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2/17/2010 8:29:23 PM

me 4

2/17/2010 8:43:28 PM

now it's totally down for me...y'all too?

2/17/2010 8:46:07 PM

eh, im not messing with it, works fine on my phone, fuck whatever else

2/17/2010 8:48:18 PM

fuck your phone, pee pants McGee

2/17/2010 8:49:16 PM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DOOKIE BRITCHES

2/17/2010 8:50:23 PM

2/17/2010 8:52:04 PM

also i hate the fact that wolfpack basketball is cutting into my olympics time

i feel like i have to watch it but i dont wanna watch that crap fest of a team we field

2/17/2010 8:53:46 PM

I think I found a focus for my blog post but I'm not sure it doesn't suck

2/17/2010 8:58:53 PM

i fucking love this Nike commercial

2/17/2010 8:59:25 PM

2/17/2010 9:46:52 PM

2/17/2010 9:47:20 PM

2/17/2010 9:48:00 PM

slightly drunk, courtesy of the boss. Tomorrow's my bday.

2/17/2010 9:48:06 PM

++

2/17/2010 9:49:06 PM

2/17/2010 9:55:45 PM

I'm practicing my english dialect

2/17/2010 9:58:57 PM

Fuckin hell, my laptop nipple and touchpad have decided to quit working. Fortunately I know how to get around without them, but still

2/17/2010 10:02:35 PM

i heard ducks cant quack if you hold them upside down over 5 feet

2/17/2010 10:03:20 PM

"Magic Mouth Wash" my ass. Shit don't work, b

2/17/2010 10:10:13 PM

and watch
I'm gonna get bitched at for not showing up

2/17/2010 11:02:37 PM

It looks like I just took a five hour nap.

A fucking five hour nap.

I guess that's all the sleep I'm getting tonight?

2/17/2010 11:10:03 PM

2/17/2010 11:32:22 PM

You know I don't hope that I get hurt or anything...but if I do I will be screaming at the top of my lungs "call da amber lamps! call da amber lamps!"

2/18/2010 12:14:38 AM

<sub>An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

The old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round thing in his hand.

Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat."</sub>

2/18/2010 12:15:02 AM

Boy says "call da amber lamps."

2/18/2010 12:15:49 AM

Dear Columbus, Ohio.

I do not mind you.

For the record, you're my favorite city in ohio I've spent time in.

Which ain't sayin a lot, but you've gotta start somewhere.

Kindest regards,

Pilgrimshoes

2/18/2010 12:47:21 AM

and with that......

going to bed

2/18/2010 12:53:31 AM

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2/18/2010 1:13:56 AM

Feel like shit. Getting some stuff done. Need a vacation away from everything in some secluded spot in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Going back tomorrow to perform a dog and pony show before reminding myself that it's not necessary to have panic attacks at work, come home, get sick to your stomach, and then pass out for five hours waking up to more fucked up blood sugars.

This routine is fucking TIRESOME. Surely there has to be an easier way to pull off this "living" bullshit.

2/18/2010 1:17:55 AM

I love how some nights this place is bumpin as hell

and then there's nights like these, where I just happen to not be able to sleep and no one is on to entertain me

2/18/2010 2:31:46 AM

I'd entertain you, but in my current state I am not entertaining.

Da amberlamps was amusing enough for about 2 minutes. If you want something amusing, try watching videos by this guy: http://screwattack.com/shows/AVGN-The-Angry-Video-Game-Nerd

Some of the specials on there are fucking hilarious, especially if you've any interest in videogames. It's a pretty easy way to pass the hours when you've naught else to do. I might try that soon.

2/18/2010 2:41:06 AM

bedtime perhaps

2/18/2010 3:41:15 AM

Welp, 20 minutes late for work and counting. And I can't stop shaking.

This is going to suck so very, very hard.

2/18/2010 7:42:05 AM

tired

gotta go to the airport in an hour

ready to gank that nap

2/18/2010 9:54:42 AM

..that would be why I dreamt about anal sex

2/18/2010 9:56:39 AM

gettin my hairs cut tomorrow

2/18/2010 10:25:30 AM

^ Are you going for the Rachel McAdams style you posted in Ladies, Let's Talk Shop?

2/18/2010 10:26:56 AM

ugh
That really doesn't sit well.

2/18/2010 10:27:30 AM

^^I want to...I'm scared :/

2/18/2010 10:31:25 AM

rabble
rabble
rabble

this probably shouldn't continue for much longer.

2/18/2010 10:35:13 AM

blah.

2/18/2010 10:45:05 AM

That.
I want it framed. That is my grandfather.

2/18/2010 11:55:33 AM

2/18/2010 11:55:57 AM

meh, its officially too late to go back to sleep

2/18/2010 11:57:07 AM

3^ that's a fabulous portrait...I don't know him and I feel like I do when I look at that.

2/18/2010 11:58:15 AM

awwww

Thanks

2/18/2010 12:00:56 PM

should I fix my laptop today?

2/18/2010 12:01:38 PM

woohoo spin class tonight



might need to puke before thought though.... blech

2/18/2010 12:05:29 PM

can't wait for nile saturday night

2/18/2010 12:09:10 PM