boobies

2/16/2010 8:15:57 PM

guacamole > hummus

2/16/2010 8:18:04 PM

i like guac and hummus

2/16/2010 8:18:22 PM

tucker max movie

2/16/2010 8:18:49 PM

^quite a few lols in there

2/16/2010 8:20:26 PM

yeahh pretty good.. i saw the screening in raleigh a few months back

2/16/2010 8:21:11 PM

the guy is funny but it's kind of sickening how he is worshipped by so many

2/16/2010 8:24:03 PM

I can't find a damn psychiatrist around here. The clinic run by the city is for hobos, and I'm not going there.

Dammit.

2/16/2010 8:24:43 PM

h0ngry

I sure hope they can help peter feel better

2/16/2010 8:29:23 PM

what's wrong with peter?

2/16/2010 8:49:44 PM

chilly

2/16/2010 9:01:40 PM

chilly willy

That reminds me, I need a shower.

2/16/2010 9:02:11 PM

all of those emotions at once.

2/16/2010 9:02:11 PM

2/16/2010 9:02:23 PM

^

2/16/2010 9:04:53 PM

i hate people rhyming shit with nicki and creating names like icky picky sticky nicki

2/16/2010 9:07:22 PM

the one problem with hard boiled eggs in the fridge is that it makes the whole thing smell like farts

but hard boiled eggs are sooooo yummy

2/16/2010 9:17:52 PM

2/16/2010 9:24:59 PM

I love love love a clean house.

2/16/2010 9:29:45 PM

2/16/2010 9:31:10 PM

All I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one enormous chair
oh wouldn't it be loverly

2/16/2010 9:33:01 PM

2/16/2010 9:35:04 PM

I'm on tww to say; that was fuckin' great.

2/16/2010 9:38:39 PM

i am l'tired

2/16/2010 9:50:51 PM

2/16/2010 9:51:35 PM

grrrrrr re-runs

2/16/2010 10:01:39 PM

i really hate that Biggest Loser got postponed for the fucking Olympics

2/16/2010 10:08:23 PM

I'm living like a slob right now. Complete and total.

I have to leave town later this week as well, which means when I get back on Sunday things will still be all fucked up and dirty. :/

Maybe I can convince myself to get it together sometime this week.

2/16/2010 10:12:25 PM

holy sharp pain in my ankle

omg omg omg omg omg

so painful

2/16/2010 10:28:38 PM

i LOVE true crime shows
i LOVE this channel Investigation Discovery

LOVE LOVE LOVE

2/16/2010 10:29:37 PM

my mouth is sooooooo raw

2/16/2010 10:53:09 PM

12 days ago I got a "dear Steve letter," and well, things didn't pan out with her ex like she hoped

2/16/2010 11:06:57 PM

2/16/2010 11:20:17 PM

At first I was like
then I was like
Now I'm like

2/16/2010 11:30:08 PM

i just ate a box of nerds

2/16/2010 11:36:15 PM

I love my life

2/16/2010 11:49:35 PM

this "hope" thing is a helluva drug

2/16/2010 11:50:26 PM

<sub>A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of woman before. How many

were there?” The husband replied, “Look, I don’t want to upset you, there were many. Let’s just leave it alone.” The wife continued to beg and plead.

Finally, the husband gave in. “Let’s see.” he said “There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine…”</sub>

2/17/2010 12:14:50 AM

2/17/2010 12:31:43 AM

2/17/2010 12:33:24 AM

2/17/2010 12:35:36 AM

"She was really cool, but I just wasn't that into her."

"So she was a butterface?"

"Yeah."

2/17/2010 12:38:29 AM

can't wait for tomorrow night

2/17/2010 1:49:57 AM

Are women really that self-conscious?

2/17/2010 2:12:07 AM

i'm gonna go jack off

2/17/2010 2:17:56 AM

bedtime perhaps

2/17/2010 2:25:19 AM

this comedian is talking about her experience with black dudes and said that in college her friends called her vagina the underground railroad

i laughed

2/17/2010 3:06:34 AM

i, too, like lisa lampanelli

2/17/2010 3:27:57 AM

I am sorely tempted to get up, clip coupons, and then hit HT

2/17/2010 4:55:57 AM

DO IT!!


or wake matt up

2/17/2010 5:02:35 AM