Quote :

"i just got my first brazilian and it hurt kinda good. "

no joke
I read that, and went like this

3/1/2010 6:36:32 PM

i love spending over $1000 in a day

and having very little to show for it

except for a complete bar application and a dog that isn't dead

*SIGH*

3/1/2010 7:02:58 PM

3/1/2010 7:05:14 PM

11 weeks left till the half marathon

3/1/2010 7:07:36 PM

I should have worked out today.

3/1/2010 7:08:03 PM

just short of seven months till my next MS150 ... Columbia to Myrtle

3/1/2010 7:09:32 PM

oh snap

3/1/2010 7:19:43 PM

i guess i should get un-naked

3/1/2010 7:21:22 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tristan_da_Cunha

3/1/2010 7:22:53 PM

i have to say

i love being naked

it rules.

3/1/2010 7:23:01 PM

why yes, yes it does.

basically the best parts of my days are after a shower and air drying.

esp. if after a workout/runnnnnnn

3/1/2010 7:24:56 PM

Quote :

"oh snap"

is that Brad and emmanuel lewis?

3/1/2010 7:26:01 PM

if i'm not naked, i'm in my robe. I love it.

3/1/2010 7:26:22 PM

i imagine being naked as a boy as being much better than being naked as a girl

cause you get to let all your junk just hang out and dangle around

3/1/2010 7:32:45 PM

Ain't friction great?

3/1/2010 7:32:54 PM

id rather see a naked girl than a naked guy...especially if im eating. just sayin. lol

3/1/2010 7:41:11 PM

REALLY?

you'd rather see roast beef than a peen?

i think i'd rather see a penis whether i'm eating or not. penises are just so interesting to me.

3/1/2010 7:42:30 PM

you two get naked and fight this out

i'll judge

no submission holds

3/1/2010 7:43:50 PM

Quote :

"you'd rather see roast beef than a peen?"

i dont know about you, but i dont have roast beef.

[Edited on March 1, 2010 at 7:45 PM. Reason : -]

3/1/2010 7:45:40 PM

fuck the job market.

3/1/2010 7:47:51 PM

hahaha i didn't say you did. you just said vag...there's a lot of loose vag out there. you gotta watch out.

but there are also a lot of fugly dicks

so i guess its a toss up really

i guess i just prefer my sexual organs disease free and moderately attractive

3/1/2010 7:48:27 PM

i can't hear out of my right ear with these headphones

3/1/2010 7:49:27 PM

3/1/2010 7:50:46 PM

naked girls have boobs. therefore they win

3/1/2010 7:52:31 PM

not always.

3/1/2010 7:53:00 PM

^^^ haha

^ true story

3/1/2010 7:53:20 PM

so i guess what im saying is....id rather have a naked sheep walk around than a naked dude, too. lol. jk

3/1/2010 7:53:49 PM

you can't make sheeps cry

3/1/2010 7:54:13 PM

well sheep are very cute

some penises are scary

3/1/2010 7:54:25 PM

cooterlovers up in here

3/1/2010 7:54:52 PM

hello i tried to defend the penis

it would be interesting to have something swinging around down there

3/1/2010 7:55:31 PM

im thinking i want to go out tonight but have no friends.

3/1/2010 7:55:33 PM

locking most of chit chat

3/1/2010 7:55:40 PM

DO IT.

3/1/2010 7:57:05 PM

^^^ where ya want to go

3/1/2010 7:57:51 PM

3/1/2010 7:57:55 PM

i want to take a bath to relax and my back hurts

but at the same time getting all hot and wet seems exhausting

3/1/2010 7:59:24 PM

^ then youre doing it right

3/1/2010 7:59:44 PM

it takes too long to lock that many threads

i think i'll work on something else instead of playing grab-ass with the inverted and angry

3/1/2010 7:59:59 PM

i want a penis lollipop

not going to lie

3/1/2010 8:00:04 PM

Quote :

"but at the same time getting all hot and wet seems exhausting"

you know of exactly what you do!

[Edited on March 1, 2010 at 8:00 PM. Reason : copypaste]

3/1/2010 8:00:09 PM

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

3/1/2010 8:03:03 PM

3/1/2010 8:05:10 PM

3/1/2010 8:05:55 PM

damn carpel tunnel!

3/1/2010 8:10:49 PM

Silas is exhausted! I've been wrestling with him for an hour. Daddy's going to put him to bed.

Where is the rum?

3/1/2010 8:12:40 PM

itt we learn kawackle has roast beef vajajay

3/1/2010 8:15:00 PM

3/1/2010 8:15:36 PM

puppy just dry heaved

fuck

i hope she doesn't barf

i really don't want to have to go to the emergency vet. like. cannot afford it without starving myself for the rest of eternity.

3/1/2010 8:30:02 PM

yay credit cards

3/1/2010 8:32:53 PM