Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
JACKS10N POLL1OCK 1/7/2009 9:02:06 PM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
10CW.02DT 1/7/2009 9:03:17 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
10 pages bitches 1/7/2009 9:45:56 PM |
tartsquid All American 16389 Posts user info edit post |
Good to see some things never change. 1/7/2009 9:48:02 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My shit is on fiyah!" |
i bet that junk does make a good fire starter1/8/2009 10:17:40 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2009/01/07/1231004105005.html
PRESCHOOL POLLACK EXPOSED?
[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 4:38 PM. Reason : l]
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Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Ok, next!
The blues aren't showing right on the picture, they aren't AS painful but still vibrant colors.
Tear me a new one 1/13/2009 10:59:21 PM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
ugly as FUCK. i'll give you $1 not to post any more pictures of it. 1/13/2009 11:01:06 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
wow
i knew from the DSLR thread that you don't understand how light works
but man, your sun reflection there is almost painful to look at 1/13/2009 11:03:32 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
is the sun blasting a lazer through the water
its trying to hit that submarine, isn't it 1/13/2009 11:04:22 PM |
Bob Dylan All American 594 Posts user info edit post |
Dear kiwi,
you, like the painting, are ugly as shit.
-Bob Dylan
P.S.
1/13/2009 11:05:54 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
i liked that submarine painting 1/13/2009 11:06:37 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
Has anybody seen "My kid could paint that"? 1/13/2009 11:07:28 PM |
Kodiak All American 7067 Posts user info edit post |
1/13/2009 11:07:37 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
It's very texture-y in real life too. 1/13/2009 11:09:02 PM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
you got a lot of texture in real life 1/13/2009 11:12:26 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
honestly, just...
wow
are you taking classes or even like reading tutorials on the internet? 1/13/2009 11:14:20 PM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
you should put a man in that boat fishing for compliments.
and don't eat all the fish. 1/13/2009 11:18:08 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
lol
I think it's awesome in real life. the picture doesnt do it any justice but I just finished it and wanted to snap a quickie for tdub
LOV YUOS 1/13/2009 11:21:38 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
honestly, putting that in your etsy shop is going to devalue anything else you have there 1/13/2009 11:22:52 PM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
for that painting to be any better in real life it'd have to be giving me a blow job.
and i don't love you. not only did you waste your time creating that piece of shit, you wasted the time of everyone who looked at it on here. 1/13/2009 11:26:00 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to take a better picture tomorrow when I can use natural lighting.
I had fun painting it so whatever 1/13/2009 11:26:04 PM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
thats fine, glad you enjoyed painting it, i'm not looking forward to a 'better picture.' you'll need photoshop.
this attention whoring is the most awful part about it though. 1/13/2009 11:29:07 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Are you that bald guy? 1/13/2009 11:30:26 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
remember - not every piece of "art" you make is going to need a price 1/13/2009 11:39:00 PM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
what bald guy?
no. 1/13/2009 11:46:44 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
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tschudi All American 6195 Posts user info edit post |
if the first painting looked like the work of a 10th grade fat girl in art class, this looks like the fat girl took a shit on a canvas and then did finger paint with the shit 1/14/2009 1:29:47 AM |
OmarBadu zidik 25071 Posts user info edit post |
priceless....in that nobody will pay for it? 1/14/2009 1:30:41 AM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, it still looks bad. on a scale of 1-10, i give the first picture of it a 1 and this picture of it a 1.1 1/14/2009 1:33:55 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
negative nancies 1/14/2009 1:35:01 AM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
maybe i should have said 0 and 0.00001. 1/14/2009 1:37:47 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
0 is better than -1 1/14/2009 1:38:46 AM |
GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
$5 on the sunset one on pg 2 i think 1/14/2009 1:39:00 AM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
well, you're right. howver, a blank canvas at least has potential. 1/14/2009 1:40:23 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
lets vote.
tree branch on page one or peeing sunset on page 10? if you HAD to purchase one, which one would it be? neither is not an option. 1/14/2009 1:40:39 AM |
GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
tree branch for sure, my mom would probably like all three together
however that one on pg 10 needs to be burned 1/14/2009 1:41:51 AM |
Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
if i had to purchase one, i'd say the one on page 10, because 1 marred canvas is easier to throw away than 3. 1/14/2009 1:44:06 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
we're not negative nancies
you're just a hack 1/14/2009 1:45:58 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
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Queef Sweat All American 1438 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 1:53 AM. Reason : hack] 1/14/2009 1:53:09 AM |
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Quote : | "its trying to hit that submarine, isn't it" |
I have to admit that made me lol.1/14/2009 2:02:23 AM |
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1/14/2009 2:09:37 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, that came to my mind early in the thread 1/14/2009 2:18:32 AM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
i just skipped to the end when someone who paints didn't know who Jackson Pollock is...carlface? 1/14/2009 3:03:23 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I'm gonna fix that sun reflection tomorrow, it does seem too intense. It's what I started with and the image in my head changed as I painted it.
thx dubs 1/14/2009 3:40:05 AM |
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happy little sun reflection 1/14/2009 5:21:37 AM |
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almost 11 1/14/2009 11:02:18 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "is the sun blasting a lazer through the water
its trying to hit that submarine, isn't it" |
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA1/14/2009 11:06:59 AM |