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I'm in if JTMONEYNCSU is in

5/25/2008 2:13:39 AM

for the next page

craptastic ftw


im not in, its 2:15, ive been screwin around this whole time...plus im trying to stop drinking for like a month(if thats possible) and going anywhere tonight is only gonna make me drink

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:14 AM. Reason : f]

5/25/2008 2:13:43 AM

I have some vanilla burnett's haha

if you mix it with ginger ale it tastes like cream soda

5/25/2008 2:14:24 AM

5/25/2008 2:14:38 AM

HEY DID YOU IKNOW YOUR ANME RESEMBLES THAT OF A FLOWER LOLOL

5/25/2008 2:14:46 AM

ANME

5/25/2008 2:15:11 AM

I have xanax and beer, you know you want xanax and beer jtmoney

5/25/2008 2:15:14 AM

lol nah. i want bed and sleep soon i guess. you guys are nuts if you go through with this...

although i hope you all do, so i can hear some stories

5/25/2008 2:16:11 AM

^don't be a bitch, you know you want to hang out with MEEEEEEEEEEE

someone come pick me up and I'll hang

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:16 AM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 2:16:26 AM

I GOTS AMPHETAMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES WOOOOO BOOY

5/25/2008 2:16:27 AM

lame

5/25/2008 2:16:29 AM

IF JTMONEYHIS NOT IN THEN IM OUT

I WANTED TO SEE HIS PEEPPEEE

5/25/2008 2:17:09 AM

5/25/2008 2:17:27 AM

lol then im def not in hahaha

5/25/2008 2:18:16 AM

way to ruin it evan

5/25/2008 2:18:39 AM

JK I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR PEEEEEPEE

LOL

OR DO I

OR DONT I


I DONT KNOW

5/25/2008 2:18:50 AM

YOUVE PLANTED THE SEED OF DOUBT!

5/25/2008 2:19:07 AM

I PLANTEED SEED ALRIGHT




TOMATO SEEDDDDS IN THIS PAIR OF APPLE BOTTOM JEAAAANS

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:19 AM. Reason : WITH FURRRR]

5/25/2008 2:19:34 AM

5/25/2008 2:19:37 AM

im still laughin here that begonias called me a bitch...


doesnt look like this things gonna pan out for you people.

5/25/2008 2:21:22 AM

oh JTMONEYNCSU, you and your antics

5/25/2008 2:22:06 AM

come on lamerz

I got like 1.5 hours to kill

5/25/2008 2:22:11 AM

apparently evan lives in cary

that's a long way to be drivin all around and shit lol

5/25/2008 2:23:00 AM

ok im done witha caps lock ok



and yes i live inc ary

5/25/2008 2:23:48 AM

you guys come to wildwoods and i'll drive from here

5/25/2008 2:24:20 AM

ok guys, someone go pick up begonias, get craptastic to go too...and then report back here with a page long essay describing the events to me so that hopefully i can get a good laugh

5/25/2008 2:24:54 AM

I'm pretty entertaining

It would be totally worth it

5/25/2008 2:25:55 AM

didnt i wroite a n eassy about cookout once

5/25/2008 2:25:58 AM

and i nominate that evan not drive

5/25/2008 2:27:09 AM

LOLOLOL

Quote :

""The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin." This quote, by none other than Heinrich Heine, epitomizes the reasoning behind my absence at The Wolf Web Cookout Party. The constant struggle of man to understand the cultures of his neighbors has been an issue since the dawn of time. My absence is, quite literally, a statement of my distrust and uncertainty towards the empire that is Cookout and those who follow it. I often ask myself why I feel the need to exhibit my beliefs this way. To put it simply, it's much easier than staging protests, hiring lobbyists, and convincing high-strung lawmakers to produce legislation effectively banning such creamy goodness. Cookout milkshakes are poised to take over the world. With their perfect portioning and carefully controlled consistency, no man can hold his own in a diatribe between the two. It has taken me the majority of my life to build up a resistance to their product, and I am not about to put all my efforts to waste. This being said, my eventual goal is to overthrow the bureaucracy that is the Cookout on Western Boulevard. Many a night I have found myself going through the drive through or walking up to the window to order a tray and a milkshake. Students at North Carolina State University cannot resist its temptation - it is simply too powerful. This level of control can prove fatal in the wrong hands - the effects of this have been demonstrated again and again, most notably with the students of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. The school's campus and its community were reduced to nothing more than a homosexual commune after being overthrown by an organization now known as The Cat's Cradle. Some may say that to understand this power is to possess it - I disagree. The best course of action is to become immune to the threat and wait until it is weak. One must always be poised to strike, as the fatal fallacy may come at any time. Just as the Romans conquered the world by blindly attacking whoever got in their way, I am on the offensive front against fast food everywhere. I can only assume that Cookout is run by homosexuals. This is the only logical explanation for their mastery of the student psyche. The homosexuals are an advanced race - we could learn a lot from them. Those that I have met are extremely articulate and do not at all seem like they wish to put their penises in my rectum. They only seem concerned with milkshakes, and only creamy milkshakes at that. We must not oppress them - to survive, we must embrace their culture AND their buttsecks. As you can see, my friends, my reasons for not attending the Party tonight are quite numerous. I hope you understand. If any of you would like to join me, let me know via PM. I'll be waiting."

I DID

5/25/2008 2:27:10 AM

begoniiias is very entertaining but unfortunately I am too lazy lol

5/25/2008 2:27:54 AM

stop being lazy

I am *so* worth it

5/25/2008 2:28:37 AM

alright then lady and gents, im out. im expecting nothing will happen...the old blow up a lot of smoke get together event on tww...always leads to failure

5/25/2008 2:28:53 AM

buttsecks

5/25/2008 2:29:04 AM

5/25/2008 2:29:46 AM

come on

let's prove jt$ wrong

5/25/2008 2:30:03 AM

5/25/2008 2:30:16 AM

I will go if craptastic drives LOOL

5/25/2008 2:31:17 AM

i wanna go but earnies making funny of me

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:32 AM. Reason : and idont like it one bit]

5/25/2008 2:32:01 AM

^^yeah me too

^I'll protect you.

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:32 AM. Reason : gun show like whoa]

5/25/2008 2:32:21 AM

really ouy will?!

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5/25/2008 2:34:17 AM

I thought we were supposed to have this at your place evan lol

5/25/2008 2:34:49 AM

wow that was 3 years ago

5/25/2008 2:34:57 AM

5/25/2008 2:37:13 AM

I think evan is a little too far ahead of us

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:40 AM. Reason : omg double post]

5/25/2008 2:40:31 AM

my teeth hurt

5/25/2008 2:40:45 AM

5/25/2008 2:43:19 AM

ARE YOU GUYS GONNA SHOW UP

i mean im aobut to fall asleep here

5/25/2008 2:43:21 AM

I would go ahead and pass out

me and begonias have business to take care of

5/25/2008 2:46:55 AM

whaaaaaaat

5/25/2008 2:48:21 AM