i had to agree to wash the dishes to get her to go to the store though

8/29/2010 8:18:16 PM

i tried to get my dad to drink one this weekend, after we'd been day drinking all day then martinis with dinner

final results: he did not, i drank two, ended up puking off of bogue inlet pier at 4am

tried to convince the fisherman that saw it i was chumming for him

he was not amused

8/29/2010 8:52:15 PM

i started with the grape

not too bad going down

bad after taste

already feeling a decent buzz

8/29/2010 8:54:44 PM

My review of Four Loko Blue Raspberry:

Looks: A rich blue color about the shade of an emerald. a fluffy light blue head that quickly becomes a periwinkle film, leaving vertical tracks of blue lace. Fairly translucent with a bit of visible carbonation.

Smells: like raspberry cheesecake. The heavy character of blackberries and sweet raspberries, with brandy and some butter mixed in. A hint of tartness and a nice yet subtle funkiness that gives it a more substantial flavor than just the fruit.

Tastes: like a sweet tart. Tons of raspberries, boysenberry syrup and honey. Super sweet and very girly, with a biting tang that grips the sides of the tongue and builds to almost unbearable levels as I drink. Strong influences of malt alcohol, but with almost a lambic backbone.

Feels: like syrupy sparkling wine. Light carbonation peppers the tongue, with a fuller body than I expected. Overall a good mouthfeel that fizzles out a bit in the end.

Drinks: It changes the chemistry of my mouth to something thats pretty amazing. My spit becomes delicious, my teeth feel tickled and my lips go numb. The refreshing fruitiness and the enticing sourness just keep me coming. Beer-thirty can be very early in the day with this drink. Heck, I could drink this with breakfast. Yum.

8/29/2010 8:58:49 PM

Quote :

"A rich blue color about the shade of an emerald."

???

8/29/2010 9:13:43 PM

fruit punch

yes

8/29/2010 9:15:50 PM

Did I type Emerald? I meant to type sapphire.

8/29/2010 9:17:05 PM

just cracked open the fruit punch. tastes a lot better. maybe it's b/c i'm already fairly drunk.

8/29/2010 10:02:22 PM

good gracious this is fuciing amazing

8/29/2010 10:07:58 PM

Fucking worst shit ever. Wouldn't expect anything different from the natty light drinker tho

8/29/2010 10:12:00 PM

fuck you natty light is water that gets you drunk

8/29/2010 10:12:39 PM

Lol.

8/29/2010 10:14:15 PM

Every time I drink more than 1 loko at night, I can drift off to a nice drunk sleep easily enough, but then the alcohol wears off faster than the caffeine so I wake up like 3 hours later

8/29/2010 10:17:00 PM

i have finished 2 of these i about 3 hrs or something fuck idk i'm drunk as hell

fucking unbelievable

8/29/2010 11:00:00 PM

fucucjkckckckck

8/29/2010 11:27:29 PM

yeah bro you just drank a 12 pack

8/29/2010 11:30:57 PM

lol

i feel fantastic

8/29/2010 11:39:24 PM

My tummy hurts. Reminds me of pina colada in high school.

Ima stick to bud products

8/29/2010 11:42:57 PM

i will be doing this again

8/30/2010 12:15:54 AM

i'm never drinking those fucking things again

couldn't sleep at all and i was actually hungover before i was even sober if that makes any sense

fuck those with a spiky stick

8/30/2010 5:44:22 AM

^ its crucial to one drink only one four loko then switch to beer

8/30/2010 6:27:22 AM

i don't care. i'm never drinking that shit again

8/30/2010 6:29:46 AM

best combination of back to back posts in this thread so far

8/30/2010 7:36:51 AM

couple weeks ago I drank a four loko and a half before going to a club, hated the club and hated life so i drank red bull & vodkas all night.

I believe I was eventually the drunkest I have ever been.

8/30/2010 7:51:30 AM

hahahah i'm laughing so hard imagining NRR just sitting at home drinking lokos all day.

and then at pshoes throwing up b/c his dad wouldn't drink his. and then some more at NRR.

thanks for the good start to the day guys.

8/30/2010 7:58:38 AM

i drank 2 of those bastards in like 3 hrs

i hate myself this morning

i'm gonna pour the other two down the drain

[Edited on August 30, 2010 at 8:07 AM. Reason : i think i only slept like 45 mins last night]

8/30/2010 8:06:24 AM

don't do that!

8/30/2010 8:10:52 AM

you're welcome to come get them

fo free

8/30/2010 8:12:42 AM

Why would I grind my feet into another man's couch?

Yeah I remember grinding my feet in his couch.

8/30/2010 8:38:26 AM

Quote :

"i'm gonna pour the other two down the drain "

i did that couple weeks ago! never gonna drink lokos again

8/30/2010 9:59:51 AM

Hahahaha, I called it

Quote :

"Every time I drink more than 1 loko at night, I can drift off to a nice drunk sleep easily enough, but then the alcohol wears off faster than the caffeine so I wake up like 3 hours later"

It's crucial to only drink 1 loko, and drink it early in the evening, when you still plan on being up for at least the next 4-5 hours.

[Edited on August 30, 2010 at 11:17 AM. Reason : or drink them during the day on the weekend]

8/30/2010 11:15:07 AM

Don't say I didn't fuckin tell ya. I tried to sleep and ended up wide wake till 345.
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8/30/2010 11:19:24 AM

Four Loko is the devil

8/30/2010 1:18:50 PM

I drank one of the watermelon ones earlier. BY FAR the best I have had, though still not great.

8/31/2010 4:22:29 AM

my roomie drinks this shit now.

8/31/2010 5:31:45 AM

Quote :

"mmmmmmmmmm! Four Loko Cappuccino (sweetened strong coffee with malted milk, and a touch of cinnamon) Four Loko Espresso (lightly sweetened strong black coffee; extra caffeine) Four Loko Mocha Latte (like an extra chocolatey Mudslide) Four Loko Coffee Latte (like a White Russian) 24oz. 12% ABV < $3 Shit is so good."

Quote :

"Never seen or heard of any of these, did you just make them up?"

Sadly, yes.

8/31/2010 3:38:01 PM

I will get around to trying one of these one day. From the sound of it I should make it a friday or saturday as to not make work the next day hell.

8/31/2010 4:31:39 PM

Quote :

"my roomie drinks this shit now."

You dumb.

8/31/2010 4:34:31 PM

I had an episode on these last night. I bought two when I went to get gas, raspberry lemonade and fruit punch.

I had only a small tuna sandwich to eat all day.

At about 5 I started on the raspberry lemonade, I was not a big fan of the 'raspberry' flavoring but I got it down and I felt pretty darn good. Then I started drinking the fruit punch, which tasted much better. This is where it starts to get fuzzy..

I was standing talking to some people through the whole drink, but very soon after I was laying down on the ground. I got up and threw up a good portion of the fruit punch, and went to go lay down on the stairs out back for a few hours til my girlfriend and her mom showed up at about 9pm. Drank water, more throwing up. They got me back home and my body was very cold, I layed down on the couch semi conscious while my girlfriend kept my ears warm and watched TV.

I was awake until 6am, just laying there with my eyes closed watching cartoon network (some weird shit on there). I think I got a few winks of sleep but had to get up to get my van when my girlfriend went to school. Felt like shit all day, finally got to sleep at about 1pm and slept up to about 30 minutes ago.

Drank plenty of water but just pissed for the first time of the day, amber fire.

DO NOT DRINK 2 ON AN EMPTY STOMACH

8/31/2010 6:02:38 PM

where is the closest place to campus to get watermelon?

8/31/2010 6:47:48 PM

watermelon is icky

8/31/2010 6:49:17 PM

it is WAY better than cranberry-lemonade, lemonade, and orange

i haven't tried the fruit punch yet

8/31/2010 6:51:22 PM

blue raspberry, yo. do it.

8/31/2010 6:52:33 PM

i think i would definitely prefer fruit punch, blue raspberry, or orange if it tastes like sparks

8/31/2010 6:55:33 PM

Well i hope the bp up the road has blue raspberry, fruit punch, or watermelon. Maybe I should go to college beverage or wolf mart.

8/31/2010 7:00:36 PM

peace st market has 7 flavors

8/31/2010 7:48:17 PM

Went to College Beverage. They have a decent selection. I got blue raspberry. It has taken the lead as the best flavor I have tried so far. Watermelon is a close second.

8/31/2010 8:12:51 PM

Can we delete this thread?

I talked so much shit about these things. And then I drank three of them, got drunk, and tried to brag about it here.

8/31/2010 8:18:33 PM

^Not until I have a few

8/31/2010 8:30:53 PM

Gonna give these a whirl tonight.. if you never hear from me again you will know why haha

9/3/2010 2:34:21 PM