almost ship my pants...

5/23/2013 11:43:41 AM

90-Year-Old Legendary Actor Christopher Lee Set to Unleash a Metal Album Next Week
lol

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_releases/90-year-old_legendary_actor_christopher_lee_set_to_unleash_a_metal_album_next_week.html?no_takeover

5/23/2013 1:17:35 PM

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"A 65-year-old man, Sandor Horvath, was killed when two donkeys chased him down as he rode his scooter on a farm in Hungary. Apparently, the donkeys knocked him off his scooter and trampled and bit him so badly, it was erroneously believed he had been mauled by wolves. While donkeys are not generally known as man-killers, the farmer's daughter said she had noticed they were acting strangely and had become increasingly aggressive. "They probably reacted like this as they thought the victim was intruding on their territory," a vet told local media. Police said the two donkeys would be put down."

http://now.msn.com/donkeys-kill-man-in-bizarre-attack-in-hungary?ocid=ansnowex

5/23/2013 3:02:05 PM

Total Jackasses

5/23/2013 3:09:01 PM

the donkeys were hungary.

5/23/2013 3:18:10 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1hyqA6UTY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ahaha, look at ol mccrory.

someone embed this shit.

5/23/2013 4:41:23 PM

I knew Mike Glennon was a tall ass man, but I didn't know he was a big gas man

5/23/2013 10:21:42 PM

this is [old] but so, so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15ti51RRZP0

5/24/2013 2:17:53 AM

I wish I could just let all this anger go.

5/24/2013 5:41:19 AM

for y0willy0 cause that shit is great

5/24/2013 9:01:13 AM

5/24/2013 9:22:13 AM

this guy has to be drunk

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c48_1369350666

5/24/2013 11:30:30 AM

^Very long, I sorta watched parts while reading other threads.

Could not believe that at the end all the other people got back into the car with that crazy mutha driving.

5/24/2013 5:02:11 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/23/nyregion/illicit-nightclub-in-a-chelsea-water-tower.html?_r=0

Quote :

"Mr. Ventura said a friend had arrived at his office unannounced to give him the watch. “He placed it onto my desk, looked at me and said, ‘I will answer no questions.’ ” On the way over, Mr. Ventura and his wife wondered where the night might lead: Some place underground? Some sort of sex club?"

5/24/2013 9:19:49 PM

5/24/2013 10:17:57 PM

Yeah.

Quote :

" THAT WAS AWESOME"

5/24/2013 10:40:15 PM

Nice post customd

5/24/2013 11:35:46 PM

http://youtu.be/F88O_a2hGeU

Things white people can't say

5/27/2013 8:20:39 PM

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"A couple from North Carolina has traveled to Hawaii to birth their child under water in the company of dolphins - an idea that experts say is not only whacky, but extremely dangerous. Adam Barrington, 29, and his pregnant wife Heather, 27, told the Charlotte Observer that the dolphin-assisted birth will bring 'peace, comfort and strength' to the mother and her baby during birth. "

Jesus Christ, what's wrong with people?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331946/Dolphin-birth-Experts-blast-couple-flying-Hawaii-DOLPHIN-assisted-birth.html

5/28/2013 10:58:04 AM

How the fuck are those people not from Florida?

5/28/2013 11:02:28 AM

Hey, fuck you buddy!

5/28/2013 1:41:32 PM

I, unfortunately, know Adam because he also went to Albemarle.

They don't believe in money, so they had a fundraiser to get out there. This video was part of that. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYTNU2_d5aU

5/28/2013 5:21:50 PM

What. The. Fuck.

5/28/2013 5:25:21 PM

Too bad dolphins don't crave the taste of fetal blood

[Edited on May 28, 2013 at 5:55 PM. Reason : ]

5/28/2013 5:54:25 PM

5/28/2013 6:36:49 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/28/dolphin-assisted-birth-heather-barrington-adam-barrington_n_3346982.html

This chick is in my friend's birthing class. Ha!

5/28/2013 10:54:36 PM

Enjoy. (nsfw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHmXMvfikuk

5/29/2013 12:49:20 AM

^Win

5/29/2013 2:14:00 AM

http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://i.imgur.com/1Asrg.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA&start=45

Oh god why XD

5/29/2013 2:42:31 AM

^^^holyjesusballs

5/29/2013 3:23:47 AM

^^^^^that gif is hilariously epic LOL

5/29/2013 8:37:48 AM

wow. That just takes dodgeball to a whole new level......just wow ^^^^^

5/29/2013 8:41:11 AM

New Maximus Thor video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlKc7HpIDvw

5/29/2013 10:20:29 AM

i find that dodgeball video to be nothing but a tease. the first 10 seconds are the best then it's just some underboob that never delivers.

5/29/2013 10:29:12 AM

^agreed. The first shot was the best of the entire video. I would have rather watched them play an actual game of dodgeball than that shit.

5/29/2013 10:49:05 AM

The part where she was bent over was the only other good part besides the beginning.

5/29/2013 12:21:58 PM

A tad bit WTF that the dodgeball commentators were wearing David Clark's.

5/29/2013 6:19:04 PM

no samesies

http://youtu.be/sgfQ9o2-9BM

5/29/2013 8:04:48 PM

5/30/2013 1:38:45 AM

^^haha that's great

5/30/2013 10:52:00 AM

5/30/2013 11:36:33 AM

That looks like a fuck load of fun

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5/30/2013 12:00:26 PM

Quote :

"That looks like a fuck load of fun"

5/30/2013 12:05:44 PM

LOL

5/30/2013 12:24:27 PM

It's dangerous to go alone! Take these: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1f4scv/evolution_of_links_sword/

5/30/2013 12:37:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVEZpTs-qc

[old]

Poor sportsmanship in softball? 1st baseman gets plowed by the runner. The comments are hilarious. I think what happens is well within the baserunners right, and the 1st baseman is in the wrong, but whatever.

5/30/2013 1:41:52 PM

http://i.imgur.com/qf9a6iL.gif
[NSFW]
nailed it!

5/30/2013 8:59:33 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J43_TXly0

I'm not even sure how you figure out you can do some of that stuff with a bike.

5/30/2013 10:12:55 PM

5/31/2013 9:22:42 AM

thats pretty cool

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5/31/2013 9:31:38 AM