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2/17/2010 4:01:22 PM

woah

2/17/2010 4:03:34 PM

i feel like a dream maker.

we're off on a business trip, and one of the guys with us, is seriously, like on his 3rd day in america from bumblefuck india.

he was over for training, oh hell, bring him along on the trip to go see a plant

he's obsessed with big booty white girls

so we went to a hooters type bar, got him full of wings, shitty american domestic beer, whiskey shots and jager bombs

the jager bombs did not go over well

tonight, we shape a young man's mind

one who claims to have never seen a titty irl

tonight we go, tonight we go to the tatty bar

whatever kind of shitty ass backwoods, the more fucked up the better, gross, amputee type strip club in nowhere ohio. whoop whoop

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 4:12 PM. Reason : e]

2/17/2010 4:10:57 PM

Quote :

"^ Sorry hun! I get travel discounts w/my job. But if you need a cheap hotel, just say the word and I'll help a sistah out. "

I know, I know. I hate you for that
I desperately need to work for an airline

2/17/2010 4:10:59 PM

time to turn the space heater on again

2/17/2010 4:12:27 PM

^^^




haaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 4:12 PM. Reason : p-shoes]

2/17/2010 4:12:31 PM

Quote :

"the jager bombs did not go over well"

they never do, bro. they never do.

2/17/2010 4:15:05 PM

I love recognizing actors in really small parts way back when

Raji of PCU (alka seltzer seizure security distracter) = Alby of Big Love

2/17/2010 4:18:50 PM

Why yes... yes you may...

2/17/2010 4:19:48 PM

GUTTER IS A TOOL!

2/17/2010 4:27:27 PM

We're not gonna protest!

We're not gonna protest!

2/17/2010 4:28:11 PM

^cool post

2/17/2010 4:29:22 PM

1 part


3 part


Handful of


Now I'm ready for that lab report

2/17/2010 4:36:56 PM

^you sir are my hero

2/17/2010 4:37:49 PM

^fuck you redneck. way to perpetuate stereotypes you fucking tool. fuck.

2/17/2010 4:41:00 PM

thanks and your welcome

2/17/2010 4:41:42 PM

fuck you very much.

2/17/2010 4:43:10 PM

there is no room in the wolf web for hostility unless its toward fenway in which case fuck him

2/17/2010 4:44:47 PM

Quote :

"there is no room in the wolf web for hostility"

you just n00bed all over yourself.

2/17/2010 4:46:43 PM

better that than other substances

2/17/2010 4:47:46 PM

:carlface:


I'm going to have to make another drink in hopes I forget this ever happened.

2/17/2010 4:49:39 PM

shmorri make me one too sir after this ridiculous conflict i need to relax

2/17/2010 4:50:41 PM

Consider an n-dimensional hypercube, and connect each pair of vertices to obtain a complete graph on 2^n vertices. Then color each of the edges of this graph using only the colors red and black. What is the smallest value of n for which every possible such coloring must necessarily contain a single-colored complete sub-graph with 4 vertices which lie in a plane?

2/17/2010 4:51:44 PM

wat

2/17/2010 4:54:22 PM

answer: only the autistic man survives

2/17/2010 4:58:06 PM

I've had the equivalent of 4 shots of Soco and I don't feel a damn thing. Disappointing

2/17/2010 5:03:58 PM

i love trauma shows

fuck some family shows

give me more blooood.

2/17/2010 5:04:36 PM

^^get rebel yell or old crow....good times

2/17/2010 5:05:17 PM

Quote :

"I've had the equivalent of 4 shots of Soco and I don't feel a damn thing. Disappointing"

alcoholic much?

2/17/2010 5:06:44 PM

holy





shit

he needs to be home early, b/c I'm not gonna be able to hold off much longer

2/17/2010 5:07:58 PM

drink some fighting cock. you'll be beating your girlfriend before the sun goes down.

2/17/2010 5:08:38 PM

i hate school

but i don't know how to do anything else

2/17/2010 5:09:23 PM

Actually no. I can't really remember the last time I had a lot of alcohol because it's been a while. I mean, I'll have one or two beers ever other week, but nothing that'll even give me a buzz. The last time I had this much alcohol in me at one time was about 4 months ago, at a friend's party if I had to guestimate.

Hell, even on new years I only had 3 beers...

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:11 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2010 5:09:55 PM

i've noticed that most of the time i utter something along the lines of "i've had x y z to drink and i'm not even DRUNK YET"

i am actually wasted. only i don't realize this until later.

2/17/2010 5:11:02 PM

nope, but i'm starting to get a headache now... fml, I think it's kicking in. haha

2/17/2010 5:11:34 PM

^yeaaaa, liquor tends to sneak up on ya if you aren't used to it.

you'll be passed out in a matter of minutes.

2/17/2010 5:12:33 PM

wait its kickin in and your gettin a headache did you roofie yourself

2/17/2010 5:12:56 PM

UGH I FUCKING HATE HALLMARK COMMERCIALS

esp the ones about parents giving their kids cards

2/17/2010 5:13:47 PM

^^ no. I didn't roofie myself. I'm okay. the headache was from the space heater blowing directly in my face.

I'm buzzed, but not drunk.

With that said, holy sexy hot.

2/17/2010 5:44:55 PM

o dag

<3 heels

2/17/2010 5:52:59 PM

Okay guys! I'm getting off t-dub before the S.O. finds out that I've spent equally as much time on here as I my lab report write up, which I've yet to finish ...

2/17/2010 5:55:51 PM

THIS WEEK FUCKING SUCKS.

IT

FUCKING

SUCKS.

2/17/2010 5:55:51 PM

2/17/2010 5:59:51 PM

i am le tired

i could fall asleep right now

2/17/2010 6:21:21 PM

then have a nap

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

2/17/2010 6:22:37 PM

NO NAPPING

then i wake up at 4am

2/17/2010 6:28:35 PM

UPS WHERE ARE YOU???

2/17/2010 6:37:23 PM

hiding from you

2/17/2010 6:37:45 PM

the UPS guy stopped to watch some porn

2/17/2010 6:38:53 PM

DO NOT LIKE

2/17/2010 6:39:21 PM