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[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:28 AM. Reason : i posted my 5150 post on the 5150 post in this thread...thats pretty baller]

6/12/2009 12:28:00 AM

I have blast processing and you don't.

6/12/2009 1:07:21 AM

key west less than 12 hours!

6/12/2009 1:24:21 AM

work tomorrow, then time to chill finally

6/12/2009 1:43:27 AM

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Juanita, why do you want a pay increase?'

Juanita: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Juanita: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Juanita: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Juanita: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.' Juanita: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Juanita: 'No Senora... the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?

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A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at 'Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

'NO!' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

'NO!' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

'Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?' asked the guy.

'For the last time, NO!' said the blonde.

Frustrated, the guy asked, 'Well, why the hell not?'

The blonde looked at him and said, 'Because I wanna stay up here with you.'

6/12/2009 1:43:57 AM

that last one made me jealous i dont have some dumb bimbo to bwn

6/12/2009 1:45:02 AM

swallow some cyanide punk

6/12/2009 1:45:43 AM

6/12/2009 4:20:56 AM

actually, this has been a pretty good night

6/12/2009 5:36:29 AM

i concur

6/12/2009 5:38:21 AM

6/12/2009 5:42:54 AM

Oh, what do you do with a drunken sister early in the morning? >.< Good thing she called for a ride and didn't try to drive home.

6/12/2009 6:15:47 AM

5 gyms to choose from, so little time.

6/12/2009 8:05:16 AM

was sleepy and ready to fall asleep at my desk, then i saw this






it made me LOL

6/12/2009 8:55:59 AM

That is my new background.

6/12/2009 8:59:38 AM

awesome!

6/12/2009 9:02:38 AM

A GIRL

6/12/2009 9:08:58 AM

i shoulda just made him a happy birthday thread instead of thinking i might actually get a response on my TWW married couples question

6/12/2009 9:09:02 AM

waking up was weird this morning....

alarm went off at 6:00 and the instant the radio came on the song ended and kitty kinnin (whose voice i really like) was like "goooood morning and happy friday" or something like that

freaked me out because in my half-asleep state it seemed like she was right there talking to me, kinda like when your mom comes in your room to wake you up as a kid

it was cool



[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 9:53 AM. Reason : iii]

6/12/2009 9:51:15 AM

Quote :

"hey your item was shipped out when you receive it could you please leave me feedback paypal is holding the money until i get feedback thanks for the purchase you should have this item very soon"

... what?

6/12/2009 10:37:03 AM

I ain't no hollar back girl... I ain't no hollar back girl...

6/12/2009 10:42:23 AM

dismissed baby!! wahooo!!

6/12/2009 10:45:43 AM

shrimp.


damn you, thumper.

6/12/2009 10:48:25 AM

i think i'm going to pass on the seafood lunch with coworkers. too tempting to get fried stuffs.

6/12/2009 10:50:03 AM

IVE GOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/12/2009 10:54:32 AM

i cant believe women actually fucking cry during movies...thats pretty gay

6/12/2009 10:58:59 AM

A real movie is a piece of art son. Some people are moved by art in different ways son. The problem is most likely that you're so emotionally shallow and lacking in empathy that you simply can't feel whatever emotion the artist is conveying son. It must be confusing for you son.

6/12/2009 11:51:23 AM

SON

6/12/2009 11:53:02 AM

YEAH SON

6/12/2009 11:53:33 AM

getting hungry!

6/12/2009 12:12:36 PM

Food would be good, and also getting this printer connected,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

6/12/2009 12:57:15 PM

That sandwich hurt my tummy

6/12/2009 12:59:33 PM

I fucking despise downtown raleigh. And it's a little warm outside.

6/12/2009 1:01:47 PM

The roads out there are of lower than average quality my son.

LWR THAN AVG.

6/12/2009 1:02:36 PM

i'm tired.

and stupidly happy i've finally memorized the a href crap to do a pretty link.

6/12/2009 1:08:29 PM

anyone want to go together and buy tdub?

6/12/2009 1:39:37 PM

worst birthday lunch ever

6/12/2009 1:42:55 PM

aww skeet skeet muh fucka
aww skeet skeet gah dayum

bend over to tha front, touch ya toes
bounce that ass up and down and get LOW

6/12/2009 1:44:01 PM

lol.. i'd hate to see the price tag he'd put on this place. it'll run into the ground even worse before anyone can afford it

6/12/2009 1:53:03 PM

so readyyyyy

6/12/2009 1:58:10 PM

Already getting busy!

I'm going to miss him somethin wicked

6/12/2009 2:04:17 PM

I'm fat

6/12/2009 2:05:25 PM

wait..... its ONLY 2:11pm?!?!?!

6/12/2009 2:12:16 PM

shit it needs to be like 11am..but i didnt get up until almost noon. have way too much shit to get done by 5 for VW

6/12/2009 2:13:08 PM

i dont wanna work today...

6/12/2009 2:14:47 PM

i too would like to stay home today

6/12/2009 2:16:14 PM

^^then dont, come to the pool with me today!

6/12/2009 2:20:13 PM

SCHWING!

All done!

6/12/2009 2:47:18 PM

come on cable guy! i need to go to the bank...and get lunch...

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6/12/2009 2:58:18 PM

do i have time to go to wendy's real quick? and will it be my luck that cable guy shows while i'm gone??

6/12/2009 3:12:47 PM