eleventy seventeen

3/16/2010 11:30:08 PM

Screw you, country's oldest college! You failed to defeat the country's oldest public college!

3/16/2010 11:30:37 PM

Now I have to go and cut off their balls

3/16/2010 11:31:02 PM

3/16/2010 11:31:07 PM

State still won!

3/16/2010 11:32:23 PM

You know what annoys me...when you're in class with someone and you're trying to make friends with them...but then they are the type of person who likes to talk to people all during class...like outside of class they are cool as hell but then when you're in class they constantly wanna talk to you.

I mean I'm trying to be nice to them right now you know so they don't think I'm a bitch right up...but damn when you start talking to me while I'm trying to listen to the lecture I just wanna shove a pencil into your nose and back out through your eye ball

3/16/2010 11:32:47 PM

I forgot to pick up TP.

Looks like it's paper towels for another night.

3/17/2010 12:35:15 AM

This spring break in a cabin is pretty awesome

3/17/2010 3:12:23 AM

FREAKIN' SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/17/2010 3:23:51 AM

WOLF!

3/17/2010 3:26:49 AM

PACK!

3/17/2010 3:48:08 AM

I feel and sound like I tried to swallow a cheese grater, but at least most of the other flu-like symptoms are gone



Ps- how bad is it to drink on dayquill?

3/17/2010 8:05:54 AM

you'll be fine

probably not any worse for you than taking Tylenol and drinking.. you dont need your liver anyways do you?

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 8:13 AM. Reason : asdf]

3/17/2010 8:12:08 AM

hmmm so much for getting into working early this morning

3/17/2010 8:16:51 AM

haa yeah i normally go in at 7

but today, have an offsite meeting at 10

so im "working from home" for a few hours prior to the 10am

3/17/2010 8:22:06 AM

i wish i could work from home

3/17/2010 8:47:23 AM

Quote :

"you'll be fine probably not any worse for you than taking Tylenol and drinking.. you dont need your liver anyways do you? [Edited on March 17, 2010 at 8:13 AM. Reason : asdf] "

yes, but do you think it will affect the amount I can drink? I was supposed to go for a record today (yes let the flaming begin), and it was gonna be hard enough without any loopy medicine effects - if this will make it any harder, then I think I will postpone going for the record

3/17/2010 9:40:47 AM

go for the record on Thursday when NCAA games have started!

3/17/2010 9:41:49 AM

oh that reminds me i have to do my bracket!

will be printing that out today!

3/17/2010 9:42:58 AM

^this

3/17/2010 9:44:09 AM

weekend!

3/17/2010 9:54:29 AM

my accountant just came in and has Kate Gosselin(sp) hair

3/17/2010 10:16:09 AM

Turns out a breakdown is more draining than I thought.

I can still make it for a half day, though. THERE'S STILL TIME!

(hi bossman please don't fire me for losing my mind)

3/17/2010 10:49:20 AM

I color-coded the articles I'm working on now to make it easy to tell how long each section is and keep each topic together when I switch stuff around, but now I think I might have to do this to all my articles, because it's sort of nice having rainbow fonts.

I am way too easily amused.

3/17/2010 11:37:04 AM

I need to get balls deep in this work today, so I can feel like I've earned these car bombs tonight

3/17/2010 11:40:40 AM

When I go on a long run I usually take a shower like 30 minutes afterward and it's more a lukewarm shower than a hot one. Yet when I dry off I invariably start sweating again... So annoying.

3/17/2010 11:44:18 AM

DSW has a creative oh shit page

3/17/2010 11:46:09 AM

^^ Buy a cooling bodywash. One with menthol in it.

3/17/2010 11:49:45 AM

so i'm here visiting my best friend and her fiance and there are wedding congratulations cards all over their kitchen. I think she fucking had a shot gun wedding and only told her family about it. WHAT THE FUCK.

i'm kind of pissed off about this.

3/17/2010 11:53:51 AM

Best friend? Or are you like the Barney Stinson of best friends and only think it in YOUR head.

I want a tiny wedding someday... like just closest of close friends and family.

3/17/2010 11:56:43 AM

YAY AIDS

but not
I don't care about the steristrips enough to shield them properly from water. It's more important to me to GTFO and get this shit done before I'm incapacitated.

3/17/2010 11:58:11 AM

Quote :

"oh I know you're stoked"

Hell yes, they're playing two nights in merriweather and Atlanta so that's 6 shows I could potentially make


Also lady gaga is coming to charlotte in September

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 12:18 PM. Reason : b]

3/17/2010 12:17:07 PM

Back to the heavy weights.

3/17/2010 12:51:17 PM

I have to poop.

3/17/2010 12:51:43 PM

I am death

3/17/2010 1:14:49 PM

^ feel better hun

3/17/2010 1:15:23 PM

Quote :

"Also lady gaga is coming to charlotte in September"

fool, see my fb status from monday--I KNOW DIS MAN

3/17/2010 1:27:51 PM

Haha I haven't exactly been frequenting the internet the past few days

3/17/2010 1:32:36 PM

pm sent btw...

3/17/2010 1:41:43 PM

Pm recd and replied

3/17/2010 1:45:53 PM

saps, do you get this reference?

3/17/2010 1:47:53 PM

Quote :

"PLAY BY PLAY"

3/17/2010 1:48:28 PM

Hahahahaha taeasgj

3/17/2010 1:49:48 PM

GREAT JOB!

3/17/2010 1:50:13 PM

3/17/2010 2:47:59 PM

pee

3/17/2010 2:50:35 PM

Hour and a half? Yeahhhh

3/17/2010 3:28:43 PM

took off from work early and went overboard at the grocery store

so tonight i make a baller dinner

but have to be done before meeting for kickball at 6

why'd i do this?

3/17/2010 4:20:51 PM

^FWP

I'm getting 3 boxes of Peebles cereal for $.50


YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOO

3/17/2010 4:22:13 PM

because you shopped when you were hungry.


and when you hungry, you eat.

3/17/2010 4:22:13 PM