1074

3/4/2010 4:30:58 PM

and now
I figure out how to eat with this gaping hole

3/4/2010 4:31:51 PM

you should eat with your mouth instead

3/4/2010 4:35:00 PM

LOL

3/4/2010 4:35:19 PM

^^inorite

Yall can call me McYeasty

3/4/2010 4:36:33 PM

Hahahahhahahaha

3/4/2010 4:37:07 PM

First year out of school, I was jealous my brothers still got Spring break while I was working

Last year, I went with them to Cozumel

This year, I'm one upping them and going to Monaco

Next year....

3/4/2010 4:38:05 PM

^^^

3/4/2010 4:40:02 PM

Man I love wearing pretty dresses

3/4/2010 4:45:18 PM

I love girls wearing pretty dresses even more than said girls love wearing those pretty dresses

But more importantly, I ♥ Skwinkle for letting me be perverted like that

3/4/2010 4:47:33 PM

3/4/2010 4:52:11 PM

gonna play some outdoor ball after work today!

3/4/2010 4:58:26 PM

except for the blister I got.. today has been perfect.

3/4/2010 4:59:34 PM

im close to just giving up on this

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 5:01 PM. Reason : also, looks like i need to take another quick trip to ohio]

3/4/2010 5:00:17 PM

What should I do for dinner?

3/4/2010 5:42:57 PM

Eat.

3/4/2010 5:44:32 PM

as much as bikram kicks my ass and it almost killed me last night.... my skin sure does feel amazing the next day

3/4/2010 5:47:29 PM

I need to practice picking up objects correctly.

I'm excited to have my new vacuum, but my back hurts from not bending at the knees when I picked up the box.

Every fucking time!

3/4/2010 5:49:03 PM

^^^Shit...


also I just got a call from a collection agency...but I don't owe any money

3/4/2010 5:50:45 PM

god fucking dammit shit motherfucker

3/4/2010 5:54:03 PM

that run

tiring

3/4/2010 5:56:48 PM

i sent an email to the president of a company (potential employer.)


he responded and included his HR people in the response.



i think... fingers crossed... this might be something.

3/4/2010 5:59:25 PM

Law Abiding Citizen is an awesomely fucked up movie

...and i'm half drunk

.....and i would let Gerard Butler put it anywhere

3/4/2010 6:52:54 PM

I wish Wife Swap were available on netflix

3/4/2010 7:02:29 PM

haha that show is awesome. there are some craaaazy wimmenz on that show.

3/4/2010 7:03:34 PM

why do you think I want to watch it?

3/4/2010 7:05:12 PM

cuz you know firsthand what it's like to be a crazy woman?

3/4/2010 7:05:42 PM

not quite

3/4/2010 7:06:07 PM

fotune cookie-

"Well, why not?
Admit it - you're intrigued."

3/4/2010 7:11:37 PM

Eff my life

3/4/2010 7:25:37 PM

I wish I knew why I felt dizzy and light headed every time after I eat

3/4/2010 7:30:52 PM

tits FTMFW




There is some nice eye candy here tonight.

3/4/2010 7:34:06 PM

should be doing important things but futurama is on

its the internet.. futurama is always on

3/4/2010 7:47:45 PM

Open marriage.

3/4/2010 7:48:15 PM

I think TWW is broken.

3/4/2010 7:50:08 PM

dog, shut the fuck up

you were just outside.

3/4/2010 7:52:49 PM

either someone can't count, or they think tila tequila is a man.

I'm going with the latter.

3/4/2010 8:00:06 PM

omg
I can yawn without pain!

FANTASTIC

3/4/2010 8:11:53 PM

TRIPLE POST SUSPEND TERMINATE RAWR

3/4/2010 8:15:11 PM

i think my hole is bleeding again

but I don't want to know for sure

3/4/2010 8:23:42 PM

^

3/4/2010 8:25:00 PM

good workout!

3/4/2010 8:37:50 PM

3/4/2010 8:41:35 PM

no, really:

what is the best term/phrase for the action of motorboating, but between booty cheeks?

Some girls have very troublesome, tempting, inviting seat cushions.

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 8:43 PM. Reason : df]

3/4/2010 8:43:05 PM

dear rjrgirl

tell your lil sister to join tww

thx,
tww

3/4/2010 8:45:35 PM

^ahahaha
I suspect she has a rear like I'm thinking of in ^^

3/4/2010 8:47:04 PM

http://www.franksandtoppings.com/index.html

i wanna try this place!

organic healthy fast food and they dont serve soda

3/4/2010 8:52:32 PM

that was such a girl thing to say

3/4/2010 8:53:07 PM

it's a dam shame to waste perfectly good narcotics by sleeping

but that is what i shall do

3/4/2010 9:08:53 PM

I HATE STAR TREK

(the show, not the movie)

3/4/2010 9:37:50 PM