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10/10/2008 4:26:29 PM

you should find a(nother) wife and live happily ever after

10/10/2008 4:27:17 PM

Hang out with vinylbandit and absorb his knowledge.

10/10/2008 4:28:46 PM

unfortunately, there's aren't many people here who I can actually GAIN knowledge from

10/10/2008 4:30:17 PM

SMOKE MORE ROCKS. THERE IS A LOT OF SECRET KNOWLEDGE THAT CAN BE UNLOCKED IN THE ROCK SMOKE.

10/10/2008 4:32:25 PM

Stop driving a saab.

10/10/2008 4:32:54 PM

^ Make faster football plays, son

10/10/2008 4:46:45 PM

STOP BEING A METRO FAREAK.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 4:51 PM. Reason : ^^ GIVE BETTER ADVICE.... (I DON'T DRIVE A SAAB SON)]

10/10/2008 4:47:51 PM

take your parents out to dinner

10/10/2008 4:47:54 PM

die

10/10/2008 4:49:34 PM

^^^ Stop being the worst kind of faggot

^^ Make your parents dinner instead

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : o.O]

10/10/2008 4:49:41 PM

IT'S PROBABLY BEST IF YOU STOP SUCKING YOUR BEST FRIEND'S COCK IN HIS SLEEP. HE WILL FIND OUT ABOUT IT SOON ENOUGH AND IT WILL GET WEIRD FOR YOU SON.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 4:52 PM. Reason : SON]

10/10/2008 4:51:59 PM

stop posting

10/10/2008 4:52:35 PM

Send Miley Cyrus your wish list.

10/10/2008 4:53:13 PM

^^ MAKE YOURSELF NON-METRO.

^ SAY HULLOH.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 4:53 PM. Reason : ]

10/10/2008 4:53:16 PM

^ Bitch, you be pole-riding too much.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 4:53 PM. Reason : asdfasdfasd]

10/10/2008 4:53:32 PM

Help me help you.

10/10/2008 4:54:21 PM

^^ COME UP WITH BETTER ADVICE METRO SON.

^ HELP YOU TO HELP ME.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : ]

10/10/2008 4:54:31 PM

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!

10/10/2008 4:55:08 PM

so call the 10458th number in the phonebook for a good time

10/10/2008 11:19:53 PM

get better shirts

10/10/2008 11:20:41 PM

keep on being Mr. Blast Thickneck

it works for you

10/11/2008 12:23:23 AM

Invest $100 in the lottery.
...
Profit

10/11/2008 12:24:02 AM

stop being suck a fucking vagina.

10/11/2008 12:25:27 AM

be patient with your son. he'll grow up one day, and remember all the times that mommy was kind to him, and in turn know how to treat other people

10/11/2008 12:26:51 AM

^^lay off talking so much about being pregnant and having a kid, its off putting

^um... smoke weed everyday?

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:28 AM. Reason : ?]

10/11/2008 12:27:12 AM

remember to put the seat down

10/11/2008 12:27:23 AM

^^don't hand out advice until you have at least a thousand posts and the whole story.

10/11/2008 12:30:26 AM

likewise, i've been on here for years and do.

10/11/2008 12:31:23 AM

^^ don't skip people

^ just give up

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:31 AM. Reason : ?]

10/11/2008 12:31:28 AM

You should put your bitch on a shorter leash.

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:32 AM. Reason : tighter shorter same difference]

10/11/2008 12:32:03 AM

just relax...and don't flinch

10/11/2008 5:28:09 AM

Rail them in the bed long enough and hard enough and they won't have the energy to biatch to you about anything outside the bedroom.

10/14/2008 1:52:28 AM

dick slaps are in order when bitches get out of line

10/14/2008 1:54:01 AM

you should vote for Obama.

10/14/2008 2:20:39 AM

i concur

10/31/2008 12:48:20 AM

Get help.

10/31/2008 12:53:11 AM

Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.

10/31/2008 12:54:55 AM

Stop examining your every flaw in the mirror...it's not good for your spirit.

1/28/2009 11:52:01 PM

don't die. life is too short the way it is anyways.

1/28/2009 11:56:33 PM

get a jerb!

better yet, now is the perfect time to start your career!

1/29/2009 8:38:11 AM

You should use Ubuntu. Its the best OS evar!

1/29/2009 8:40:10 AM

Your greatest fear is not that you are merely adequate, rather your greatest fear is that you are powerful beyond measure. Seize the day.

1/29/2009 8:43:53 AM

Keep on preaching the truth!

1/29/2009 8:44:59 AM

nigga you need to get some seeds, fo real dough.

1/29/2009 8:57:17 AM

Make sure you always give up your seat for girls on the bus

1/29/2009 9:34:48 AM

get yo ass to Raleigh son

1/29/2009 9:37:38 AM

don't be pissed when you're standing and i'm seated

1/29/2009 9:38:11 AM

motorboat the titties of the standing women

1/29/2009 9:38:41 AM

stop teasing

1/29/2009 9:40:19 AM