if you are having trouble driving, set the default driving view to be a further/wider camera. that helped me a lot, i was terrible at first.

i just killed mark zuckerburg

9/18/2013 10:45:10 AM

minor gripe- it suffers from way too loud dialogue in vehicles

9/18/2013 10:55:03 AM

It pissed me off how in the tutorial it tried to tell you how things worked while you were trying to drive down the road or weave through traffic. I mean I know the basics but not the little new things like special powers or how the health gauge works and crap like that. I felt like I needed to pause the game to read them but if you paused they went away.

9/18/2013 11:53:16 AM

you can pull them back up in the pause menu, but with the pause menu lag delay its frustrating

i wish they were more visible and stayed up a little longer. or maybe if they had a quick button to cycle through the last messages.

9/18/2013 11:58:55 AM

I am annoyed by that as well. It proved that texting and driving result in mission failure by plowing through and road block instead of turning in front of it

9/18/2013 12:27:38 PM

Quote :

"Three bozo gamers pretending to be cops cut the line to buy the new Grand Theft Auto V video game – only to have their virtual reality shattered by real police officers who busted them, authorities said. Kirolos Abdel Sayed, 19, Matthew Kirshen, 20, and Frank Santanastoso, 19, all cruised to the Staten Island Mall in what looked like an unmarked police car — complete with lights and sirens — just after midnight early Tuesday morning, cops said. Once there, Abdel Sayed — an auxiliary volunteer with the 122nd precinct — and Kirshen both flashed phony badges while Santanastoso showed off a tattoo of a police shield to convince mall security they were on patrol, sources said. The three line-cutters made a beeline for the gaming store after they were let in by security and bought themselves a copy of the game — skipping about 500 people who had been waiting patiently outside for hours, sources said. Inspired by their new purchase, the bootleg cops hopped back in their phony police car, made an illegal U-turn and blew several stop signs before being pulled over by a real cop in an unmarked car, authorities said. “I’m with NYPD,” said Abdel Sayed who was not working as an auxiliary officer at the time, sources said. Kirshen told cops he borrowed a friend’s badge, sources said. All three were arrested and charged with impersonating a police officer."

9/18/2013 1:03:45 PM

LOL, he had the balls to tell a cop he was a cop? What an idiot

9/18/2013 1:09:46 PM

just went to the store and walmart after hours of playing

actually had to remember not to just plow through traffic at my own discretion

9/18/2013 2:27:55 PM

Lack of sleep after hours of GTA, commuting to work was starting to get a little sketchy.

9/18/2013 2:31:15 PM

haha. i remember after i geeked-out on one of the first tony hawks everywhere i went i was imagining how i could rail slide that power line, to a kick-flip onto that building, nollie-impossible down to the hand-rail on the stairs......

9/18/2013 2:35:55 PM

lol

Quote :

"Greetings from Amazon.com. You saved $0.03 with Amazon.com's Pre-order Price Guarantee! The price of the item(s) decreased after you ordered them, and we gave you the lowest price. The following title(s) decreased in price: Grand Theft Auto V Price on order date: $59.99 Price charged at shipping: $59.96 Lowest price before release date: $59.96 Quantity: 1 Total Savings: $0.03 $0.03 is your total savings under our Pre-order Price Guarantee."

9/18/2013 2:45:54 PM

I got that same email. We should pool our $.06 and invest it.

9/18/2013 2:50:05 PM

more NERD rage at a Gamestop. This is why I order online.

9/18/2013 3:55:01 PM

What did he do? She was being a cunt. I mean she could've waited till he left but she just had to get the last word in (all women do this)

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9/18/2013 4:10:17 PM

What a fucking bitch, and yeah he's annoying too. I've definitely had my fair share of customers like him, but I also hate glorified customer service people like her also. Ugh! Both of them SUCK.

"Fantastic." "That's fantastic." "How's he doing....he's winning, right.....he's winning?" She should have kept her mouth shut after he started walking away. What a dumb ass slut. She was being sarcastic from the beginning! Hate bitches like that. And who says "Fantastic!" after a customer says, "You won't getting my business again."!?!?



[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 4:15 PM. Reason : .]

9/18/2013 4:11:20 PM

why does it not surprise me that that dude is wearing cargo shorts?

9/18/2013 4:12:19 PM

i don't know why him carrying the poster made me laugh so hard

9/18/2013 4:13:22 PM

Also LOL @ "You threatened to give my public information out"

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[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 4:17 PM. Reason : lol your business information is not public information]

9/18/2013 4:16:06 PM

haha i hate gamestop. got this yesterday morning at target (and my poster! haha)

they may have stopped this policy, but when i pay 60 dollar bucks for a game, i want to be the one that unpacks the damn thing, instead of buying a "new" previously opened game.

9/18/2013 4:25:52 PM

They don't open day 1 copies.

Had zero issues picking up my preorder (besides politely refusing the strategy guide).

9/18/2013 4:27:16 PM

what started that whole kerfuffle...something about her wanting to see his ID?

9/18/2013 4:30:25 PM

Apparently he wanted to get his prepaid edition without any sort of identification or the card.

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9/18/2013 4:43:33 PM

^ hadnt watched it yet

Quote :

"""SPOILER ASSHAT """

9/18/2013 4:50:42 PM

what is the correct way to quit this game? I couldnt find a menu option so I just turned the console off.

9/18/2013 5:01:47 PM

hit the ps button on the gamepad

honestly, i blanked too and forgot how to quit

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 5:06 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 5:06:21 PM

i guess I should have stipulated that im on a 360

9/18/2013 5:21:40 PM

i just spent 15 minutes sitting on the couch, watching tv, smoking weed.

in the game

9/18/2013 5:23:27 PM

You're about to stipulate my FIST on your FACE

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9/18/2013 5:40:55 PM

Just found out the hard way the game doesn't remember the location of blimps when you save your game.

Which doesn't really matter, unless you save your game while you're standing on top of a blimp.

Also, I found out what I read somewhere (and posted on this thread yesterday) was incorrect. The code in the first run copies of the game isn't to get the blimp skin, it's to be able to fly the blimp. I swear I read somewhere that you wouldn't be required to use the code to fly the blimps, but I hadn't put mine in yet, and I couldn't figure out why I couldn't fly one even after I landed on top of one several times. But I put in the code and it works as advertised. So I guess the pre-order bonus isn't as useless as I originally thought.

9/18/2013 5:52:04 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


So by some miraculous turn of good fortune I have the money to pick up the game today. I've got about 3 hours of homework I have to do before I can play. No big deal, I am disciplined enough to do it.

Then I try to open the word document I was working on and must turn in by 12. And its FUCKING CORRUPTED. I haven't had a corrupted document file in god knows how long.

goddammit just goddamit all

9/18/2013 5:56:39 PM

Quote :

"i guess I should have stipulated that im on a 360"

derp, sorry

9/18/2013 5:57:15 PM

Quote :

"any way to train the dumb ass dog without downloading the app?"

9/18/2013 7:36:35 PM

Stuck without a mission now - Chop just moved into my house.

9/18/2013 8:00:14 PM

yes SIR

http://www.cheatcc.com/xbox360/grandtheftauto5cheatscodes.html#.UjpDUcash8E

9/18/2013 8:33:44 PM

that doesn't help me get a new god damn mission

9/18/2013 8:38:23 PM

lol

Quote :

"This cheat code spawns you in the air for a skydive free fall. If you hold the Analog-stick, you can glide for a long time. However, it does not allow you to use the parachute. Thus, you will usually die at the end of the free fall."

9/18/2013 8:45:48 PM

I can verify


even if you cheat code yourself a parachute beforehand


I didnt try to do the parachute while freefalling though, that might work

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 9:12 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 8:57:05 PM

I just did a mission that took me 2 1/2 hours to complete, and the reward was $10.



I've only slept 5 hours since this game came out, I think this is my first rage quit/pass out.

9/18/2013 9:23:50 PM

So my first stop is the strip club. Walk into the private lounge and proceed to get my ass beat. Three girls I saw all came out in lingerie. Do they get naked?

9/18/2013 9:39:46 PM

Tonight's highlight was selecting Chop while he was getting his bone on

9/18/2013 9:42:37 PM

^^^ damn, which one was it? i'm going to fail it ever how many times so i can skip it

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 9:54 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 9:54:15 PM

Just did the alien level

9/18/2013 10:40:38 PM

Not that yall care, but I pre-ordered via Amazon and it was on my doorstep at 1230pm yesterday.

Also, I killed myself by flying the blimp into another blimp. I find it way more difficult to get away from the cops, though. You even so much as nick a pedestrian and you might as well kill yourself, because it's just that hard to get away, unless I'm missing something. I did have the po-po ram me from behind while I was on a motorcycle and kill me. That was lol-worthy

9/18/2013 10:49:30 PM

After stressing about who was voicing Michael's son (since it sounded familiar) I realized that it was Badger from Breaking Bad.

Then I googled it, and realized that was wrong. It's even more awesome. It's Little Pete from Pete and Pete.

The More You Know.jpg

9/18/2013 10:58:21 PM

Quote :

"I find it way more difficult to get away from the cops, though. You even so much as nick a pedestrian and you might as well kill yourself, because it's just that hard to get away, unless I'm missing something."

I haven't noticed that. Just drive for a while and you'll shake em. I'd guess I get killed less than 10% after they start chasing me.

9/18/2013 11:08:09 PM

The cop cars definitely have more power in this version. No matter what I am driving, they catch up with me very quickly, as opposed to previous games where you could just floor it in most anything and get away

9/18/2013 11:12:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPYmvOOVclQ

lol

9/18/2013 11:33:28 PM

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1ml6g4/learning_spanish_in_gta_v/

ROFL

9/18/2013 11:48:01 PM

Is there any advantage to buying a car instead of just stealing them?

I mean I don't want to spend a bunch of money on a car (whether buying or customizing) only to lose it the first time I take it to a mission and have to abandon it to drive some shitty van.

9/18/2013 11:51:59 PM

I think when you buy it, it's one of those cars that permanently sticks with your character. Just one you can select or the game cycles through in placements.

9/18/2013 11:58:11 PM