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| Quote : | | "President Trump is a wise, generous and brilliant man whose essential goodness is surpassed only by his profound humility. He has the wit of Mark Twain, the hands of a Larry Bird and he's a dead ringer for Robert Redford. He dances like Fred Astaire and he's hung like Secretariat. He graduated summa cum laude from Wharton then went on to lead the NY Yankees to 3 World Series. When his country called he was ready and he served with John Rambo, earning the Congressional Medal of Honor. He returned home to try and make his own way in the world. By day he built thrusting skyscrapers that made Ayn Rand spontaneously orgasm. By night he fought arch criminals for the soul of his city. His book ' The Art of The Deal ' was made into an Oscar, Grammy and Tony award winning musical. ( He was offered a lifetime achievement award Emmy but turned it down because it just wasn't gold enough ) During his many years in the New York construction business he NEVER ever met anybody from the Mafia despite his mentor Roy Cohn being a notorious Mob fixer/consigliere. Despite Don Jnr bragging about the huge influx of Russian money into the family businesses, which the President divested (you saw all the folders people!) he has NOTING to do with Russia and would barely recognize Putin in a line-up...He dearly loves his highly educated supermodel wife and has NEVER had lustful thoughts about his daughter Ivanka. His 3 Atlantic City casinos make a fortune and he's a committed Christian philanthropist. He bestrides the world like a Colossus. The Pope offered him a sainthood. In the 2016 Trumpslide he won by 30 million votes despite Obama bussing 3 million Kenyans into New Hampshire to vote illegally ALL 30 milllion attended the inauguration. When they hungered he divided a few loaves and fishes and fed the multitudes. From the office of KellyAnne Conway, Miss Universe 1996." |
 4/17/2018 11:07:38 AM
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