22 and not at all asshole haha

12/20/2011 1:55:54 AM

You get an amazon gift card for christmas, and spend it on a ped-egg, moisturizer, a nose hair trimmer, some canning jars, and some wire.

12/28/2011 9:41:13 PM

You can't come close to finishing your junk food before you start feeling sick.

[Edited on December 28, 2011 at 10:34 PM. Reason : ]

12/28/2011 10:34:22 PM

LISTEN TO SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHEN SHE EXPLAINS HOW SHE WANTS TO DECORATE LIVING AREA AND KITCHEN

12/28/2011 11:48:28 PM

^^I'm 29 and haven't gotten to that point yet

if I had, I'd be at least 10lbs lighter

12/30/2011 6:43:46 PM

Your favorite Christmas present was the 3 loads of crush and run you got for the driveway

[Edited on December 30, 2011 at 6:54 PM. Reason : and also you forget complete words from sentences...]

12/30/2011 6:54:22 PM

what the hell is crush and run?

12/31/2011 11:45:27 PM

type of gravel

1/1/2012 8:07:23 AM

medium sized rock mixed with dirt is the best I can describe it. Its very good for establishing a road base. I plan on paving the driveway this spring so I am trying to establish a hard packed base to pave on.

1/1/2012 2:48:16 PM

I think I already posted about the 12 year old passing me in a 5K this spring...

this time, a 10 year old passed me in a bike race yesterday, as he was ruining my line around a turn.
His group also started a few minutes behind mine

1/9/2012 12:20:59 PM

Drinking's not as fun as it used to be

1/9/2012 11:26:11 PM

^ Drinking is just as fun...it's the recovery that takes a beating...

1/10/2012 8:41:21 AM

Oh yeah, recovery time is going up. Sucks balls.

1/10/2012 8:59:30 AM

1/13/2012 8:59:10 PM

...and all my rowdy friends have settled down

1/14/2012 12:57:54 AM

+1 on needing recovery time after drinking.

Went to a show and a dance party last night, and my God, I had to go right back to bed after breakfast because I was so tired. Finally got the day started at 3.

Cheap beer is not my friend. Staying out till 2 am when I've been going to bed lately ~10 or 11 isn't either.

1/22/2012 7:10:03 PM

turned 32 today. holy shit i feel ancient. even more so i still post on tww.

1/23/2012 9:43:07 PM

^haha i turn 32 tomorrow!

1/23/2012 9:49:05 PM

GODDAMN. Wayne Gretzy is 51

1/26/2012 6:28:53 PM

woke up sore, realized it was from cleaning yesterday

1/27/2012 2:01:24 PM

Heard a rap song mention flossin'.

Immediately made a mental note that I really should floss more.

4/14/2012 7:45:51 PM

your plans to slack all day Saturday were side tracked when you and your wife found some bookcases that would fit perfectly in your living room, and the following hours of finding a car and someone to help move them. Sometimes I feel like my life has turned into Will Farrell's in Old School:

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little saturday, we're um, we're gonna go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath And Beyond, I don't know. I Don't know if we'll have enough time"

4/14/2012 10:36:04 PM

was pouring beer at the beer festival tonight... one of the people i poured a beer for recognized me... i was his camp counselor back in 2000 for raleigh parks and rec teen camps.

4/14/2012 11:05:04 PM

^^ haha, I thought of your post when my wife and I were planning the grocery trip and yard work for today.

4/15/2012 11:22:39 AM

you turn off your front door light during Halloween cause you don't want kids walking on your lawn.

do i win?

4/15/2012 10:32:51 PM

i'm not that old, but someone posted a "sorry for party rocking" gif so i looked the song up, and first of all it has 33 million views on youtube and i've never heard it, and second i thought "jesus this isn't even music". it was a pretty feeling-old moment.

4/16/2012 12:56:13 AM

At 8:00 pm I was like "I'm too sore and tired to drive back tonight, plus I need to eat; I'll go home tomorrow."

I could have been home by 11:00 p.m..

4/16/2012 2:36:31 AM

Nirvana is now considered classic rock

4/16/2012 9:52:07 AM

I had a girl in my (high school) class last semester who turns out is the daughter of a girl who I went to high school with (a year ahead of me).

4/17/2012 2:39:55 PM

kids in college were in elementary school for 9/11/2001

4/29/2012 7:28:58 PM

Damn, that does make me feel old, I was in college when it happened.

4/29/2012 10:12:46 PM

yeah i was in my first senior year in college. it makes me feel old that the high school kids i teach barely remember 9/11.

[Edited on April 29, 2012 at 10:56 PM. Reason : ]

4/29/2012 10:56:14 PM

that must have sucked. did you ever think "damn, there goes the economy/job prospects"?

I was a freshman in high school, wearing my JFROTC uniform for the first time.

4/30/2012 1:32:53 AM

Apparently from now on my libido is going to get up and go every September only to come roaring back in April. This probably always happened to a certain extent (hence the saying "spring has sprung"), but now there's a big difference.

5/2/2012 1:02:53 PM

I don't think that's where phrase comes from.

Quote :

"Spring is sprung, the grass is ris. I wonders where the birdies is. They say the birds is on the wing. Ain't that absurd? I always thought the wing was on the bird."

5/2/2012 1:25:08 PM

I was in a stat class at NCSU last week and the dude was explaining the controvery over the 2000 presidential election. He said something about "I guess all of you were 9 or 10 when that happened."

I VOTED IN THAT ONE

5/2/2012 3:31:25 PM

I think I'm Benjamin fucking Button... I have more energy and a higher metabolism now than I've ever had.

5/19/2012 1:01:03 PM

someone guesses your age as 40. must be all that gray hair

5/21/2012 12:31:18 AM

8 years younger, her or me? I'm guessing she's 120ish. Why?

5/21/2012 11:16:04 AM

You only stay up to 12:30am playing video games, and can hardly function the next day.

5/21/2012 11:55:10 AM

you remember the pirate being elected student body president the year you graduated.

5/24/2012 2:40:38 PM

Quote :

"I think I'm Benjamin fucking Button... I have more energy and a higher metabolism now than I've ever had."

You've also been losing weight. That's probably why. Good job, btw.



I picked up a couple bartending this shifts this weekend for a friend in an emergency situation and because I didn't mind the extra cash. My feet were so sore the next day and by the end of the night my lower back was store and stiff from reaching down to get beers in the lower part of the cooler. I felt geriatric.

5/24/2012 2:55:26 PM

Sometimes I wake up and a part of me hurts for no specific reason. Yesterday it was this one spot right below my left shoulder blade. I didn't do a damn thing the previous day either.

5/24/2012 3:53:44 PM

i had 3 beers last night and was in bed by 11:30.

terrible hangover today

5/25/2012 11:19:19 AM

some form of talk radio is all I care to hear on the radio

probably been posted before.

5/25/2012 11:41:58 AM

1) you're the only ones left out of your social circles that haven't gotten married.

2) people show up to social activities (beer drinking, running, parties, bike polo, etc.) with babies
attached in Baby Bjorns and BOB running strollers. Instead of slamming tallboys like you used to
between matches, all of you take turns feeding the kids mashed up carrots, or holding them.

[Edited on May 25, 2012 at 11:52 AM. Reason : wewer]

5/25/2012 11:51:08 AM

You and your spouse start to view the number of meds/supplements you have to take as a competition. (She's winning 12-8)

5/30/2012 8:17:51 AM

You spend more money at Lowes than you do doing out... (only in certain months)

6/7/2012 8:58:30 PM

Quote :

"You've also been losing weight. That's probably why. Good job, btw."

thanks, but the losing weight is the result of the increased metabolism, not the cause of it... not doing anything else different really

6/7/2012 11:05:53 PM

When the all the kids in my class I'm TAing are 10 years younger than me.


I was like, I'm a decade older than you little shits. Oy

6/8/2012 9:52:01 PM