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[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:29 PM. Reason : pwnt]

7/28/2008 2:28:56 PM

I'll have you women know that I'm very attractive. In fact, I'm hot as fuck

7/28/2008 2:30:17 PM

where did that come from ?

7/28/2008 2:31:26 PM

great head
banging cook
likes hard rock/metal
not grotesque

7/28/2008 2:32:11 PM

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"likes hard rock/metal not grotesque"

aint more than a handfull of those

7/28/2008 2:34:14 PM

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"likes hard rock/metal not grotesque"

Usually already wifed up at the shows that I've been to/performed in.

7/28/2008 2:35:14 PM

can make a good sandwich

gives great head

has to work out that vag so it doesnt feel like im throwing a wet hot dog down a school hallway

in shape

smart

low self esteem

7/28/2008 2:36:19 PM

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"has to work out that vag so it doesnt feel like im throwing a wet hot dog down a school hallway"

considering your overuse of this cliche i'm beginning to think that you've just got an abnormally small pecker

7/28/2008 2:37:47 PM

and no, im not small and im not large.

i just like it tight.

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : x]

7/28/2008 2:38:42 PM

was on the wolfline yesterday and thought of this thread...i dont want a woman that paints her toenails because i think that shows she is too concerned about her appearance...i mean they are your fucking toes...

9/4/2008 12:31:39 AM

wow you lose.

9/4/2008 12:35:02 AM

and demin skirts are ok...

9/4/2008 12:36:25 AM

sometimes I think its hot to bang out a loose pussy

makes me feel like I've done my job right

anyways

9/4/2008 12:38:09 AM

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"i dont want a woman that paints her toenails because i think that shows she is too concerned about her appearance...i mean they are your fucking toes..."

dnl, some of us do this to make sure that our feet look feminine compared to our male counterparts...esp when the are sometimes as long (not as wide) as our guy friends.


^ ha! nick, you never cease to surprise me and thus make me LOL.

[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 12:40 AM. Reason : ]

9/4/2008 12:38:48 AM

An open minded smart ass.

9/4/2008 12:40:34 AM

sorry, its ok...just a personal preference

9/4/2008 12:41:07 AM

I'm just sayin'

I don't always need to feel like a "big man"
I guess I'm just more confident than most

9/4/2008 12:44:02 AM

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"likes hard rock/metal"

w00t!

9/4/2008 12:58:05 AM

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"An open minded smart ass."

yes.

9/4/2008 1:05:33 AM

bench press her body weight count?

9/23/2008 7:45:21 PM

should be real

9/23/2008 7:55:17 PM

at this point i'll take getting laid on the regular

9/23/2008 7:57:31 PM

She's got eyes that burn like cigarettes

9/23/2008 8:00:05 PM

attractive
intelligent
emotionally stable

You can pick 2

9/23/2008 8:11:09 PM

me.

9/23/2008 8:15:43 PM

three point one four

9/23/2008 8:17:26 PM

indeed sir...


we need to get a beer soon... its been too long..


and jo needs to have that ideal quality

9/23/2008 8:53:44 PM

i kinda want to find my post from this thread.

see if things have changed in the last few months.

9/23/2008 9:00:15 PM

hmmm

9/23/2008 9:06:22 PM

damn im a picky mother fucker

9/23/2008 9:14:00 PM

i learned that i'm not the girlfriend i thought I was. I actually am a little more high maintenance than I thought I was.

9/23/2008 9:15:15 PM

^You need to hook a girl up btw

9/23/2008 9:15:50 PM

^^you should date me i could keep you in line...
i promise...

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 9:16 PM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 9:16:15 PM

Needs to be okay with not being 'exclusive'

Bitch, I'll fuck who I want, when I want. If you have a problem with this, then you're not what I want in a girlfriend.

Ideally, she'll give better head than I do, and swallow, too.

9/23/2008 9:16:45 PM

My friend once said

1)favorite food are sandwiches
2)they can name their first kid Grizzly if its a boy

9/23/2008 9:23:03 PM

Right now I'm leaning towards:

1. A large penis.
2. A large penis.

9/23/2008 9:23:50 PM

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"2)they can name their first kid Grizzly if its a boy"

You know, we aren't even engaged, and have settled on the name for the first son

9/23/2008 9:25:06 PM

for her to shut up while football is on

9/23/2008 10:49:58 PM

intelligent
emotionally stable
some sense of reality
can live without daddy's credit card
attractive
domesticated
sexual
modern
open-minded
extrovert

a good singing voice and the ability to dance is also a plus

9/23/2008 10:51:21 PM

Happy.
Perky.
Cuddly.
Boobies.

9/23/2008 11:00:21 PM

money
vagina

9/23/2008 11:00:53 PM