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7/23/2009 11:36:39 PM

watch out for that casummer person btw. i noticed she mentioned me earlier.

7/23/2009 11:38:53 PM

Yeah my tww record is a lot better than yours.

not dnl likes to drunk drive.

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 11:42 PM. Reason : how many cars is it now?]

7/23/2009 11:41:36 PM

pretty much everyone mentions you in the "who is a big creep" warning

7/23/2009 11:43:26 PM

ok well you look hot then

7/23/2009 11:44:11 PM

good thing everyone knows me!

7/23/2009 11:44:20 PM

^^thank you?

^and you are certainly infamous it's true

7/23/2009 11:47:50 PM

why with the ?

no i've never seen you before... but you had to have a confidence boost right?

7/23/2009 11:48:38 PM

not dnl, i about to pull some creepy shit...

do i have your permission?

7/23/2009 11:50:38 PM

gurl u aint got to ask me!

7/23/2009 11:56:53 PM

look retard i'm not a broad.

7/23/2009 11:57:50 PM

girl u aint got to lie. chris told me about u

7/23/2009 11:58:21 PM

haha b/c i don't take compliments well. me and my friends are pretty much evil to eachother. it's how we show affection

7/23/2009 11:59:46 PM

same here, people that come over always ask me if im mad at my roomates.

7/24/2009 12:00:47 AM

my friends and i are complete assholes to each other

7/24/2009 12:02:17 AM

nice is boring

7/24/2009 12:02:35 AM

yeah i know

7/24/2009 12:04:05 AM

I can't help but be nice to ladies that i'm friends with, i'm too much of a gentleman, i'm mean to all my guy friends though

7/24/2009 12:04:18 AM

i can be a complete ass to my good girl friends, others I'm still nice to

7/24/2009 12:05:20 AM

I am pretty much considered one of the guys so I don't get the luxury of pulling the "but I'm a girl" card

last time i did they laughed and went "hahahaha no you're noooooooooooooot"

7/24/2009 12:06:22 AM

haha if i had a million bucks for everytime i heard a lady say shes one of the guys

7/24/2009 12:07:30 AM

most of the time it's just an excuse for her to be a whore

7/24/2009 12:08:20 AM

thats not what the saying is...

7/24/2009 12:08:34 AM

well i didn't know i was until i was kindly informed that my balls were bigger than all of theirs combined

i guess it was supposed to be a compliment but i was not pleased

i can either be a prude or a whore. i can't be both. pick one and stick with it

[Edited on July 24, 2009 at 12:13 AM. Reason : do it]

7/24/2009 12:11:49 AM

your crowd sounds like a real hoot

7/24/2009 12:12:54 AM

i enjoy my guy friends yes. getting drunk with them = fun times

7/24/2009 12:14:08 AM

you sound like a total bromance killer

7/24/2009 12:16:36 AM

^^^^^wtf dumbass

7/24/2009 12:17:43 AM

i am not

7/24/2009 12:18:33 AM

are you attracted to any of the guys you hang out? If so you probably show it and don't realize it... that's a bromance killer.

7/24/2009 12:19:46 AM

ew no i am not

7/24/2009 12:20:41 AM

please... what kind of guys are you attracted to then?

7/24/2009 12:22:35 AM

yeah, don't front. your friends are hot as fuck.

7/24/2009 12:23:31 AM

tall ones that make me laugh

7/24/2009 12:23:50 AM

Craig Kilborn?

(name dropping time -- I know him through my sister's husband)

7/24/2009 12:24:37 AM

oh well... i'm tall but i won't make you laugh, unless i whip out my 1 inch dick and show it to you.

7/24/2009 12:26:14 AM

So on a scale of 0 to 10 how do you rate the wolfweb?

I mean you haven't really seen the real ultimate power yet, but off a day or two?

[Edited on July 24, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : ]

7/24/2009 12:27:05 AM

i give it a 6. its entertaining but it really needs an auto-quote and multi-quote function

7/24/2009 12:29:19 AM

i wish these forums were more like slickdeals forums in some ways

7/24/2009 12:30:23 AM

Quote :

"tall ones that make me laugh"

shit

7/24/2009 12:32:52 AM

so what your beef with bananas? they are good and healthy!

7/24/2009 2:01:33 AM

i always get stuck having to peel them at work. like a hundred of them.

haaaaaaaaaate

7/24/2009 2:02:15 AM

oh lol. i thought you hated them cause they tasted bad or something.

7/24/2009 2:03:40 AM

yea they pretty much taste like asshole but I didn't hate them with such passion until recently

7/24/2009 2:04:49 AM

you have strange taste buds or something. bananas are fucking good. and good as shit for you. i wish the gov could force more ppl to eat them

7/24/2009 2:05:41 AM

if the government makes me eat bananas I'm moving back to england

7/24/2009 2:06:31 AM

maybe not bananas specifically but i wish the gov could force more ppl to eat healthier. i'd like universal healthcare a shitload more i more ppl were fit

7/24/2009 2:07:26 AM

if the government started forcing people to eat bananas, they've probably been genetically manipulated

7/24/2009 2:07:50 AM

i wish they would genetically alter them to taste like watermelon

that is a much tastier fruit

7/24/2009 2:09:54 AM

i wish they could make watermelons with no seeds...even the seedless ones have some small seeds in them.

7/24/2009 2:10:38 AM