well i've never had any of them...

so i may be in the mood for all three!

[Edited on August 18, 2010 at 12:05 AM. Reason : only that would kill me]

8/18/2010 12:05:03 AM

they're all awful

8/18/2010 12:05:06 AM

get graped sons and daughters

8/18/2010 12:05:24 AM

In that case, buy all three and make a jungle juice out of them

8/18/2010 12:06:31 AM

Grape!

8/20/2010 1:50:11 AM

rtc407, I try to mix up the flavors and buy a variety when I get them. Four Lokos aren't what I'd say is terrible, but I can't imagine having 2 cans of the same flavor back-to-back. I don't think I have a favorite because once I drink an entire one I dont really want that flavor for awhile

8/20/2010 1:54:08 AM

saw some kid buy 4 of these at like 2PM today. had his california license and everything, i'm pretty sure it was fake but the girl at the gas station could barely speak english

8/20/2010 1:55:07 AM

Love you long time?

8/20/2010 1:55:33 AM

this lemonade is fucking gross

8/24/2010 10:52:30 PM

orange isn't bad

flavorwise

all other signs point to vomit

8/25/2010 12:13:31 AM

drank 2 this weekend and i have no idea why i did it

8/25/2010 12:14:42 AM

ok...i'm doing this on friday night...

smoothcrim and saps852 be warned!

8/25/2010 12:15:31 AM

I don't remember who said that shit about them being war drinks, but I just want to let you know that one of my friends posted a pic of himself drinking one on Facebook and I commented that he was drinking that Vietnam!

8/25/2010 12:18:03 AM

i'm going to drank that korea...

i mean...we sorta tied on that one...

it won't kick my ass...i won't kick it's ass


all should be well

8/25/2010 12:20:39 AM

Quote :

"ok...i'm doing this on friday night... smoothcrim and saps852 be warned!"

I will join you after work. smoothcrim will be there?

8/25/2010 12:21:57 AM

i don't know...i'll ask him tomorrow

but i promised him i would have my first four loko experience with him...

so we may go by his place first...

or at least bar hop with him for a bit

8/25/2010 12:23:05 AM

tell him I said he better come out

8/25/2010 12:24:59 AM

i will threaten him...

but then again i've been flaking out on him for a month now so he may tell me to go fuck myself if i get huffy with him

8/25/2010 12:25:56 AM

Fruit Punch. I suppose being unemployed has its advantages. (but i did apply to another job today...)

8/25/2010 2:19:34 AM

mmmmmmmmmm!

Four Loko Cappuccino (sweetened strong coffee with malted milk, and a touch of cinnamon)

Four Loko Espresso (lightly sweetened strong black coffee; extra caffeine)

Four Loko Mocha Latte (like an extra chocolatey Mudslide)

Four Loko Coffee Latte (like a White Russian)

24oz.
12% ABV
< $3

Shit is so good.

8/25/2010 2:51:09 AM

oh great, it's indy TWW's answer to the question that NOBODY ASKED.

8/25/2010 3:15:39 AM

^
nobody?

8/25/2010 3:23:56 AM

So I've got one of these ginormous cans of this junk, fruit punch flavored. What I need is somebody to drink this shit with Friday night. We can chill at my place. Females are preferred

8/25/2010 4:15:53 AM

*huh hum*

8/25/2010 6:23:53 AM

yeah, I'll be in NYC on friday

8/25/2010 7:26:24 AM

fuck you Tennessee and your 6% limit, these ain't real Four Lokos assholes.

8/25/2010 8:00:57 AM

^^ok...i won't drink four loko then

8/25/2010 8:41:49 AM

I've got a lemonade Four Loko getting me through the night

8/27/2010 1:58:14 AM

i have one in the fridge put passed on it tonight for wine. Four Lokos can be a bitch on your stomach the following day...

8/27/2010 2:04:13 AM

^ And indirectly, your anus.

8/27/2010 2:15:25 AM

I'll worry about my anus tomorrow. Tonight I drink without worries.

8/27/2010 2:21:08 AM

Quote :

"mmmmmmmmmm! Four Loko Cappuccino (sweetened strong coffee with malted milk, and a touch of cinnamon) Four Loko Espresso (lightly sweetened strong black coffee; extra caffeine) Four Loko Mocha Latte (like an extra chocolatey Mudslide) Four Loko Coffee Latte (like a White Russian) 24oz. 12% ABV < $3 Shit is so good."

Never seen or heard of any of these, did you just make them up?

8/27/2010 2:43:13 AM

Tried the watermelon flavor last night. Tastes exactly like a watermelon would taste if it was grown in a Guatemalan landfill. A++ would drink again.

8/29/2010 10:24:04 AM

I just sipped some of this shit and tasted like my mouth had been defiled with some of the most repulsive smelling dog shit in the history of the world.

8/29/2010 10:31:04 AM

I have a two inch gash on the top of my head from diving into the shallow end

Thanks Four L k s

8/29/2010 11:27:12 AM

swimming while drunk is your fault. don't blame the lokos. that shit will kill you faster than drunk driving....

8/29/2010 12:48:20 PM

you can swim while drunk and not be an idiot

8/29/2010 12:50:29 PM

goddd i love these things.

$3 and you are good to go. amazing.

8/29/2010 4:19:10 PM

I drank one last night and didnt feel anything...is that normal? Do you go from 0-drunk on that 2nd one?

8/29/2010 4:23:20 PM

yes

it's three regular beers' worth of alcohol, so one may only give you a slight buzz

but two of them and the combination of a six pack of alcohol and whatever the fuck crack rocks they put in there starts to do a number on you

the first one will kick you off if you've had other drinks as well

8/29/2010 4:26:42 PM

I feel like I have missed out on these, I have yet to try one because they sound kind of gross

8/29/2010 4:29:01 PM

^well, they're not exactly GREAT tasting...I tried the fruit punch last night and it wasnt terrible, but definitely not tasty, haha.

8/29/2010 4:30:03 PM

they're more than 3 beers, accounting for the can being 24oz.

8/29/2010 4:45:50 PM

I played beer pong with Four Loko last night. Feeling like shit today.

8/29/2010 4:47:03 PM

One four loko is about 5-6 light beers.

Specifically, 5.7 bud lights.

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 5:22 PM. Reason : ]

8/29/2010 5:18:06 PM

Had one a week or so ago for the first time. Watermelon flavor. I drank it first and then drank beer after. Got pretty drunk. I thought it tasted decent. I'd definitely try it again.

8/29/2010 6:12:12 PM

this sounds fucking dangerous

way worse than red sparks level dangerous

8/29/2010 6:28:29 PM

I rode the "Lokomotive" this weekend

I mixed grape loko 50/50 with nighttrain, it wasn't actually that bad going down

results: super drunk and surprisingly, no hangover to speak of

8/29/2010 7:01:09 PM

never tried these, but i just sent deemarie to the store for a few flavors

no work tomorrow, so we'll see how it goes

8/29/2010 8:13:11 PM

you're so screwed

but this is post 99, so it doesn't matter

8/29/2010 8:15:44 PM