http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scorchedearth

I lol'd

3/11/2010 2:04:22 AM

UGH. I went to bed at 10 to be awakened at 1am to a phone call from my best friend's boyfriend's best friend, who is in Key West and wanted to call to ask me on a date for Wednesday. Who the heck does this? I can't tell if he's drunk or just plain inconsiderate.

Or maybe he didn't think I'd answer and he wanted to ask me out via voicemail? LAME!

And now I can't get back to sleep.

What is wrong w/men?

3/11/2010 2:08:51 AM

i'm sad

watching a good svu on my comp but i only have 4% left and i don't want to get out of bed to get my charger cause i should go to sleep anyway

SIGHHHHHHH

3/11/2010 2:10:34 AM

Get your charger!

3/11/2010 2:13:27 AM

this is a test post to see if you are reading this during our conversation

3/11/2010 2:14:30 AM

^ talking to someone on their iphone?

3/11/2010 2:16:31 AM

no

a post stalker who is on her computer right now

3/11/2010 2:17:36 AM

Heeeeeee

Sounds like someone has a crush/obsession!

restraining order?

3/11/2010 2:19:33 AM

not yet

3/11/2010 2:21:00 AM

bedtime perhaps

3/11/2010 3:03:06 AM

why won't my tonsillitis go away

3/11/2010 3:05:50 AM

Fuck yeah! I'm outa here and I don't have to come back to work for 12 days

3/11/2010 6:59:08 AM

hmmmmmmmmm

3/11/2010 8:49:08 AM

great

this will be fun

3/11/2010 9:04:55 AM

metal covers of bjork songs

i believe my obsession with bjork may have reached a new low

3/11/2010 9:08:15 AM

^ does want

3/11/2010 9:12:02 AM

most bobo-ass website ever

3/11/2010 9:25:16 AM

I really need to take a new look at how dairy impacts me

3/11/2010 9:26:17 AM

headacheeeeee

3/11/2010 10:02:48 AM

I missed national grammar day

3/11/2010 10:18:18 AM

the world is ending

3/11/2010 10:21:27 AM

3/11/2010 10:25:34 AM

my mans be out

3/11/2010 10:27:48 AM

nostril zits ...

3/11/2010 10:32:23 AM

Quote :

"Once i get all the OSU gear in the washer....oh no...green RIT dye fell in........"

You'd be SO sorry.

3/11/2010 10:56:30 AM

Even better would be blue dye

3/11/2010 10:59:14 AM

I fucking hate this waste of time class.

3/11/2010 11:16:04 AM

Quote :

"My advice is to contact HR (the number in the brochure). Based on our interview I have recommended you for employment at ___ but it is up to the hiring managers to select you for an on-site interview. HR will be able to better explain this process."

Fuckin hate cold calling HR people.

3/11/2010 11:35:00 AM

sinusitis.

3/11/2010 11:39:12 AM

i explained to everyone on my trivia team tuesday night what "docking" was, using Urban Dictionary to give a definition better than that which I could give



and then it was the urban dictionary word of the day last night on Tosh.0



COINCIDENCE??

3/11/2010 11:39:46 AM

are you docking peyton?

whoa whoa whoa...urban dictionary eh?
yeah...NOT what I thought you meant by docking!

[Edited on March 11, 2010 at 11:43 AM. Reason : ]

3/11/2010 11:42:16 AM

This conversation is taking a turn for the worse...

3/11/2010 11:43:56 AM

didn't see the stop sign, took a turn for the worse

3/11/2010 11:44:47 AM

Quote :

"The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men."

3/11/2010 11:45:34 AM

^^^^ahahahaha


yeah, bailey and casey got started on talking about guy, girl, guy threesomes, and for some reason docking came up

[Edited on March 11, 2010 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ^]

3/11/2010 11:45:58 AM

Tomorrow is payday, fyeah!

3/11/2010 11:48:36 AM

ok...i can either eat popcorn for lunch while i watch the movie

OR i can eat something here and not have any popcorn at the movie

decisions decisions!!!

3/11/2010 11:49:32 AM

eat now, popcorn is $Texas!

3/11/2010 11:50:37 AM

psh, I been using docking for years

Now frotting is my thing

[Edited on March 11, 2010 at 11:51 AM. Reason : gotta have popcorn, cant watch a movie without popcorn, also need that fake butter ]

3/11/2010 11:51:01 AM

but delicious...and i like supporting the theatre...

3/11/2010 11:51:03 AM

what movie?

3/11/2010 11:51:10 AM

alice in wonderland

3/11/2010 11:51:40 AM

it's awesome!

H&R Block is not for having locked me out 'till 12:15

3/11/2010 11:54:48 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3/11/2010 12:08:38 PM

why does my boob have a bruise?

3/11/2010 12:15:04 PM

i see these women walking every day during their lunch hour now and i wish i knew them so i could invite myself along

3/11/2010 12:16:37 PM

lk what time is you rmovie?

we may be watching it at the same time lol

3/11/2010 12:19:09 PM

24 hours until I move into my new house

3/11/2010 12:20:46 PM

bigassmessage.com/3c99ea3b8

3/11/2010 12:54:55 PM

why does the cat like my desk chair so much?

3/11/2010 1:07:59 PM