Quote :

"I, too, fucked a fat chick, but then I fucked a hot skinny chick the next day to make up for it."

11/11/2009 12:26:22 PM

Quote :

"I understand where that guy is coming from. I haven't been able to make my s.o. come form a blowjob and I've been trying to 2 1/2 years... and trust me, I know what I'm doing. He said that just doesn't do it for him.. *le sigh.* "

11/11/2009 12:27:33 PM

I will accept confessions!

Quote :

"I was sleeping with someone else during the whole last serious relationship I was in. I felt bad about it at first, but I don't anymore."

11/11/2009 12:27:59 PM

Quote :

"I don't know the names of all the guys I've had sex with. "

11/11/2009 12:28:02 PM

I want confessions, people

11/11/2009 12:28:32 PM

Quote :

"I some times post on craiglist pretending to be a girl who wants to have a guy dress me up in his daughter's clothes, call me her name and have sex with me on her bed. My inbox is always filled within minutes of the post with guys up for this with daughters whose ages range from 10 to 25-26. i some times do other things like this on CL to get an idea of what people's real sexual boundaries are. What I have learned is once you throw in anonymity there are no boundaries."

i hope that is made up

11/11/2009 12:29:11 PM

Quote :

"My best friend doesn't know that I've seen his wife naked. Neither does she. "

11/11/2009 12:29:17 PM

Quote :

"I get jealous of a lot of the girls on tww. "

11/11/2009 12:30:16 PM

send me confessions people....I've been sending out a lot, some people know my whole life story now.

11/11/2009 12:31:11 PM

Quote :

"I understand the pain of these blowjob ladies. My current S.O. told me he's never gotten off by bj before and the only reason I believe him is because it takes me AT LEAST an hour to make him go. Talk about lock jaw! "

LOL at all the confessions i get related to the original Blowjob 3

11/11/2009 12:31:23 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes I wonder how many guys on TWW would fuck me. then I think about how many of them I would fuck and I'm like ew no thanks"

11/11/2009 12:32:42 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes I wonder if I don't get the whole 'OMG a gurl' thing on here because I'm not an attention whore, or if I'm just not cute enough."

11/11/2009 12:32:50 PM

^^haha, "the odds are good but the goods are odd"

11/11/2009 12:33:50 PM

Quote :

"The person I most want to send my confession to is theDuke866 because I feel like he can't possibly be the great bitter douchebag as I envision him to be. "

11/11/2009 12:33:58 PM

Quote :

"I used to have a huge opiate addiction "

11/11/2009 12:33:59 PM

Quote :

"My favorite sex is absolute, forceful domination of the girl."

11/11/2009 12:34:27 PM

I need some confessions people!

lol! nvm

Quote :

"I spend $50 a month to get a Brazilian wax even though I haven't gotten laid in forever. "

Good for you!

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:36 PM. Reason : word!]

11/11/2009 12:35:33 PM

Quote :

"I feel like the only reason I get any attention from guys is because I have big boobs. without them I don't think a single guy would bother with me. and that is kind of sucky."

More confessions plz and thx... I want entertainment with my lunch

11/11/2009 12:36:59 PM

Quote :

"you could get it "

hell yea

11/11/2009 12:37:02 PM

Quote :

"With all this blowjob talk, I'm feeling pretty damn good that I can get my guy off pretty quickly and w/o fail every time I go down on him. Maybe I should teach a class. "

hahahaha

*high five*

11/11/2009 12:37:04 PM

Quote :

"A neighbor asked if he could come over to my place to meet my dog so that my dog would stop barking at him. I don't know if the guy is using this as an excuse to chat, or if my dog is really bothering him."

11/11/2009 12:38:27 PM

Quote :

"just reading the words forceful domination gets me wet "

11/11/2009 12:38:33 PM

haha @ the dog barking stuff

he probably wants your stupid fucking mutt to shut up; control your animal already

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 12:39:02 PM

Quote :

"From the age of 21 until I was 25 none of the sex I had was while I was sober. "

Quote :

"the last couple of guys I had sex with were hot, but I knew I didn't want to date them. I just want to meet a guy who has brains and a hot bod. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:40 PM. Reason : wow!]

11/11/2009 12:39:18 PM

Quote :

"i don't know you, but you have a picture in your photo gallery that i took. "

Word

11/11/2009 12:40:40 PM

This thread is making me horny.

11/11/2009 12:40:52 PM

Quote :

"I think God is one of the biggest douchebags I have ever experienced "

11/11/2009 12:41:22 PM

haha who was that

11/11/2009 12:41:35 PM

Quote :

"Despite coming off as arrogant, I have huge self-esteem issues and suffer from an overdeveloped case of shyness. "

11/11/2009 12:41:52 PM

Quote :

"This thread is making me horny"

11/11/2009 12:41:56 PM

Quote :

"I want to move and was looking at the city my ex lives in. I love it there and have no desire to see her but I wonder if I'm lying to myself. "

Off for food, no more confessions

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:44 PM. Reason : k]

11/11/2009 12:43:43 PM

Quote :

"There are quite a few people from tww that I would want to punch in the face if I saw them in person."

Quote :

"my job is extremely boring and unchallengeing but is extremely secure... like a security blanket that pays (not well)... "

Quote :

"I leaked that photo of lucyinthesky flashing her boob."

Quote :

"I dated a girl once and once it got to the point where I knew I was over her and we were destined to breakup I would take enjoyment thrusting in when she wasn't even wet during sex. The more she would wince the more I enjoyed it. It was clearly a domination thing, and at this stage I find it pretty fucked up."

Quote :

"i'm about to go rub one out, and it's all because of this thread. "

jesus people

11/11/2009 12:45:51 PM

apparently everyone on tww needs a little sexual something today

11/11/2009 12:48:12 PM

need some confessions

11/11/2009 12:48:33 PM

^3 The 2nd to last one is um.. wow

Quote :

"My ex of 2.5 years had commitment issues, so I dumped him in March. He's texted me once every 2 weeks since then to get together for lunch or dinner or drinks. I keep blowing him off. So, last week I found out that he got a random hobag pregnant after 3 wks of hooking up. She moved in with him and they're having the baby. Ironic for a guy with commitment issues. His friends say it seems really sketchy and they don't think it's his and that she's notorious for entrapment. He doesn't know that I know. And he keeps asking me out to dinner/drinks. What a manwhore. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:48 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 12:48:37 PM

Quote :

"My house has fleas"

11/11/2009 12:48:56 PM

^^i know who that is

11/11/2009 12:49:27 PM

woke up to some!!!

Quote :

"When I'm here, I end up fapping multiple times each night to pass the time because I don't want to think about being here. "

Quote :

"i have a thing for gingers. and i dont like it "

Quote :

"I recently got a new roommate and was complaining and sharing horror stories of a past roommate and her boyfriend that lived with us. He was a Green Beret and she was psychotic and a gold digger. Literally a day or so after I tell my new roommate this, I find that he was killed in action while serving in Afghanistan. "

11/11/2009 12:49:29 PM

Quote :

""I leaked that photo of lucyinthesky flashing her boob.""

Um, God, that's not a confession. It's common knowledge.

11/11/2009 12:50:24 PM

I'm gonna bet that 90% of these are dudes PMing non-random girls saying things to try and impress them, 9% girls trying to get attention and secretly hoping someone will post their username attached to it and the other 1% legit confessions.

And I haven't read it yet, but I'll scan it now.

11/11/2009 12:50:25 PM

Quote :

"i had a dream in which i made out with my female manager at work. she is very attractive. now i don't know whether to feel awkward or turned on when i see her. i think i might be a little gay..."

11/11/2009 12:57:38 PM

Quote :

"sometimes when people tell me things i don't understand i pretend like i know what they are talking about so they don't think i'm stupid. "

11/11/2009 12:57:48 PM

Quote :

"I'm probably going to get [breast implants]."

11/11/2009 12:57:57 PM

post

11/11/2009 12:58:53 PM

Quote :

"My confession: I was the gunman on the grassy knoll "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 1:03 PM. Reason : no]

11/11/2009 12:59:17 PM

every single confession I have sent out (7-10 now) has been 100% true, and in no way an attempt at impressing the opposite sex

11/11/2009 1:00:44 PM

Quote :

"I had this terrible problem of neglecting friends when I started dating someone... ...lost a ton of good friends / potential romantic relationships because of it... I regret it everyday and wonder what things would be like if I hadn't gotten married. "

11/11/2009 1:03:04 PM

i will come back to this when i am done with organic in an hour.

i expect my inbox to have at least 3 more confessions for me

also all of my confessions have been true too.

11/11/2009 1:03:24 PM

Alright people.... I want more confessions when I get back later......

GOOD ONES.

11/11/2009 1:04:26 PM

mine were true

11/11/2009 1:04:52 PM