ya you do, you know EXACTLY what im talking about

crumbs? eh...eh....hahahaha

2/13/2010 5:18:20 PM

MMMMMMMMMM

icewater

2/13/2010 5:30:24 PM

Please don't lie me die when I have to drive tonight....

please no ice!

2/13/2010 5:34:13 PM

ugh my lips are so chapped i need to exfoliate

2/13/2010 6:23:46 PM

Quote :

"i LOVE bringing tww jokes to facebook does that make me weird?"

are you talking about my status?

2/13/2010 6:28:41 PM

ugh people are coming over at 830 and i have neither napped nor showered nor purchased beer

2/13/2010 6:29:24 PM

yay our friends cancelled (and we get to stay home) so i'm going to jimmy john's for dinner

2/13/2010 6:56:21 PM

^^^yes

2/13/2010 7:23:15 PM

Which one should I get?

Grey Goose for $30
-or-
Absolute for $20

Decisions decisions...

2/13/2010 7:54:13 PM

I wish I had a nail file handy

--
sex with athletes

2/13/2010 8:20:52 PM

is it time?

yes. i think it is.

2/13/2010 8:21:40 PM

Sushi Thai no longer has dollar sushi?! And they totally screw u with their new BOGO

2/13/2010 8:22:50 PM

GET OFF ME YOU STUPID DOG

and i have nothing cute to wear tonight

UGH

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

2/13/2010 8:46:42 PM

1st World Problems

2/13/2010 8:48:59 PM

maybe I'll sing a different tune when I'm sitting on the porch in august at the beach, but this snowy, mountainous shit...I can't imagine much better.

2/13/2010 8:59:35 PM

mmmm apple pie

2/13/2010 9:16:12 PM

ugh people who dont know how to use facebook

dont post a reply to my status on my wall

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 9:21 PM. Reason : .]

2/13/2010 9:21:10 PM

jesus tittyfucking christ

2/13/2010 9:24:40 PM

i'm going to bake tonight. should i make:

ultimate fudge ghirardelli brownies w/ macadamia nuts

OR

red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting



TWW DECIDES

2/13/2010 9:44:47 PM

the brownies w/ cream cheese frosting




yayyyy I got my interview shirt today.

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 9:46 PM. Reason : I can't read]

2/13/2010 9:46:26 PM

you want me to waste my cream cheese frosting on the brownies?

then what'll i put on my cupcakes?!?!?!

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 9:47 PM. Reason : .]

2/13/2010 9:47:05 PM

if its for me then both

2/13/2010 9:47:38 PM

RED VELVET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/13/2010 9:48:13 PM

dude, i saw red velvet cupcakes at starbucks the other day, and i wasn't gonna get one cuz i know they wouldn't be that good (frozen then thawed out for sale = BAD) but it's made me want one


brownies = 1
cupcakes = 1

MOAR VOTES

2/13/2010 9:49:15 PM

for serious
make both

2/13/2010 9:49:58 PM

i refuse to have that many desserts in the house at one time, haha

2/13/2010 9:51:11 PM

I got paid, I got a bottle of wine, I got netflix instant watch, yeah...it's all good

2/13/2010 9:53:07 PM

red velvet

2/13/2010 9:54:20 PM

oh, i should mention that i'd be making brownie cupcakes. like, scooping 2 spoonfuls of batter into each of the cupcake holes on a cupcake pan and baking them that way. not in the traditional 8x8 glass dish way.

not that this matters.

2/13/2010 9:56:01 PM

Make red velvet and bring me one please.

2/13/2010 10:07:13 PM

^well now, that i can do. red velvet it is.

however, we're watching ATHF The Movie and i'm starting to get a headache.

i do believe i'll be making them tomorrow

2/13/2010 10:08:08 PM

Well, that was nice-ish.

2/13/2010 10:09:12 PM

2/13/2010 10:10:51 PM

damn my tolerance is far far down...I don't drink much anymore...half way through my 2nd glass and I'm already feeling it...wtf?

2/13/2010 10:12:05 PM

i want to go out but dont want to go out

im fresh and clean but feeling lazy

2/13/2010 10:16:07 PM

so fresh and so clean clean

2/13/2010 10:16:36 PM

if a guy goes to jared, he automatically loses

the same is true for kay

2/13/2010 10:17:18 PM

hahaha poor thumper and everyone who has posted in her status

2/13/2010 10:23:47 PM

ASSHOLE

what's worse is that there are a few people in that status who aren't TWWers and are likely confused

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 10:28 PM. Reason : .]

2/13/2010 10:28:01 PM

hahaha ya, thats awesome

2/13/2010 10:30:09 PM

nah....that's actually rather embarrassing

2/13/2010 10:30:45 PM

no, it's awesome.

2/13/2010 10:32:46 PM

lol

2/13/2010 10:32:53 PM

STOP FUCKING PADDING MY FACEBOOK STATUS YOU LAME ASS TWWERS

2/13/2010 10:33:53 PM

hahahahahahaha

2/13/2010 10:34:06 PM

dude that's just funny

2/13/2010 10:35:00 PM

2/13/2010 10:35:16 PM

2/13/2010 10:35:57 PM

I shouldn't have tried to get drunk so early

now I don't feel anything at all

2/13/2010 10:36:41 PM

hahahahahahaha this has been highly amusing

2/13/2010 10:43:19 PM