I like the shorties. I've dated a couple of really tall, hot women, but I prefer the short ones.

12/11/2011 10:03:37 PM

im open to about anything really, not a picky person when it comes to 'type'


as long as she's cute and fun and not a bitch

12/11/2011 11:00:20 PM

oh hay there dharney

12/11/2011 11:10:28 PM

12/11/2011 11:36:11 PM

How you doin??

12/11/2011 11:52:27 PM

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ac3tylch0lin3

12/12/2011 2:44:41 AM

^^you know they call me white chocolate

12/12/2011 8:56:51 AM

i'm 5'11" and I dated a girl who was 6'0".

Kissing was nice. It is different. Less effort in fact.

I also dated one girl who was under 5'. I'm basically sure that the height had nothing to do with the quality of those relationships. And I still think it's shallow to be more or less interested in someone based on height, aside from outright physically awkward cases. A woman being taller than you should not qualify as physically awkward.

12/12/2011 9:14:07 AM

To be honest, I love tall guys and I think it comes down to the fact that I feel more protected and safe with them. Not sure why. I've dated a spectrum of heights and I always feel more comforted with the tall guys. Current guy is really tall and I love it!

12/12/2011 12:57:38 PM

Awkward moment of the day:


That second you realize the profile link you just clicked on is your ex girlfriend.

And yeah, they show visitors.

1/6/2012 1:06:01 AM

d'oh

1/6/2012 3:34:20 AM

im pretty sure my roomie met the guy she's currently dating on okcupid...but she hasn't told me.

she's decent looking, too. i wouldnt be disappointed getting setup with her if was going this route.

1/6/2012 7:29:52 AM

Quote :

"I also dated one girl who was under 5'. I'm basically sure that the height had nothing to do with the quality of those relationships. And I still think it's shallow to be more or less interested in someone based on height, aside from outright physically awkward cases. A woman being taller than you should not qualify as physically awkward."

short girls are where its at when you're tall. although short is a relative term, so that makes it anything shorter than me

1/6/2012 12:29:42 PM

Gah

Message I got this morning:

Quote :

"I love your pics....I would love to have sex with you....I'm a white guy, 22 years old. I want a no strings hookup with a black girl. Let me know if interested and I'll send you some pics..."

I responded with "You've got to be kidding"

1/9/2012 10:16:31 AM

i most certainly was not

1/9/2012 10:17:53 AM

i thought you'd find it to be cute and romantic. Next time send me ur #

1/9/2012 10:18:32 AM

ahahaha

the only thing on his profile under his summary is:

Quote :

"looking for a cougar...college student..."

1/9/2012 10:18:52 AM

^^^damn beat me to it

[Edited on January 9, 2012 at 10:19 AM. Reason : ^]

1/9/2012 10:18:57 AM

You can send me a message

1/9/2012 10:24:40 AM

still deciding if i should set up that serious or fake profile

1/9/2012 10:53:31 AM

^ For inspiration, I thought this was a good quip:

Quote :

"I might be creepy looking, but my personality is far worse."

1/9/2012 11:22:21 AM

this dude in garner has made about 10 different profiles in the last 3 months and has messaged me from each one...saying the same shit over and over...


each saying he's brand new to online dating and just made his profile today...

he's sorta scary

1/21/2012 9:29:44 PM

lol

[Edited on January 21, 2012 at 9:30 PM. Reason : ]

1/21/2012 9:30:19 PM

people who suck at online dating

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1/21/2012 9:35:02 PM

I didn't know dnl moved to garner

1/21/2012 9:39:52 PM

I get messages from hot people who live too far away. Or ugly people that live close by.

1/22/2012 1:28:57 PM

post

1/22/2012 1:31:32 PM

^great success?

[Edited on January 22, 2012 at 2:19 PM. Reason : ]

1/22/2012 2:13:45 PM

kinda forgot about okc for a while. Now I'm back on and it seems to be sucking hours out of my life. But this is what usually happens:

Feel a need for a changeup of the usual lineup of guys I keep around so I:
Spend hours checking out hot guys on OKC
Message 4-5 people
Get ~ 3 replies
Get about 10 messages from random people
Reply to ~2 of those
From those 5 usually go on dates w/ ~3 of them
Sleep with 1 of them
Decide 1 is a sufficient increase to my fwb's pool and get tired of all the time OKC is taking up.
Quit OKC for about 3 months.

Rinse and repeat.

Once in a blue moon I'll meet someone and end up with a 3 month relationship out of it.

It's about blue moon time, so we'll see what happens this go round.

1/22/2012 3:16:35 PM

it's the circle of life!

1/22/2012 3:19:29 PM

Ooh ooh! We should post our Dating Persona result!

My most recent attempt landed me Genghis Khunt (Random Brutal Sex Master).

1/22/2012 3:25:19 PM

wat

1/22/2012 3:26:15 PM

Quote :

"Genghis Khunt"

LAWL

Also, I have an account ,but I never get any interest and my quiver matches are usually so I don't check it very often.

1/22/2012 3:39:34 PM

Quote :

"So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain—riding your way to conquest after conquest. Your sexual avarice is legendary. You’ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies. Personality-wise, you’re carefree and relatively easy-going. You don’t plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the ‘brutal’ tag we’ve given you. But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you’ll be fine. There’s nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot."

1/22/2012 3:44:15 PM

so if a girl says she doesn't want it to seem like she's ignoring me and she'll get back to me after work and expresses initial interest... how long do I wait to send a message again?

1/24/2012 5:41:32 PM

You send her dick pics every hour on the hour until she replies.

1/24/2012 5:43:46 PM

^^ 3 days.

1/24/2012 5:47:44 PM

Ahhhhh I got another message....

First message was "Love your eyes"...so I said thanks even though I'm totally not interested, but I'm not a complete bitch.

Second message was:

Quote :

"Well I jus moved here from Baltimore two weeks ago tomarrow jus trying to meet some one new.. I've been single for about a yr. I've gotting out of a 10yr. relationship left me a bit heart broking.. now Im trying to bounce back & meet new people. new to this online dating trying to learn about dating all over again...... wow.....lol "

way to throw out your life history with fantastic grammar and spelling

1/24/2012 5:49:59 PM

Quote :

"Why do women say they want tall guys? Why does height have anything to do with attractiveness? In a biological sense, you're actually looking for someone who will cheat on you."

Because they want to believe they're the one whose personality vagina was so awesome he didn't need anything else. It is an ego thing.

Same reason ugly/old guys with money have hot trophy wives . . . because they can.

1/24/2012 6:09:13 PM

Quote :

"I get messages from hot people who live too far away."

Maybe those are bots.

1/24/2012 6:14:15 PM

I don't mean Michigan or Florida. For me, 45min to an hour away is too far to bother trying to date someone.

1/24/2012 7:28:52 PM

A buddy of mine who I keep informed of girls I talked to or dated on okc or match decided to prank the shit outta me. He took pictures of every girl that rejected my ass and put them on a deck of cards. 52 different girls that I met/messaged/chatted with and they completely blew me off. He made his face on the joker card. It was epic awesome and super embarrassing at the same time. Man I'm terrible w women

1/24/2012 11:59:25 PM

If any girls in these pictures are regular posters here, or you know these people, totally sorry, not my doing. But it's not like you would've gone out w/me anyways, right?

not all of these girls are from online dating. A few I asked out irl and they also rejected me. Good times.







[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 12:15 AM. Reason : x]

1/25/2012 12:03:27 AM

XXXXXXXXXX

1/25/2012 12:12:38 AM

^^ can jack of clubs there really afford to be that picky...?

1/25/2012 12:15:29 AM

the next person to post a fucking imageshack link on TWW should get sent to time out. How long have we known that they don't allow hotlinking? How long have these idiots continued to post links from there?

1/25/2012 12:16:09 AM

^^lol idk. Chances are she prob just met someone else and decided to go that route. Just didn't bother to let me know

^prob solved dude

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 12:17 AM. Reason : adsf]

1/25/2012 12:16:45 AM

trick ass bitches

1/25/2012 12:22:00 AM

Quote :

"But it's not like you would've gone out w/me anyways, right? not all of these girls are from online dating. A few I asked out irl and they also rejected me. Good times."

This is one of the biggest "what the fuck?" moments I've seen on TWW in a long time.

1/25/2012 12:22:52 AM

one of my favorites is the girl I met irl, asked out on a date, and she she stood me up, cold. Like i was waiting at the restaurant, had received a text from her just before i got there. About 20 minutes go by and one of her friends who happened to be downtown at the time came up to me to let me know she wasn't coming. That was an interesting day

1/25/2012 12:25:18 AM