My husband told me not to cook tonight because he was too hungry to wait for me to fix dinner. He was supposed to order a pizza, but became distracted by his computer game and forgot to submit the order. After an hour, I was like where is the damned pizza and he was like "uh oh."

2/25/2010 8:52:37 PM

My robot is broken @ work

2/25/2010 8:53:25 PM

popcorn

2/25/2010 8:58:32 PM

A newish one's only $39 grand!

2/25/2010 9:01:09 PM

someone should make a facebook funny thread where we post our attempts at humor on facebook

2/25/2010 9:13:43 PM

what do you mean?

I'll do it if I know what you mean

2/25/2010 9:15:36 PM

^^ ATM??

2/25/2010 9:17:14 PM

a thread where we can post our funny comments on peoples statii

or our attempts to be funny

i dunno, i guess theres lamebook but i dont feel like dealing with all that, i just wanna copy and paste

2/25/2010 9:17:40 PM

2/25/2010 9:53:55 PM

^^^


(just saw that, but yes)

2/25/2010 9:55:31 PM

slingblade

2/25/2010 9:55:37 PM

2/25/2010 9:58:10 PM

I need to wake up

2/25/2010 10:02:55 PM

me too. I have shit to do but I just want to go to bed

2/25/2010 10:03:30 PM

love me love me

2/25/2010 10:06:25 PM

^ fuckin' swedes

2/25/2010 10:08:42 PM

Grrrrr I don't like packing. Always feel like I'm gonna forget something

2/25/2010 10:37:20 PM

http://www.independenttraveler.com/packing/

2/25/2010 10:39:45 PM

2/25/2010 11:00:16 PM

The king of Marigold was in the kitchen
Cooking breakfast for the queen

2/25/2010 11:01:57 PM

I desperately want to not be sick anymore

2/25/2010 11:24:28 PM

^just drink a lot of everclear. it kills the germs right?

2/25/2010 11:25:32 PM

aww. i think my husband actually wanted me to invite someone over for once.

2/25/2010 11:25:53 PM

is it me or does there seem to be a new group of 18 year old males that are starting to sprout up on tww?

2/25/2010 11:30:50 PM

there is definitely a lot of fresh meat on tww

2/25/2010 11:32:20 PM

I seen't it. They keep breaking combos

on a side note, good night tww.

2/25/2010 11:32:42 PM

yeah but where are all the chicks

2/25/2010 11:32:56 PM

goodnight slingblade

2/25/2010 11:33:19 PM

I mean I'm only 22...but 18 seems so young now!

2/25/2010 11:33:31 PM

rotfl.

i'm 28. how do you think i feel about all the 18-20 year olds?

2/25/2010 11:34:12 PM

I mean I'm digging the new meat! Maybe this will bring more girls and we can have some lols when they try to attn whore out like the rest of us girls did when we first joined.

2/25/2010 11:36:22 PM

actually, ima get off here



[Edited on February 25, 2010 at 11:41 PM. Reason : bai]

2/25/2010 11:39:36 PM

My idol <3

2/26/2010 12:18:23 AM

2/26/2010 12:57:43 AM

damn it I have another thread I wanna make but I gotta wait 20 more mins

2/26/2010 1:05:47 AM

night y'all

2/26/2010 1:19:50 AM

meh.

2/26/2010 1:28:07 AM

wow I'm up late...I'm really thirsty...I wish the water here didn't taste like shit...I really need to get a filter to get the hard water taste gone...

2/26/2010 1:28:56 AM

Please life. Leave me now so I have a damn good excuse for why this report sucks so much. I have 5.5 hours to complete this. My desire to complete this task is an integer less than 1. *sigh*

2/26/2010 1:31:00 AM

lol
data in san fran in 1803

this is just funny

2/26/2010 1:32:50 AM

Oh Lutheridge....I'm gonna miss you so much this summer

It's gonna be bitter sweet getting to spend the whole summer on the beach...while I'll be on the beach I'll be on the oposite end of the state from Lutheridge.

2/26/2010 1:37:13 AM

ugh, i hate that my sleep schedule is all fucked up

2/26/2010 1:41:29 AM

at least you're not up crying because YOu miss lutheridge!

2/26/2010 1:41:55 AM

:carlface:

2/26/2010 1:43:19 AM

2/26/2010 1:43:20 AM

i recognize all those ports

but have no idea what it does

2/26/2010 1:45:07 AM

expert on rock band is fucking hard!

2/26/2010 1:45:57 AM

it's a fully functional NES in a NES game cartridge

2/26/2010 1:46:45 AM

ahahahahahahahaha

fantastic

2/26/2010 1:47:24 AM

I wish I had some more chocolate

2/26/2010 1:49:55 AM