i still want a pussy to eat...

8/21/2006 9:09:08 AM

too early to speak publicly.

8/21/2006 9:29:47 AM

god what a long day. meeting then work then meeting. sobriety is time consuming

8/21/2006 9:32:44 AM

ehhhh

it's time to stop the mcdonalds trips

8/21/2006 9:43:46 AM

wanna get some bojangles?

8/21/2006 9:45:49 AM

na

i want to lose this belly!

8/21/2006 9:50:40 AM

salad, bike rides, and light beer for you!

8/21/2006 9:56:50 AM

you dont have a belly silly, stop being a girl

8/21/2006 9:58:04 AM

are you turning him into a woman?

8/21/2006 9:58:08 AM

no he actually doesn't have a belly...my post is a joke.

8/21/2006 9:59:00 AM

if i hear the word precious one more time im splitting someones skull

8/21/2006 10:04:34 AM

^that post is quite precious, imo

8/21/2006 10:05:04 AM

your ass is quite precious big boy

8/21/2006 10:08:28 AM

You want a piece of my general tso?
I'ma give it to you now.

But I like fried rice,
and I got lice.
ching chow woo ching wang woo wice
That aint nice!

[Edited on August 21, 2006 at 10:14 AM. Reason : wang woo wice]

8/21/2006 10:13:31 AM

good thing you can't hear things posted on a message board then

8/21/2006 10:37:58 AM

delievery is free?
not from me!
i charge a dolla fiftee!

8/21/2006 10:39:05 AM

fancy leather jacket 3 sizes too small - $150
fluffy haircut - $85
cheap hoodie hand me down - $0

being the only person with a penis in the picture but wanting to put it in another guy - $priceless

8/21/2006 10:45:12 AM

^being the only guy invited to the bridemaid party...priceless

8/21/2006 10:46:17 AM

that may be true, b/c he's one of them?

8/21/2006 10:49:19 AM

yeah, I guess thats the funny i was going for

8/21/2006 10:50:04 AM

yessir you know it's sexor

8/21/2006 10:54:26 AM

for a fortune cookie


i always charge TWICE

8/21/2006 10:55:25 AM

playin' some free texas hold 'em tonight....can't wait

8/21/2006 10:58:37 AM

my head hurts and I need a shower

8/21/2006 11:00:49 AM

I had a good night

8/21/2006 11:12:05 AM

get laid?

8/21/2006 11:12:39 AM

An energy pill... two caffinated soda's, a cigarrette, and a coffee and I STILL can't keep my eyes open at work

[Edited on August 21, 2006 at 11:26 AM. Reason : asdf]

8/21/2006 11:24:38 AM

did you sleep at all?

8/21/2006 11:49:36 AM

I cant get motivated to do any work today

wish i could take a nap right about now

8/21/2006 12:02:19 PM

mornings go by so fast, and the afternoons go so sloooow...

lunch time!

damn i wish i had a nice meaty pussy...

8/21/2006 12:06:01 PM

^^^ not much about 3 hours the night before and my roomate and his friends made me go to the hootie and the blowfish concert last night so I got about 4 hours of sleep last night

[Edited on August 21, 2006 at 12:19 PM. Reason : ^]

8/21/2006 12:18:22 PM

i wish i had the ingredients to make some homemade chicken noodle soup

8/21/2006 12:19:17 PM

almost lunch time

8/21/2006 12:24:36 PM

Where's my money, bitches!??!?

8/21/2006 12:37:10 PM

I wish I knew where my ATm card was.

8/21/2006 12:37:48 PM

i have to tinkle

8/21/2006 12:38:09 PM

yeti yeti yeti yeti yeti!!

8/21/2006 12:40:59 PM

hehehe, about to harass avesa at work

8/21/2006 12:42:11 PM

I need a shower!

8/21/2006 12:44:14 PM

i give that panera bread sandwich a 4/10

the fruit cup was 8/10...no strawberries or watermelon

8/21/2006 1:11:54 PM

hmm, now i need good cat names for two kitties

8/21/2006 1:16:12 PM

wazzzzup girl

8/21/2006 1:16:48 PM

my head is starting to hurt

8/21/2006 1:19:42 PM

Shucks.

[Edited on August 21, 2006 at 1:21 PM. Reason : What, is there something wrong with me?]

8/21/2006 1:20:44 PM

name your cats General Tso and Sesame Chicken

8/21/2006 1:21:25 PM

NO chris!

8/21/2006 1:21:55 PM

I bet they'll be delicious with some pork fried rice and an egg roll....

8/21/2006 1:22:45 PM

Quote :

"General Tso and Sesame Chicken"

mmm tasty

8/21/2006 1:22:51 PM

I really do not want to go to work tonight

8/21/2006 1:29:25 PM

i love my bed

8/21/2006 1:33:35 PM