omg cramps

ow ow owwwww

3/8/2010 6:04:49 PM

damn 49th post

At first I was like


But then I was like


[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 6:06 PM. Reason : ^ ]

3/8/2010 6:06:07 PM

who changes the facebook status from "single" to "in a relationship" first, the guy or the girl?

or is this something that is discussed upon beforehand?

3/8/2010 6:41:43 PM

its usually like 1...2....3.....GO!

actually we had a discussion first and then decided that it was official enough to be on fb for the world to see

3/8/2010 6:44:20 PM

hahaha


thanks


i've always wondered that. i'm not implying anything

3/8/2010 6:45:51 PM

yeah we discussed it beforehand.....i would think it would be weird if i logged and saw, "so and so would like to be in a relationship with you."

3/8/2010 6:47:14 PM

I've been thinking about you a lot lately, CassTheSass

3/8/2010 6:48:37 PM

don't know what to do for dinner... saps is supposed to be in town and wanted to meet up, but I don't know if that meant for dinner and drinks, or just drinks later

3/8/2010 6:48:42 PM

I see your 21000 and raise you a 47000.

3/8/2010 6:52:01 PM

^aha!

3/8/2010 6:53:36 PM

haha nice- I didn't know I was close to a tww millennia

3/8/2010 6:59:17 PM

That was one of my few unthreaded triple-zero posts

3/8/2010 7:05:42 PM

i don't think anyone noticed that when I hit 20,000...

3/8/2010 7:06:38 PM

Somebody stinks on my bus

3/8/2010 7:19:17 PM

^worst part about summer school is the afternoon evening bus ride back

3/8/2010 7:27:43 PM

Try DC in august on a metro train that has no AC with the smelliest tourists ever

Just thinking about it makes me cringe

3/8/2010 7:31:12 PM

i dont wanna do anything at all

3/8/2010 7:38:18 PM

@Wadhead - No, in Morrisville/RTP.

3/8/2010 7:47:46 PM

I really want a cookie or somesuch.

3/8/2010 7:50:50 PM

Afternoon naps are ridiculously disorienting.

3/8/2010 7:52:50 PM

I just ate a cinnamon roll my mom baked last week. Nom nom nom

3/8/2010 7:53:09 PM

okay
now I could go for cinnamon rolls, twists, or buns.
or a donut.
or a milkshake
wtf

3/8/2010 7:55:59 PM

Mom's looks like these:



Would share but it was my last one

You should go get Chick-fil-a cookies and cream milkshake:



It's the win.

3/8/2010 8:02:57 PM

I'm at work.

I hate you.

I'll end up making my own eventually.

3/8/2010 8:04:18 PM

It's 8:05 p.m. Why are you at work? What kind of work do you do?


Also, what kind of milkshake do you make? Recipe? Go go go

3/8/2010 8:05:59 PM

Because I usually work 4-10
receptionist-ish
campus

I don't have a milkshake recipe. I was referring to cinnamon rolls/buns/twists

3/8/2010 8:07:09 PM

OW! Feck! I just triggered the ol TMJD for the first time on a while.

It's all *crunch* and then *sucky pain and warm feeling in ear* and then *tightness in jaw and remorse*.

3/8/2010 8:08:11 PM

From scratch? That'll take like 3 hours

3/8/2010 8:08:16 PM

hence the 'eventually'

3/8/2010 8:09:56 PM

Aren't there 2 Cinnabons in Cary?




Mindstorm I hate TMJ too

3/8/2010 8:16:40 PM

their cinnamon buns actually kinda suck :-\

plus, I'm being a cheapass jew bastard this month and next and may.

...who am I kidding? I'll get no cinnamon buns.

3/8/2010 8:21:09 PM

Maybe by the time you get off work you can swing by Burger King for some breakfast cinnamon rolls

3/8/2010 8:24:12 PM

:heart: you EMCE!

3/8/2010 8:29:44 PM

i havent shit in 3 DAYS. AM I GOING TO DIE

3/8/2010 8:53:52 PM

do you have an appendix? random question but constipation is a key symptom of appendicitis.

3/8/2010 8:54:51 PM

^^ eat some fiber and/or some stoooool softener

3/8/2010 8:58:37 PM

^^^ No, but you're probably going to shit severely in the not too distant future.

3/8/2010 8:59:23 PM

yes. im sitting here just trying to think of something to make it happen. ive been eating junk all weekend and today i ate oilly junk today(which usually helps) and nothing

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 9:02 PM. Reason : p[k]

3/8/2010 8:59:57 PM

hmmmm. any weird pain in your right side? i had non-symptom appendicitis. all i had was a weird pain in my side and i noticed i wasnt going to the bathroom regularly.

try eating some fiber or taking a stool softner. just beware of when you take the stool softner or you'll end up shitting out your stomach during work.

3/8/2010 9:02:18 PM

Yeah I would say save the stool softener for a weekend event.

Otherwise, go buy a box of cracklin' oat bran and chow the fuck down. If that doesn't fix it you need to see a doctor, lol.

3/8/2010 9:04:18 PM

or buy some benifiber.....you can get it in the nutrition/vitamin aisle at the grocery store. it dissolves in water or tea. you can't taste anything but it is loaded with fiber.

3/8/2010 9:05:22 PM

ive been eating a lot of bread. isnt there fiber in bread?

3/8/2010 9:07:35 PM

i don't recall being constipated when I had appendicitis.

3/8/2010 9:08:08 PM

I am quickly losing my capacity to put up with people whining over trivial bullshit.

3/8/2010 9:08:17 PM

i dont feel stopped up either

3/8/2010 9:09:04 PM

I think that eating a lot of carbs will actually stop you up fairly badly. Most cereals are really high in fiber, though, which will offset that.

Just go drink a glass of expired apple juice and the spice will flow.

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 9:10 PM. Reason : And you wouldn't feel stopped up, you just wouldn't poop for a while.]

3/8/2010 9:09:50 PM

aight, take your hand and put it on your right hip at the bottom of it, just below the crease of your leg. now, move your hand towards your belly-button about an inch. push down. if it hurts like hell, GO TO A DOCTOR.

3/8/2010 9:11:01 PM

nothing?

3/8/2010 9:21:06 PM

yeah then you just need to poo.

3/8/2010 9:30:19 PM

set em up...

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 9:38 PM. Reason : ]

3/8/2010 9:34:41 PM