come on detroit.


i fucking hate the penguins

6/12/2009 10:32:04 PM

Damn sunburn blistered.

6/12/2009 10:39:57 PM

It's so hard to believe
It's easier to doubt
You're trying to hold in
But you're dying to scream out

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2009 10:44:32 PM

FML

6/12/2009 11:05:58 PM

I like playing soccer with Asians...they're good sports and serious and they play team ball

but today some stupid Turks or something came and played

there was this one fat fucking Turk who gave the ball away whenever he got it, and the rest of the time just stood around doing nothing, so it was like we were playing a man down

6/12/2009 11:09:44 PM

in other news the tigers beat the pirates so all you detroit lovas can be happy.

but on the other hand, the pirates also lost to manatee community college like a month ago so. maybe we shouldn't rejoice yet. plus the score was 3 to 1. someone might have mistaken that for the score of the hockey game

6/12/2009 11:22:46 PM

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the fuckin look in your eyes

TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES

6/12/2009 11:27:36 PM

using the air popper at 11:45 at night

probably not the best decision i could have made. my dad is probably if it woke him up. whoopsy.

also my cat is obsessed with sweet tea? why is she SO WEIRD!

6/12/2009 11:56:06 PM

A GIRL

6/12/2009 11:57:30 PM

it is not babysitting when it is your own kid?

6/13/2009 12:17:38 AM

man everything SO went to shit tonight!

6/13/2009 12:19:04 AM

do i switch to beer now, or just call it a night on the alcohol?

6/13/2009 12:19:41 AM

bottomed out yet?

6/13/2009 12:20:54 AM

how fast will you down each?

6/13/2009 12:21:00 AM

^^ plenty of beer left. out of gentleman jack.

^ fast enough.

6/13/2009 12:21:46 AM

i vote u drink 2 over the next 30 minutes and then call it a night

6/13/2009 12:22:11 AM

2 beers?

i have a 22 ready to go or i could drink two 12 ozs.

6/13/2009 12:23:36 AM

haha why the fuck is this girl texting me


NO GO AWAY

6/13/2009 12:32:04 AM

FUCK, I'M 13337!

6/13/2009 12:35:31 AM

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

6/13/2009 12:43:36 AM

so i gave in and installed itunes but its taking like an hourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

6/13/2009 1:07:21 AM

i got a bunch of facebook friend requests tonight. uppin' the count.

6/13/2009 1:33:14 AM

OMG BE MY FRIEND

nevermind

6/13/2009 1:55:25 AM

i need a good new picture to put on facebook

6/13/2009 1:57:00 AM

our pets are silly

http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4422373

6/13/2009 2:08:26 AM

^^^ lol.

6/13/2009 2:09:14 AM

I'm thinking whatever. Getting a minor rush because of all the insulin I had to jam in my system. Hyperglycemia is best saved for the morning hours when I feel like crap and could use a pick-me-up. Though not having them at all would be great.

6/13/2009 2:11:00 AM

i'm not stalkable enough

6/13/2009 2:11:32 AM

we are already friends, homie.

6/13/2009 2:13:07 AM

and i know this man

6/13/2009 2:14:07 AM

i hate install programs that like you forget about for 30 minutes and all you had to do was push like "finish"...

6/13/2009 2:18:54 AM

been a great day from start to end

6/13/2009 2:57:11 AM

i cannot sleep

fabulous

6/13/2009 4:00:48 AM

6/13/2009 4:59:28 AM

I'm so amped up right now.

A 2÷ hour girl talk set?

Face = melted

6/13/2009 5:38:03 AM

how was the knoxville or ashville show?


details man i need details


also i prolly should have slept for more than 4 hours last night

6/13/2009 6:56:33 AM

why am i watching Adventures in Babysitting

6/13/2009 8:13:41 AM

^haha

6/13/2009 9:46:14 AM

NIN WAS AWESOME LAST NIGHT

6/13/2009 9:48:57 AM

yay this wedding is going to be fun!

6/13/2009 10:11:46 AM

my dream last night included the following:

guns
knives
engagement ring
zombies
KFC
a church group
Chuck Norris

6/13/2009 10:22:02 AM

guess i should look up directions to this wedding

6/13/2009 10:43:59 AM

what wedding are you going to?

6/13/2009 10:46:50 AM

^^^that's pretty much the best dream ever

minus the engagement ring

6/13/2009 10:47:59 AM

friend from college, i dont think you know them

6/13/2009 10:52:21 AM

Well this is stupid. Ready to leave!

6/13/2009 11:44:54 AM

this guy's riding lawn mower sounds like it's about to die.

6/13/2009 12:15:48 PM

From my spam folder:

Quote :

" To Scam Victim!!! Greetings to you, On behalf of the Obama's Foundation, we wish to notify you as a beneficiary of $5,000,00 USD in compensation of scam victims. Do contact HSBC INTERNATIONAL BANK, United Kingdom Branch for verification and release of your $500,000,00 that we have deposited with the HSBC BANK,UK. The account log on will be presented to you by the bank in order to access the funds before releasing into your nominated bank account. You will transfer the funds into your nominated account on-line as the HSBC BANK,UK will provide the necessary information to you. We have taken care of the cost of transfer (C.O.T) and the VAT.Please if you are willing to accept the funds, do contact the Managing Director of the HSBC BANK,UK with the following details: You are to fill the appropriate form and submit to the bank. [1] Full Names:________________ [2] Contact address______________________________ [3] Direct Telephone No: ___________________ |4| Occupation : ____________________________ Managing Director of the HSBC BANK,UK Name: Mrs. Joan Cole Private Email: mrs.joancole777@yahoo.com.hk Yours Faithfully, Taylor Scott Coordinator. OBAMA'S FOUNDATION "

6/13/2009 12:30:57 PM

where the hell is cody?!?!?!

6/13/2009 12:31:51 PM

^ freakishly on top of her facebook notifications

6/13/2009 12:32:56 PM