offensive tackle

3/8/2016 1:45:41 PM

keep calm and chive on?

3/8/2016 1:45:47 PM

chive on?

3/8/2016 1:47:16 PM

thechive.com?

3/8/2016 1:47:58 PM

wow, i had no idea they had a social network.

yeah, avoiding anyone who likes that website seems like a solid plan.

3/8/2016 1:51:09 PM

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"-more than one pic of pets "

Individual pics of the pets...or pictures with them and their pets? I feel like that shouldn't be an automatic left swiper...

3/8/2016 1:52:11 PM

- photoshops of dead babies

3/8/2016 2:13:30 PM

it's some website for doofus' that people are obsessed with. mostly college-age frat guys but apparently it extends way beyond that.



( )

3/8/2016 2:28:53 PM

i learned about it from females who send in pictures of themselves (because they like it when random internet dudes tell them they're hot and that they want to bang them).

3/8/2016 3:05:42 PM

NM

[Edited on March 8, 2016 at 3:22 PM. Reason : 1]

3/8/2016 3:22:04 PM

Quote :

"Individual pics of the pets...or pictures with them and their pets? I feel like that shouldn't be an automatic left swiper... "

Individual pics of the pets. I love animals, but don't waste more than one of your allotted 6 pics helping me get to know them.

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"wow, i had no idea they had a social network. "

You wouldn't believe how many of "them" are out there, and how proud they are to proclaim their allegiance. I see SO many of those stupid green t-shirts. And quite a few profiles with NOTHING written in the summary besides "KCCO"

[Edited on March 8, 2016 at 3:29 PM. Reason : ...]

3/8/2016 3:27:46 PM

Any chick that doesn't have a full body picture is assumed to be "puffy". Also any girl with Jesus/God in their profile is an automatic swipe left.

The one thing i've noticed is that a lot of fat girls have "not here for a hook-up" or "not DTF". Is there a secret population of chubby chasers on Tinder? You think the big girls would just be happy to be getting some attention!

3/8/2016 4:13:01 PM

wow

3/8/2016 8:34:52 PM

met my girlfriend of 4 months on tinder

they need to put me in a commercial or something

3/10/2016 8:07:52 AM

I knew when I saw DTF on her profile it was an instant connection

3/10/2016 8:52:38 AM

THE FUTURE IS OURS!

3/12/2016 12:51:03 PM

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"wow"

come on now, i'm sure you have some interesting screening criteria or arbitrary deal breakers to "next" a guy you are chatting with (i.e one female friend of mine won't message a guy that uses emoji's).

3/14/2016 4:41:05 PM

"just ask" actually pisses me off pretty thoroughly. Like you can't think of a single thing to write about yourself?


I'm also still trying to figure out what "good vibes only" means.

3/14/2016 6:53:34 PM

yea, KCCO anything is douche material.

3/14/2016 10:29:04 PM

So is it a red flag if a girl has virtually no FB presence and only 40 friends?

3/24/2016 3:47:04 PM

she's probably a dude

3/24/2016 3:47:52 PM

Every time I see this thread bumped, I still question if it's a "game" rather than a dating/hookup app.

3/24/2016 5:24:46 PM

I thought the thread title was in reference to their tinder success/swagger, like "he's got game"

3/24/2016 7:24:49 PM

maybe. i read it the same as "angry birds game" or "candy crush game"

3/24/2016 7:36:14 PM

I signed up for tinder the other day. it's like a damn meat market lord. it's pretty addictive though.

6/9/2016 1:34:25 PM

Do you tell all your prospective dates that you sent nudes to your students?

6/9/2016 1:39:29 PM

there's been a ton of spam on Tinder lately.

anyone notice all the "NSA Finder" references?

you read a girl's profile and it's like "I like long walks on the beach, and getting hardcore double-teamed by guys I meet on NSAfinder.com"

6/9/2016 1:48:23 PM

All the hot/successful chicks I know these days are using Bumble and really liking it. Any bumblers in here?

6/9/2016 2:48:48 PM

I tried bumble but there is absolutely no one on it where i live.

Also yes, the amount of fake tinder profiles nowadays is rinowadays.

6/9/2016 2:54:04 PM

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"Do you tell all your prospective dates that you sent nudes to your students?"

no, because i didn't, but good game on the attempted troll.

6/9/2016 7:19:15 PM

Wait, I thought Smath was happily marrived with kids.

6/15/2016 10:39:48 AM

Apparently he's going through a divorce and sending dick pics to his students.

6/15/2016 10:57:33 AM

^that was decent of you not to mention his psychotic episode

6/15/2016 1:40:28 PM

been having more luck with Bumble. Classier broads on there. I am not a bot, and I don't have 9 piercings and 800 tats, and that seems to be what is plaguing tinder lately.

[Edited on June 15, 2016 at 3:11 PM. Reason : .]

6/15/2016 3:11:22 PM

3/7/2017 11:47:53 AM

Quote :

"RARE DEEPWATER JEW"

Quote :

"PYGMY NEGRO MAN"

Quote :

"STRONGEST BADGER POISON"

3/7/2017 8:30:13 PM

Quote :

"UNUSUAL ODIFEROUS EMANCIPATIONS"

3/8/2017 7:40:21 AM

lol that shit was funny.

3/10/2017 7:38:15 AM

So.. when he says he can see two miles, does he realize that most people can see much farther than that. That's like saying he can lift a nickel (vice a horse) over his head.

3/10/2017 10:35:21 PM

JD thinks he is funny. not a good idea to combine humor and sales tho

3/11/2017 8:39:37 AM

3/29/2017 6:58:55 PM

Quote :

"Here is a list I've compiled of deal-breakers (automatic left swipe, with few exceptions) on a tinder profile, according to one person (me):"

-She seems like a really sweet person who deserves a great guy
-Any mention/photo of horses
-Cliché quotes
-"I probably swiped right for your dog"
-"I just need someone to open jars for me/reach things on tall shelves"
-"Just a Pam looking for her Jim"
-"Give me a reason to delete this for the last time"
-Post workout photos looking all sweaty and gross
-Holding a drink a multiple photos
-Any mention of tacos
-Photos shooting or posing with guns

8/1/2018 2:26:34 PM

Congratulations on your recovery, I guess? How long have you been sober?

8/1/2018 2:29:45 PM

Lol hours

8/1/2018 2:34:54 PM

Quote :

"She seems like a really sweet person who deserves a great guy"

wut

8/3/2018 10:09:15 AM

I'm guessing he didn't want to just come out and say "no fat chicks."

8/3/2018 10:24:15 AM

That weeds out literally every woman on Tinder.

8/3/2018 10:30:20 AM

What about your mama?

8/3/2018 10:47:51 AM

Her too, she loves her tacos

8/3/2018 12:22:42 PM

Quote :

"Here is a list I've compiled of deal-breakers (automatic left swipe, with few exceptions) on a tinder profile, according to one person (me):"

A few more...

-Wears Lilly Pulitzer prints
-Any evidence of monogrammed apparel/accessories
-Lifting weights in photos
-Not 100% deal breaker, but what's up with all the climbing photos?

8/3/2018 1:57:35 PM