give a fuck, im not one of these squeamish homophobes, everybody's trying to fuck somebody, i was just really curious as to how the whole orgasm situation worked

3/12/2009 11:36:26 PM

nice.

it all has to do with the prostate gland. you have to have a dick of considerable size to be able to reach it, though.

3/12/2009 11:37:18 PM

why'd you have to go and eat my pie?

3/12/2009 11:37:39 PM

i'd be jealous if you guys could have chick orgasms from it, i want a chick orgasm just once in my life

3/12/2009 11:38:11 PM

how big dawg

3/12/2009 11:38:18 PM

^^^i'll fight your foo, alright

^^dude orgasms are way better... at least, in my opinion.

^i'll just say that i'm above average.

3/12/2009 11:40:28 PM

do you shave your balls?

3/12/2009 11:41:48 PM

no, they aren't really hairy at all

3/12/2009 11:42:10 PM

does cock size matter to you, even though you're a pitcher?

what's the oldest guy you dated?

3/12/2009 11:46:47 PM

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"does cock size matter to you, even though you're a pitcher?"

yeah, i mean, i've been known to switch it up before
plus i find small dicks strikingly hilarious, so that wouldn't work very well

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"what's the oldest guy you dated?"

i've never dated anyone older than me
my current bf is just a little under a year younger than me

3/12/2009 11:49:12 PM

How can I be pleasant with the females without smiling

3/12/2009 11:53:07 PM

you have to smile, dawg. remember, b!tches love smiley faces.

3/12/2009 11:53:57 PM

its so hawdddd

3/12/2009 11:54:49 PM

so should i just grab the code out of your profile then?

3/12/2009 11:56:29 PM

what are you trying to do? i couldn't tell from the thread

3/12/2009 11:57:25 PM

oh my bad

i thought it was pretty clear

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"Your Playlist post it here"

my bad

3/13/2009 12:02:20 AM

done

3/13/2009 12:08:32 AM

give us us freeceivedeath!

3/13/2009 12:09:02 AM

w0rd [oh wait, no homo ]

3/13/2009 12:09:42 AM

JO is getting boring, should I just JO real fast until I'm about to jizz then slow down or finish it off like a tuff guy?

3/13/2009 12:10:56 AM

what store is good for holiday themed ties such as st pattys day?

3/13/2009 12:28:57 AM

wheres my program?

3/13/2009 12:29:50 AM

^^no store. it is unacceptable to wear or own a holiday themed tie.

^not even started yet

3/13/2009 1:27:48 AM

were you a Weeblo?

3/15/2009 9:53:08 PM

you mean webelos?

yes, i was

3/15/2009 9:53:42 PM

hahah WE BLOW

3/15/2009 10:39:03 PM

WE BLOW LOYAL SCOUTS

3/15/2009 10:39:44 PM

aw, shit.

5/14/2009 9:46:08 PM

i feel like making love answering random questions

6/1/2009 11:01:34 PM

why did you go to the ER?

6/1/2009 11:01:53 PM

small bowel obstruction.

6/1/2009 11:02:23 PM

Uhm. Should I respond with "Ew?"

6/1/2009 11:02:57 PM

basically.

6/1/2009 11:03:27 PM

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"small bowel obstruction."

So thats what you call your boyfriend.

6/2/2009 7:57:12 AM

if anything that enters your ass can make it up to your small bowel without injuring everything in between, you have other issues.

6/2/2009 9:43:25 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to butt pirating.

6/2/2009 9:44:26 AM

dark blue with a dark grey tie


or pale green with a pale green/tan design tie?

6/2/2009 9:54:07 AM

now don't take this the wrong way, but i need to ask you some important questions:

are you organized?
motivated?
a good listener?
fashionable?
sensitive?
do you read people well?
do you have good taste in men both gay and straight?
are you honest?
what qualities do you look for in a friend?
do you have a lot of friends? are more of your friends girls or boys?

6/2/2009 1:35:58 PM

^^ depends on the shirt color.

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"now don't take this the wrong way, but i need to ask you some important questions: are you organized? most of the time motivated? yes, when it's something i want a good listener? very much so fashionable? i was when i wasn't a fatass... but i won't be a fatass for much longer. sensitive? meh, on certain things. do you read people well? for the most part, yes do you have good taste in men both gay and straight? definitely are you honest? as honest as i possibly can be what qualities do you look for in a friend? someone who i can have fun with while just hanging out, a sense of humor, etc. i get along with almost everyone. do you have a lot of friends? are more of your friends girls or boys? i have a lot of acquaintances, but just a few close friends; i think friendships are more meaningful that way - i found out the hard way that if you have too many friends, you can't make time for all of them. it's actually a fairly even split between guys/girls, but i'd say i have slightly more guy friends."

6/2/2009 5:20:42 PM

i'm watching mtv movie awards

do you think twilight is gay? seems gay to me

6/2/2009 5:21:31 PM

to the top

and yes, twilight is quite gay

8/19/2009 1:13:17 PM

are you a top or a bottom? or do you switch it up and do both?

8/19/2009 1:13:52 PM

we've already had this discussion

i'm a switch hitter but i mostly am a top

8/19/2009 1:15:16 PM

fuck, you're right. i think that's one of the first questions i asked you when i met you

i ♥ the gays

8/19/2009 1:16:45 PM

evan predicts Billy Mays' death ITT

8/19/2009 1:25:13 PM

to the top

10/23/2009 10:00:10 PM

how're things?

10/23/2009 10:01:26 PM

Are you an editor? Because you seem to be anal about grammar and punctuation. Hawt.

10/23/2009 10:05:09 PM