ohhh the squat. i didn't think of that!

^ lol!

5/14/2009 2:39:38 PM

You shouldn't be sorry. I am not ashamed of the fact that I take care of myself and I don't like to be dirty/smelly.

it assures that I get plenty of repeat business down there

5/14/2009 2:43:22 PM

Wa gwon?

5/14/2009 2:44:18 PM

notta ting. keepin it gully

5/14/2009 2:46:00 PM

nap, shower, research

or shower, nap, research

??

5/14/2009 3:03:25 PM

Is it okay with you if it's okay with me?

5/14/2009 3:04:49 PM

^^ I guess I am too late to give you advice on that. Sorry, my shift ended

^ depends on what "it" is

5/14/2009 9:30:25 PM

well i showered and then napped because i didn't want to get in bed all dirtay

but i didn't even make it under the covers. i slept on top of my comforter and accidentally slept for 2 hours.

5/14/2009 9:31:22 PM

did you use Shower to Shower?

5/14/2009 9:32:50 PM

noooo

(i do not get swamp butt thank youuu!)

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5/14/2009 9:33:07 PM

if you say so

5/14/2009 9:34:24 PM

don't you need butt hair for that?

5/14/2009 9:34:47 PM

ok seriously, i'm sorry i ever asked

5/14/2009 9:35:27 PM

Your butt can sweat without hair.

do you only sweat where you have hair?

5/14/2009 9:37:11 PM

well i mean duh but i thought the swampiness was from the hair (^^ lol)

don't you sweat more where you have hair? then it gets all sticky and tangly and what not

5/14/2009 9:39:35 PM

women don't sweat.

we glisten

5/14/2009 9:39:42 PM

what the fuck?

5/14/2009 9:41:54 PM

I don't have hardly any butt hair. and I have no hair on by crotch at all.

5/14/2009 9:42:25 PM

oh i sweat a lot of places and i'm sure i sweat there. it just isn't a problem or excessive.

i mean GLISTEN! i glisten

5/14/2009 9:43:02 PM

ass crack glisten = female swamp ass

5/14/2009 9:44:19 PM

well whatevs. only happens when i'm exercising.

or sometimes when i drink outside in the sun. but really its not even my butt, just my thighs. i always worry about thigh sweat after i've been sitting down in the heat for awhile.

5/14/2009 9:51:27 PM

of course, he found out a way to sneak in that he keeps his crotch hair-free and smooth

5/14/2009 9:53:12 PM

nothing to sneak in, it's pretty much common knowledge at this point

5/14/2009 9:55:35 PM

i know more about your anatomy than i care to

5/14/2009 9:56:59 PM

oh you care

5/14/2009 10:00:13 PM

ssshhhhh

5/14/2009 10:00:29 PM

i'm interested! well not in your anatomy in particular. male anatomy has just always fascinated me. i think i have penis envy. except it isn't envy because i don't want a penis, but they are just so interesting and strange.

5/14/2009 10:01:47 PM

at least we don't bleed from it every month

5/14/2009 10:02:23 PM

well, ideally anyway

5/14/2009 10:05:00 PM

hatchet wound

5/14/2009 10:06:54 PM

haha i'm with you girl, i have penis envy in a "wow that's fascinating" sorta way.

but i totally appreciate having a vagina, because when i get turned on in a public place, everyone doesn't see it and immediately know i'm turned on

5/14/2009 10:06:59 PM

i guess that all depends on how turned on you get

and what color pants you are wearing

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5/14/2009 10:08:48 PM

dj, did you get depressed when you turned 30?

5/14/2009 10:14:35 PM

nope, not at all. The last half of my 20's was pretty much 1 tragedy after another, so I was looking forward to my 30's.

30 didn't start off all that great either, but it's getting better every day

5/14/2009 10:15:58 PM

so....if you had a week of paid vacation from work and an all expenses paid vacation to anywhere in the 48 contiguous states, where would you go?

5/14/2009 10:22:15 PM

All expenses paid?

Vegas for sure

5/14/2009 10:24:43 PM

seriously? gosh i'd pick a beach somewhere. probably somewhere in florida. but vegas is sweet, i'm going for my first time in july...hottest fucking month of the year, i'm the smart one.

5/14/2009 10:25:43 PM

Yeah, but I can go to the beach or Florida pretty much anytime I want for dirt cheap. I've never been to Vegas, and what better time than a free trip?

[Edited on May 14, 2009 at 10:26 PM. Reason : a]

5/14/2009 10:26:29 PM

should i eat the healthy stuff i brought today, or say fuck it and go to Moe's?

5/15/2009 11:08:19 AM

healthy for sure

Moe's is the devil

5/15/2009 11:13:51 AM

Would you do me if I yelled out "I'm your sister" while we did it?

5/20/2009 1:12:45 AM

once I am already in the vag, you can say just about anything you want

5/20/2009 2:53:55 PM

who's the creepiest dude on tww?

who's the creepiest girl on tww?

5/20/2009 2:54:39 PM

That's a tough one. For dude, I'd have to go with RD. Not because he is creepy toward chicks, just because he is kind of creepy in general.

Female, I'm not sure. None of them really creep me out. give me some options.

5/20/2009 3:12:29 PM

i dont really have options, i ask questions that i dont know the answer to

5/20/2009 3:16:15 PM

cddweller used to creep me out, but that was most likely because she was dating that really old dude. not so much anymore.

5/20/2009 3:20:21 PM

i concur, she cool and nice now


GIRL YOU COME A LONG WAY

5/20/2009 3:21:36 PM

most of the creepy broads are gone now. I haven't seen any real hardcore creepiness in any of the newer chicks. at least not enough that it makes them stand out from the rest

5/20/2009 3:22:56 PM

^^ / ^^^

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