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Friends with detriments.

12/6/2008 8:15:35 AM

"I'm leaving you for your twin. He's more mature than you by now."


lol

12/8/2008 11:26:22 AM

Quote :

" "I'm leaving you for your twin. He's more mature than you by now." lol "

In your position, that's humorous.

12/8/2008 11:42:42 AM

or sad

lol i just thought the whole thing was a bit creepy to be honest

12/8/2008 7:42:48 PM

hahaha maybe they take requests for comics

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 8:15 PM. Reason : no need for pictures]

12/8/2008 8:14:44 PM

"Or perhaps they knew he was there, and were just trying to torment him first."

12/10/2008 9:00:28 AM

eh

12/10/2008 9:06:31 AM

that one's a little

12/10/2008 9:08:31 AM

12/10/2008 9:16:45 AM

i am hongry now

12/10/2008 9:19:51 AM

"You didn't run a chemical analysis against the Shroud of Turin? Man, all that work for NOTHING."

Aww.

12/12/2008 9:03:24 AM

12/12/2008 9:22:42 AM

"Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray."

12/15/2008 9:54:56 AM

AHAHAHHAHHA

12/15/2008 10:16:58 AM

awesome..... thats one of my favorites yet!!

12/15/2008 12:40:12 PM

"At 8 drinks, you switch the torrent from FreeBSD to Microsoft Bob. C'mon, it'll be fun!"

12/17/2008 7:29:05 AM

"And the ten minutes striking up a conversation with that strange kid in homeroom sometimes matters more than every other part of high school combined."

12/19/2008 10:22:03 AM

^ that's fantastic.

12/19/2008 10:22:47 AM

absolutely!!

12/19/2008 10:45:35 AM

^^^That is very true

12/19/2008 11:16:26 AM

"Unless the CS students finish the robot revolution before you finish the cephalopod one."

12/22/2008 11:48:17 AM

"'How could you possibly think typing 'import skynet' was a good idea?'"

12/24/2008 11:03:54 AM

Merry Christmas!!!

12/24/2008 11:05:08 AM

"Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?'"


I won't have internet next week, so someone better keep updating this.

12/26/2008 8:01:18 AM

I'll do the honors

12/26/2008 9:33:12 AM

Yay. Thanks.

12/26/2008 11:35:00 AM

Thanks for taking over updating this.

Now that I'm graduated and going off to a ship (while sleeping on a couch, borrowing a friend's laptop), I won't be on TWW as much.

XKCD FOREVAR

12/27/2008 4:19:43 PM

There's also a spike on the Fourier transform at the one-month mark where -- 'You want to stop talking right now.'

12/29/2008 6:47:26 AM

I wonder what 2008 meme will go bizarrely mainstream in 2009 like Rickrolling did 2007-2008. I Accidentally ? Yo dawg? Place your bets now!

12/31/2008 6:57:39 AM

It's basically Pascal's Wager for the paranoid prankster.

1/2/2009 1:07:37 PM

According to River, 'adequate' vacuuming systems drain the human body at about half a liter per second.

1/5/2009 8:42:34 AM

HAHAHA



He should be better soon -- now that the Apple Store is getting rid of DRM, Cory Doctorow will get rid of his Steve Jobs voodoo doll.

1/7/2009 10:41:18 AM

he would need to be shiny too

1/7/2009 10:42:23 AM

Diclaimer: I have not actually tried the beta yet. I hear it's quite pleasant and hardly Hitler-y at all

(The misspelling is in the original)

1/9/2009 9:38:12 AM

i lolled at making his eyes flash

1/10/2009 12:02:13 PM

"No, just Hitler."

LOL

1/10/2009 3:34:28 PM

If you get your hands on that one, it's the worst place to have a breaking-up conversation.

1/12/2009 10:17:42 AM

^Nice.

1/13/2009 3:10:11 PM

i literally loled at this one


Good thing he didn't make it smaller, or it'd need someone three inches tall to play it.

1/19/2009 10:07:22 AM

The xkcd.com sysadmin has a Q2010, and I can attest that it can handle a fall down several flight of concrete steps. Relatedly, he's upset with me -- I hope he doesn't take revenge by messing with my site's contenDISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

1/21/2009 4:14:49 PM

Just make sure you don't have it maximize instead of minimize.

1/24/2009 1:09:45 PM

hahahaha I love this one

...but because you said that, we're breaking up.

And I LOLed IRL at this one

DUCKLOOP'D?

2/4/2009 1:55:31 PM

7/10 thread

2/8/2009 2:55:57 AM

'Hey, everyone, you can totally trust that I didn't do a word count on MY edit!'

2/19/2009 9:13:17 PM

remove all words from the entry.... $profit

2/19/2009 9:27:52 PM

DONT PANIC!

2/25/2009 8:44:46 AM

Inigo/Buttercup 4eva <3

2/27/2009 5:04:28 AM

nobody

2/27/2009 5:42:54 AM

Best

3/2/2009 5:48:17 PM

^

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3/2/2009 6:13:39 PM