that's because you have no soul

6/11/2008 8:43:51 AM

you really are in a bad mood

6/11/2008 8:44:22 AM

i've told you that before...

numerous times

6/11/2008 8:45:52 AM

Momma's here

My horoscopes are pretty delicious today! I'm supposed to just flirt until my hearts content

6/11/2008 8:59:52 AM

mine all keep saying the same thing over and over...

"keep your mouth shut or you'll make things worse"


i mean really....wtf

6/11/2008 9:05:54 AM

Oh come on....you know what that means!

Shit is smacking you in the face lol

6/11/2008 9:06:40 AM

hahaha....perhaps...


i just want to sleep through the night again

6/11/2008 9:08:14 AM

jesus....you know you're old when you run your fingers through your hair and pull out white hairs instead of black

6/11/2008 3:51:09 PM

I'm not going grey

My little video thread has me cracking up again, yet no one has embedded it for me

6/11/2008 3:53:03 PM

i am....terribly...


thank you prematurely graying father's side of the family


it's kinda a hot if i can fix my hair correctly.....because i have a skunk stripe

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 3:58 PM. Reason : adsf]

6/11/2008 3:57:14 PM

skunk it out!

6/11/2008 3:58:20 PM

i only get it right about once in every 3 dozen attempts....

but when i do it looks really cool (thanks for that Grandma!)

6/11/2008 4:01:05 PM

My mom is almost silver and she's right at 50, but my dad only has grey hairs in his beard and he's like 53.

I don't know which side I'll end up going to

6/11/2008 4:01:12 PM

yall is old balls

6/11/2008 4:02:03 PM

bite me....


i started going gray at 22

6/11/2008 4:02:41 PM

btw diva, if i wasnt at work i'd make a parody thread of yours

"fairytale strippers"

6/11/2008 4:02:50 PM

Pshhhh I aint old!!!

I'll be 27 this year

OOOOOOOOOOH I love skrippas!

6/11/2008 4:03:33 PM

i just hope i make it to 30

6/11/2008 4:05:17 PM

me too!

6/11/2008 4:05:45 PM

Sooooooooo will you be included in my birthday celebration at Lowes Motor Speedway?

I know how you love to hear about me and NASCAR!

6/11/2008 4:06:06 PM

you hope I make it or YOU make it?

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:06 PM. Reason : ^perhaps ]

6/11/2008 4:06:21 PM

both, g

6/11/2008 4:08:06 PM

we shall see



hey erica...did you look at the new glasses?

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:11 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/11/2008 4:10:31 PM

Yea...I'm still down for the second pair (that you're getting in brown).

That first pair just screams 1960s!

Ben you can come to the racetrack too

6/11/2008 4:16:04 PM

so do you like the new second pair if they are in brown...

because the first second pair are out....they are just way too wide for my face

6/11/2008 4:17:56 PM

hey 'rica

i solicited casey's opinion on this earlier, now what the hell it's your turn

so girl last night, first time at my place, etc.. she's shown a propensity in the past for being anal about brushing her teeth, etc.. and nights at her place have always ended not in just straight passing out but getting up, brushing, then back to bed.. and in the morning, first thing up go brush.. well last night before she went to sleep, her breath def. smelled like my toothpaste. i dont know if she used my toothbrush or (hopefully) her fAnger, but i was kinda D: by the realization that she probably did

how you gonna do that


now the question is, this.. leaving earrings, texting about leaving said earrings, do these all add up to another notch in my string of crazies? I'm thinkin so...

6/11/2008 4:19:00 PM

oh fuck you for second guessing me!

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:20 PM. Reason : my opinion is gospel!]

6/11/2008 4:20:19 PM

i know it is

but i'm trying to reverse that whole "eyeballs deep" thing

6/11/2008 4:25:06 PM

Yea totally!! This makes me want to make an appointment, but I'll end up buying the really expensive frames that I've been crushing on!

I can't decide on these two! The second pair comes in a tortoise shell as well! I definitely want tortoise

6/11/2008 4:27:10 PM

i look like a retard in tortoise shell

6/11/2008 4:28:21 PM

you could say that about a lot of things

6/11/2008 4:28:47 PM

Ohhh Ben....where do we begin?

The toothpaste thing is a little scary! If she used her fAnger as you said, I wouldn't worry. But it would TOTALLY freak me out if I knew someone used my toothbrush, hell if I even thought about it. I would probably go and buy one on my way home from work.

As for the earrings: She knew she left them. A girl knows when she's left something like that. I'm pretty sure there's some fruity smelling lotion under your sink!

Just be weary. If she's a true crazy, she will show it the more you all do "couple related" activities if that makes sense. It's early and all, just watch yourself.

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:33 PM. Reason : I'm no good at multi-tasking]

6/11/2008 4:33:16 PM

all this i already knew!

6/11/2008 4:34:23 PM

This adds another notch onto your belt!

Happy? ass!

6/11/2008 4:35:47 PM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure there's some fruity smelling lotion under your sink!"

this made me laugh...a lot...


because the only way he would know she left it is if it's not his flavor

6/11/2008 4:36:03 PM

Hahahah you better hurry up, Ben. The semi-annual sale at Bath n Body Works is almost over

Getchu that Plumeria dawg!

6/11/2008 4:37:48 PM

pfft


i hate you guys

6/11/2008 4:38:49 PM

you wish you could hate me...

6/11/2008 4:39:14 PM

people who post this much on tww about random shit need to get a life. that's all

6/11/2008 4:40:13 PM

you, sir, can bite me as well

6/11/2008 4:40:45 PM

poster #5 on this page

BOOYAH

6/11/2008 4:42:00 PM

ad number 6 from hot tub boy....woot

6/11/2008 4:43:07 PM

you're such a skank

6/11/2008 4:43:35 PM

that's $3,000...

i guess i could be considered a whore at this point

6/11/2008 4:45:10 PM

but the worst part is that you're just getting pimped for your magazine

and getting a small cut

see it

6/11/2008 4:45:53 PM

who cares when i get to hang out in a hot tub with hot dudes

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:47 PM. Reason : ^your details bore me....let's look at the big picture]

6/11/2008 4:46:41 PM

that's hot

6/11/2008 4:47:19 PM

ad #6? WTF QUAN?!?!?!

Thanks ncsu919. I now feel complete since you posted in my thread.

Sooooo what shall I have for din din?

6/11/2008 4:47:36 PM

i hung out in the hot tub til 5 a.m. with this dude that's a regional sales rep for a company that...well...sells semen...


anyway...he bought me some beers....and we talked...

and he's run 6 full page ads with me since then....and i didn't even talk to him about advertising....

the most he's ever run before has been about 2

6/11/2008 4:49:38 PM

dude

weird curiosity makes me want to see what the ad for a bull semen supplier would look like

6/11/2008 4:51:01 PM