If you had to pick a girl to fuck, who would it be?

10/23/2009 10:07:41 PM

I have one beer left. Should I drive out and get more?

Are dell laptop keyboards hard to replace? (I ordered the part, now I just need to take the damn thing apart.)

10/23/2009 10:09:48 PM

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"how're things?"

not very good right now - i have H1N1.

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"Are you an editor? Because you seem to be anal about grammar and punctuation. Hawt. "

nope, i just can't stand it when people do that shit - i feel the need to correct them.

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"If you had to pick a girl to fuck, who would it be?"

any girl? or just ones on here?

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"I have one beer left. Should I drive out and get more?"

the answer to this question is always yes.

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"Are dell laptop keyboards hard to replace? (I ordered the part, now I just need to take the damn thing apart.)"

not really.

10/23/2009 10:16:34 PM

On TWW and also anyone.

10/23/2009 10:17:32 PM

definitely gonna have to go with megan fox. i've always thought she was hot as fuck.

i mean, come on:

10/23/2009 10:20:11 PM

what is your favorite part about swallowing my SEMEN?

10/23/2009 10:21:23 PM

Good choice. But who's your TDub pick?

10/23/2009 10:21:52 PM

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"what is your favorite part about swallowing my SEMEN?"

it is THICK and BUTTERY

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"Good choice. But who's your TDub pick?"

meh, i'd rather not say. there are a couple

10/23/2009 10:22:43 PM

Do you have a dislike for me?

10/23/2009 10:23:52 PM

that's disgusting evan

talking about my thick, buttery, chunky, and green tinted semen is just disgusting

10/23/2009 10:23:59 PM

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"Do you have a dislike for me?"

nope - why do you ask?

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"that's disgusting evan talking about my thick, buttery, chunky, and green tinted semen is just disgusting"

the truth had to come out sometime, jeff.

10/23/2009 10:27:24 PM

Just curious.

10/23/2009 10:27:53 PM

What TWWer(s) have you hooked up with?

10/23/2009 10:28:53 PM

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"What TWWer(s) have you hooked up with?"

now that is something i am not at liberty to discuss.

(but honestly, it's only been one person... and i don't even remember what their username is, they have a very low post count)

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"Do you think the Scottish that are portrayed in Braveheart were probably smelly irl? They look like they would stink like fish guts and onion corn chips"

oh god yes. plus, they didn't really have showers back then, did they?

10/23/2009 10:30:22 PM

out of the TWWers that have posted on the last two pages of this thread, will you please rank order them going from who you like most to who you like least?

10/23/2009 10:30:45 PM

Do you think the Scottish that are portrayed in Braveheart were probably smelly irl? They look like they would stink like fish guts and onion corn chips.

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 10:32 PM. Reason : oh, you caught the edit. shucks]

10/23/2009 10:31:43 PM

The one TWWer you hooked up with, is it a he or she?

10/23/2009 10:34:25 PM

Cock fat.

10/23/2009 10:35:38 PM

What color hair does this person have that you hooked up with? Is it Ricky? I bet its Ricky.

10/23/2009 10:36:04 PM

Ricky.

Cock fat.

10/23/2009 10:37:36 PM

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"out of the TWWers that have posted on the last two pages of this thread, will you please rank order them going from who you like most to who you like least?"

disclaimer: if you're near the bottom of this list, it's because i just don't know you very well - there isn't really anyone on here i don't like.

EMCE
punchmonk
zorthage
thumper
lucyinthesky
saps852
SaabTurbo
synapse
miska
not dnl
bottombaby
BubbleBobble
ShinAntonio
khcadwal
IMStoned420
Jaybee1200
arcgreek
sawahash
tschudi
GGMon
GroundBeef

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"The one TWWer you hooked up with, is it a he or she?"

it's a she, and it was freshman year.

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"What color hair does this person have that you hooked up with? Is it Ricky? I bet its Ricky."

blonde
and oh lawd, i can only WISH it was ricky.

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"Ricky. Cock fat."

those were not questions, son

10/23/2009 10:38:46 PM

osnap

10/23/2009 10:39:47 PM

that's fucked up man

10/23/2009 10:40:09 PM

Hah, I'm not on that list son. Doesn't surprise me though considering how worthless you fuckers are.

10/23/2009 10:43:06 PM

Is that the list list of who you like, or like?

10/23/2009 10:43:41 PM

OH FUCK I DID FORGET YOU SON

ONE SECOND

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 10:44 PM. Reason : V that's probably why. i wouldn't intentionally skip over you, son.]

10/23/2009 10:43:57 PM

just a guess, but you probably aren't on the list because you didn't post until about 3 minutes before he posted the list...

10/23/2009 10:44:19 PM

I guess this isn't one of the last two pages son.

You stupid fuck.

10/23/2009 10:44:37 PM

well damn, maybe i should move you down... what did i ever do to you, son?

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"Is that the list list of who you like, or like? "

that's for me to know and you to find out

10/23/2009 10:45:28 PM

dude, you were posting while he was ranking his people. you hadn't posted when he saw EMCE's request, so you weren't in the original list he made. chill my friend. relax.

10/23/2009 10:46:32 PM

Have you d anyone to spread teh plague you have around?

10/23/2009 10:47:39 PM

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"Have you d anyone to spread teh plague you have around?"

not since i've been like sick sick. but i did someone tuesday night before i started feeling bad.

10/23/2009 10:48:31 PM

Do you want me to bring you the ingredients you need for Crock Pot Chicken Stew so you can make it yourself while you're homebound with the plague???

10/23/2009 10:48:42 PM

will you click this?

10/23/2009 10:48:43 PM

would you listen to me if I say to NOT click that?

10/23/2009 10:49:12 PM

Meh...it's medically relevant, and he goes into medicine, he'll see it.

reconstructive surgery after a necrotic rectum

10/23/2009 10:50:17 PM

hey Evan, where do I fit in your list, huh, huh?

10/23/2009 10:50:17 PM

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"Do you want me to bring you the ingredients you need for Crock Pot Chicken Stew so you can make it yourself while you're homebound with the plague???"

omg, that would be amazing.
i don't currently have a crock pot, though. would it work in a big pot on the stove if i keep it on low?

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"will you click this?"

i already made that mistake when you posted it in CB.

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"would you listen to me if I say to NOT click that?"

if you had told me to not click it when it was posted in CB, then... probably still no.
i'm inquisitive. (this will eventually bring about my demise)

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"hey Evan, where do I fit in your list, huh, huh?"

you did not post before EMCE's request; therefore, i cannot include you in the list.
thank you for your inquiry, and we hope to have the opportunity to serve you again in the future.

10/23/2009 10:50:18 PM

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"dude, you were posting while he was ranking his people. you hadn't posted when he saw EMCE's request, so you weren't in the original list he made. chill my friend. relax."

I wasn't ever unrelaxed, but I mean, he quoted me in the same post in which he had the list of names. Then below that he told me I had not posted on the last two pages of this thread. He had to be called out on that unfortunately son.

10/23/2009 10:51:36 PM

he quoted you after he originally posted the list, and edited with the ghost edit.

10/23/2009 10:52:15 PM

ok well i'll do it for you. i'm at the top, everyone. deal.

10/23/2009 10:52:25 PM

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"if you had told me to not click it when it was posted in CB, then... probably still no. i'm inquisitive. (this will eventually bring about my demise)"

When will you learn, in regards to her? Hell, I'm starting to...

10/23/2009 10:52:37 PM

yes; if you haven't noticed, i make extensive use of the ghost edit, son.

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"ok well i'll do it for you. i'm at the top, everyone. deal."

whatever you say, poopface.

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"When will you learn, in regards to her? Hell, I'm starting to..."

never.

10/23/2009 10:52:42 PM

I saw that before he said that I had not posted, but whatever son.

I'm not saying it wasn't ghost edited in, I'm just saying you told me I hadn't posted after you ghost edited that in.

10/23/2009 10:53:16 PM

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"i don't currently have a crock pot, though. would it work in a big pot on the stove if i keep it on low?"

i have a crock pot i can bring you, along with the ingredients. i am feeling exceptionally charitable right now. will you be home all day tomorrow?

10/23/2009 10:53:23 PM

Anyway, I say fuck you to thumper and the rest of you are cool son.

10/23/2009 10:54:28 PM

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"i have a crock pot i can bring you, along with the ingredients. i am feeling exceptionally charitable right now. will you be home all day tomorrow?"

yes, i don't exactly feel like going anywhere.
if you could do that, you would be my hero forever and ever and ever.
i already <3 you, but this is just... amazing.

10/23/2009 10:54:43 PM

is lizrock18 hot?

if so, will you place her on the list if she promises to touch my dangly parts?

if not, will you just make her touch my dangly parts?

10/23/2009 10:55:18 PM

well then, i think i'll do that for you. but i'm not wasting printer ink on you. i'ma email you the recipe and probably deliver by 10am so you can get it cooking and have it for dinner

10/23/2009 10:55:50 PM

people stopped asking me questions...


anyway, Evan, how would you say your German skills are?

10/23/2009 10:56:13 PM