I found an old video of myself

1/7/2009 9:51:07 AM

BTTT

1/7/2009 7:32:32 PM

i wanna see all the wolfweb chicks before they got fat

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1/7/2009 9:52:19 PM

November 2003


January 2009

1/29/2009 6:28:02 PM

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"oh snap elkaybie is cute"

duh!!

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" ^also cute"

hell, that boy is cute, khcadwal

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""

I'm pretty sure I went to HS with the red-headed girl. hell, maybe i knew her from college, but she looks DAMN familiar

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"don't judge me ok fine, judge but don't dislike me because not all my pictures are cute! THE SECRET IS OUT! but i feel like i'm getting a lot off my chest here."

i hate to be the one to tell you this honey, but most of those pictures are still cute

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"2004 "

hahahahahahahahaha
i would like to note, that my head in this picture is from a November 2001 pic of me... at disney world... with my family

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 6:46 PM. Reason : .]

1/29/2009 6:44:51 PM

alex i'll take '04 rjrgirl for $1000

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1/29/2009 9:02:19 PM

There's no way in hell you're 31 in that picture.

1/29/2009 10:00:43 PM

^ don't be jealous.

i will be 32 in <2 months, and i still look as old young as marko looks in that pic (25?).

i am a college lecturer, and i get confused for being a student, BOTH by students and by faculty. and people i meet randomly on the streets think i am a college student as well. 3 years ago, someone thought i was a HS student.

so, take that!

1/29/2009 10:04:45 PM

Me summer of 2003



Me summer of 2008






Then I got fatter, so you won't see what I look like now...I look all bloated and blah.

1/29/2009 10:16:06 PM

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"alex i'll take '04 rjrgirl for $1000 I'm Big Business and i approved this message."

if youre talking about the obviously photoshopped pic, then that would be 2001, when I was 18 (I'll be 26 in ~2 weeks)

1/30/2009 1:22:46 AM

how can you tell it was photoshopped?

1/30/2009 8:08:52 AM

its a special talent of mine

1/30/2009 12:05:18 PM

did you zoom to check the pixels?

1/30/2009 12:09:45 PM

1/30/2009 12:25:01 PM

joe_schmoe 7 years ago, writing some crap for The Technician at Cup-A-Joe



joe_schmoe 3 months ago, furiously trying to toss one off in the can

1/30/2009 12:28:20 PM

i was about to do this but then remembered i had already posted in this thread awhile ago ha

1/30/2009 1:07:31 PM

2004


2009

1/30/2009 3:25:06 PM

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"hell, that boy is cute, khcadwal"

I know that guy. I too graduated from Weddington High School in 2004. I did not buy that ridiculous "Getcha Some" shirt.

This is me in 2003:


Me in 2009:

1/30/2009 3:48:39 PM

hahaha. that is funny. i didn't go to weddington (nor am i from that area). but met a lot of ppl from there in ut.

1/30/2009 3:49:19 PM

Yeah, half of my graduating class came to State and about half of them were in UT at one point or another.

1/30/2009 3:50:13 PM

my bff graduated your year at weddington.


actually both my bffs

1/30/2009 3:51:47 PM

Who's that? That's Chris Felch in your pic, right?

1/30/2009 3:56:51 PM

yea.

kelly cleveland and chelsea mason are like my 2 best friends.

1/30/2009 3:57:28 PM

Haha small world. I've known Kelly since I was six. I met Chelsea in high school, we had a really good chat about the Beatles and then I don't think we ever spoke again. If my memory serves me right she dated my best friend's brother for a while.

1/30/2009 3:59:28 PM

hahaha that is funny. yea they are good people

who is your best friends brother? was his name patrick? andy?

1/30/2009 4:00:35 PM

how can she be your bff if you haven't spoke with her since high school

you must be cold and caustic like me

1/30/2009 4:01:56 PM

no they are MY best friends i didn't go to high school with them haha

1/30/2009 4:02:23 PM

oh I gotcha

I have some friends I haven't seen since high school

but thanks to the wonders of phone and internet, I feel like I know them as well as my friends I see every day

1/30/2009 4:03:53 PM

from about a month ago



from 2003:

1/30/2009 4:09:57 PM

Patrick is the twin brother of my friend Jeremy.

Jeremy gave me my first whisky the same night Patrick gave me my first weed...good times

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1/30/2009 4:10:38 PM

me then


05



new years 09

1/30/2009 4:34:12 PM

damn, I didn't know that you were hot

I need to start stalking my way through galleries more

I feel like I missed an opportunity

1/30/2009 5:08:33 PM

haaaaaaaaay

1/30/2009 5:10:43 PM

Haha Emily, I didn't know you were a TWWer!

1/30/2009 5:15:18 PM

hot

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3/12/2009 12:59:04 AM

circa 1985


2002


now

3/12/2009 1:28:10 AM

4/27/2009 10:46:58 PM

wow you def dont look how i pictured you...i knew you were short but i didnt think your face looked like that...i thought i saw a krispy kreme challenge pic that didnt have you looking like that no homo

4/27/2009 10:59:23 PM

oh no, that was quite homo.

4/27/2009 11:00:12 PM

^dude wtf...no homo...i hate it when dudes make homo advances at me

4/27/2009 11:00:43 PM

yeah i'd suck your dick... no homo

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4/27/2009 11:30:43 PM

omg i love this thread! i'm glad it got bumped.

4/27/2009 11:36:08 PM

^ you are hot but too insecure. No need to caption a pic with "i don't look great in this pic but here i am" when you're on a messageboard of washed up fat dudes just to get the "awww you look great" responses from the girls and the PM's from the guys who are like "this girl has no self esteem maybe I have a chance with her!"

4/28/2009 12:21:17 AM

i don't really remember but i think i put that my 5th grade yearbook picture was hideous (who's wasn't?)

and i said "don't judge me" because unfortunately, in like every picture of the past 4 years that i have of myself, i'm drunk. and i look drunk. so oops.

oh also i put that one in here of me playing a flute, thats hot.

4/28/2009 12:26:22 AM

^^^^thats pretty homo no homo

4/28/2009 12:27:12 AM

^^ you're right you are unattractive in the flute picture. i think the rest of them speak for themselves though without the blatant fishing for compliments.

Imagine how below average looking people feel when they see better looking people call themselves unattractive. You are boosting your self esteem at their expense even if that's not your intention.

4/28/2009 12:46:26 AM

sooo, marko and black people don't age

5/11/2009 1:05:42 AM

I'd post up in here but
1) 5ish years ago is high school, and I don't really have many pics of myself from then. If I do, they're certainly not on this computer in digital form.
2) The only recent pictures I've been in were while I was shitfaced, from someone else's camera-phone.

Will hit this shit back once I get a good pic or two though.

5/11/2009 1:16:19 AM

5/11/2009 3:07:51 AM

set em up

5/11/2009 9:42:56 AM