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5/26/2009 9:49:19 AM

yes. indeed this is page 11

6/5/2009 1:38:03 PM

what is your favorite number?

6/5/2009 1:45:32 PM

69

i kid i kid. it's 8

6/5/2009 1:47:02 PM

should i shower before work? i mean i know the answer to this question. but i don't wanna.

6/5/2009 1:51:36 PM

it depends. do you stink? are you planning to do anything after work that would require you to be clean?

6/5/2009 1:53:06 PM

yes i probably stink because i went out last night

and got soaked in the rain

ugh. but i'm not doing anything particularly fascinating after work except going to the fresh market. but i need to shower. boo.

6/5/2009 1:58:33 PM

i shower every morning mainly because it helps me wake up. And I will shower after work if I am expecting to get some booty.

6/5/2009 3:26:16 PM

papa smurf dje can I lick yo ass?

6/5/2009 3:26:51 PM

why would you kill me if i'm up against sarose?

6/5/2009 3:27:39 PM

^^ LMAO

Good piece of business.

6/5/2009 3:28:09 PM

Quote :

"dje can I lick yo ass?"

as long as your hubby says it's ok, and as long as he licks my GF's

Quote :

"why would you kill me if i'm up against sarose?"

I wouldn't

6/5/2009 3:39:31 PM

but you did on page 7

6/5/2009 3:39:55 PM

do you still do the cha-cha thingie? how is that working out for you

6/5/2009 3:43:19 PM

I do, but not as much as I used to since I am back to work. I still love it. Good for gas/beer money.

6/5/2009 3:44:59 PM

vicodin is kicking in, so let's do this

6/11/2009 9:07:07 PM

Are you ever gonna get married (again)?

6/11/2009 9:07:54 PM

Not sure. I really want kids, but marriage doesn't necessarily have to be a part of that equation.

6/11/2009 9:09:57 PM

inspired by your post in another thread...

It has come to my attention that your balls are smooth. How often do you shave them? Aren't you at all worried about cutting the sac?

6/22/2009 11:47:25 AM

I don't have a set schedule, I just shave down there when it starts getting prickly. If the GF is out of town, I let it go until the day she gets back. Typically I would probably say once a week? Maybe more depending on special occasions.

And no, I'm not worried about cutting my sack. I have my method mastered, and I have never even come close to cutting it.

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 11:50 AM. Reason : a]

6/22/2009 11:49:50 AM

do you use a razor or trimmers?

6/22/2009 11:55:47 AM

There's nothing like having your balls as smooth as eggs.

6/22/2009 12:03:01 PM

razor. it never gets long enough to require trimmers

6/22/2009 12:09:25 PM

please describe this technique

6/22/2009 12:10:15 PM

did you ever go?

6/22/2009 12:11:09 PM

lol. i just shave my balls the same way I shave my chin. You just have to stretch the skin out a little

6/22/2009 12:11:25 PM

hmmmm...i must try this

6/22/2009 12:12:05 PM

I thought that was pretty much the only technique.

6/22/2009 12:12:59 PM

i've never tried it so i have no technique

6/22/2009 12:16:38 PM

Eww nigga you hairy

6/22/2009 12:17:54 PM

i trim but never shaved. but yes i am hairy!!

6/22/2009 12:29:46 PM

Quote :

"did you ever go? "

I never got my coupon.

6/22/2009 1:06:21 PM

^

7/23/2009 11:38:51 AM

2 tylenols with codeine and 6 beers so far, so let's do this. make it good TWW

7/24/2009 11:01:48 PM

are you going to profess your love to me?

7/24/2009 11:02:46 PM

i have to kick the tires before i buy the car, if you know what I mean

7/24/2009 11:04:28 PM

7/24/2009 11:04:53 PM

7/24/2009 11:06:01 PM

How has life been in lactard world for ya?

7/24/2009 11:07:32 PM

no complaints. I was never much of a milk drinker anyway. Although the other day I had a case of the splatters after a dinner that included sour cream, cheese, and milk.

it was okay though, because the dinner was hot as fuck

7/24/2009 11:09:51 PM

i think i am a lactard now too

i have to take a pill before i eat cheese

i love cheese

in other news. lets say a relatively attractive girl showed up at your house and was like "fuck me now" would you be like a) "sorry i have a girlfriend" b) "ok but lets make this quick" or c) "your wish is my command"

8/26/2009 12:50:03 PM

I, too, am a lactard.

Where are you going on your next vacation?

8/26/2009 12:52:25 PM

^Hmmmmm. Well I have actually taken more time off this summer than I have in years. Went to the mountains for a weekend and to Myrtle for 4 days.

I guess the closest thing to my next vacation will be Raleigh for the NCSU/Murray State game. And I am going to Michigan for the Michigan State / Penn State game in November. One of my best friends is at MSU getting his MBA, and my dad was a HUUUUUUGE PSU fan. It was always his dream to go see them play PSU at PSU, so it's kind of a tribute to pops.

Quote :

"in other news. lets say a relatively attractive girl showed up at your house and was like "fuck me now" would you be like a) "sorry i have a girlfriend" b) "ok but lets make this quick" or c) "your wish is my command""

a. and I would have the same response even if she was a supermodel

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : a]

8/26/2009 12:55:15 PM

wow that is some serious commitment

so are you going to propose to this lady?

8/26/2009 12:59:13 PM

no, I just don't cheat. never have, never will. if i want different pussy, then i wouldn't be in a relationship

8/26/2009 1:00:07 PM

sad i thought there was going to be a wedding in the future!

why no wedding?

AND what if it was a supermodel. would you be like "hey let me call my girlfriend?" and then call her, break up and then have sex with the supermodel? what if it was jessica biel?

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 1:01 PM. Reason : .]

8/26/2009 1:00:35 PM

I'm not saying never, but we haven't even been together for a year yet.

SLOW DOWN SISTER!

And no......but I may call her and ask her for permission. If it was a famous chick, she'd probably let me do it. just like I would let her if one of her famous crushes were to want to bwn her.

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 1:02 PM. Reason : a]

8/26/2009 1:01:23 PM

^ Which famous crushes would you let your gf bwn?

8/26/2009 1:03:53 PM

She's really into Josh Dumall and Mathhew McCauhahey (sp), so those 2 for sure.

But she is also into Jeff from Big Brother, and there is no way I would let her bwn that douchebag. (unless of course I got to bwn Jordan as a trade)

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 1:05 PM. Reason : a]

8/26/2009 1:04:57 PM

ohhh yea that is a good arrangement. maybe you could call and ask her permission and then MAYBE everyone could have their way and it could be a famous person 3 some! that is probably what i would want to do if my bf was going to get to bwn a famous chick.

well good to see that you are rational. it seems like EVERYONE is getting engaged. i can name like 5 couples that are recently engaged and didn't date for a whole year. shit is nuts. meanwhile i'm over here in my 4 year relationship nowhere close to engagement. but i'm not mad about it. i just turned 25! what is the rush! maybe if i was like 42 i'd be like, oh shit.

and my 22 year old cousin who got married at 20 and dropped out of college is having a baby. her husband has yet to graduate from college.

does anyone think anymore!?!?!?!?

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 1:06 PM. Reason : .]

8/26/2009 1:05:24 PM