uggggggggg

3/17/2010 8:51:45 PM

1119!

3/17/2010 9:08:27 PM

LAWL.

So my gf and I went to the same high school. There was another girl, graduated a few years ahead of us, with the same first name, last name, and middle initial as my gf, but we shall call her Jane. A girl on facebook, we shall call her Sally, messaged my gf thinking that she was on Jane's page. She was asking about Sally's baby meeting the Jane's baby. My gf got a text about it, followed by 2 phone calls and some chat msgs. I got a text about it as well. Confused as crap. Twas' quite hilarious. Cool Story Bro?




Hahhaha, classic mix-up!

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 9:14 PM. Reason : .]

3/17/2010 9:13:50 PM

3/17/2010 9:18:20 PM

i dated a girl once because i thougth she looked like trinity from the matrix

later i realized she was more the girl who played trinity from the matrix but in red planet

plus she was one of those retards from roanoke rapids

those paper mills make people fucking crazy

3/17/2010 9:26:54 PM

i find it really odd

that pshoes types all of his comments

double spaced

3/17/2010 9:28:04 PM

lol

3/17/2010 9:28:21 PM

i actually took note of that for my "pm random people your confessions" thread

so that it wouldnt be obvious as to which ones were mine

3/17/2010 9:29:00 PM

it's like you and brainysmurf that do that consistently

3/17/2010 9:29:54 PM

do you talk like that too?

3/17/2010 9:30:31 PM

Slave Famous too

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 9:31 PM. Reason : not really, but my thought process is kinda like that]

3/17/2010 9:30:47 PM

lol - like chandler from friends

3/17/2010 9:30:54 PM

so who is coming to my bday party next thur?

3/17/2010 9:31:36 PM

I need to get some new white tank tops...all mine have gotta unwhite

3/17/2010 9:32:03 PM

i totally would - but i bet i'm not invited

3/17/2010 9:32:25 PM

i was!

but oddly enough ill be in town the next day, but not thursday

3/17/2010 9:32:54 PM

just saw a shooting star.

hopefully a sign of good luck.




gah, so much on my mind... damn future.

3/17/2010 9:33:36 PM

^^i'm off work fri actually.. if you wanna do some drankin'

3/17/2010 9:34:36 PM

Quote :

"so who is coming to my bday party next thur?"

i'll be making an appearance!

3/17/2010 9:36:47 PM

I'll help celebrate your birthday!

3/17/2010 9:36:48 PM

^^awesome

3/17/2010 9:37:17 PM

Agnes Gooch

3/17/2010 9:37:40 PM

Quote :

"so who is coming to my bday party next thur?"

don't be postin about this on tdub - I don't want any socially retarded skanks coming

don't make me take away your admin privileges!!

3/17/2010 9:38:18 PM

scotch
scotch
scotch

3/17/2010 9:39:01 PM

Quote :

" SOCIALLY RETARDED SKANKS"

3/17/2010 9:40:18 PM

i, too, am drinkin scotch

3/17/2010 9:41:19 PM

Quote :

"don't be postin about this on tdub - I don't want any socially retarded skanks coming don't make me take away your admin privileges!!"

lolz i love begonias

3/17/2010 9:41:38 PM

emailed profs - check

not failing out of school - check

part 2 of the mock MBE tom - check (well i will be present but i totally didn't study)

packing for home - underway

doctor's appt fri - check

on the schedule for work this weekend - CHECK

maybe my life is getting back in control.

3/17/2010 9:42:27 PM

Back on food stamps.

3/17/2010 9:43:12 PM

I fucking hate ambien

I swear everytime I take it I end up wandering Atlantic Beach at night...

I get in bed and get all comfy and then it starts to set it and all of a sudden I get the urge to go walk on the beach and walk out on the pier...I have a fucking route I take every single time.

Whatever happened to taking ambien and passing out?

3/17/2010 9:49:55 PM

you have to shut your eyes and stay there.. it'll work. well, usually

as soon as you get up and start doing anything shit gets crazyyyy

3/17/2010 9:51:48 PM

3/17/2010 9:52:29 PM

the last time i took ambien

i said i'd never do it again

because i went to bed, in my bed

and woke up after having a dream that i had driven to the grocery store, not the close one, but the nonghetto one

except, when i woke up, it was 7am

and i was in my car, running, in the parking lot of the grocery store 6 miles from my house

never

again

3/17/2010 9:55:34 PM

Quote :

"you have to shut your eyes and stay there.. it'll work. well, usually as soon as you get up and start doing anything shit gets crazyyyy "

Yeah I seriously need to do that...but I end up watching tv or something while I fall asleep...eventually the people start coming out of the tv and shit goes crazy...at first I started to watch charlie and the chocolate factory...I think that is a usual thing for me to do

and then I was like fuck it and I got dressed and walked across the street to the beach, then I walked down to the beach to the pier, walked out on the pier, then walked back home.
I also thought I needed to put on a mask and a wig so that no one would see me, even though it was 2 in the morning and my wig was glow in the dark.

One time I tried to sleep in my hammock but it was too cold

I just need to give that stuff up for realio

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 9:56 PM. Reason : ]

3/17/2010 9:55:44 PM

yeah it's some crazy shit.. within about 5 minutes of taking it i would always have stuff on the computer start coming out of the screen then not be able to figure out how to type.. then yeah, i dunno, but if i didnt shut my eyes then crazy shit would happen..

3/17/2010 9:58:27 PM

this is why i've never taken my ambien RX

i already have vivid dreams and nightmares

i don't want to hallucinate, too

3/17/2010 9:59:18 PM

ahaha

i took ambien on my plane to israel. popped 2 of them, and 2 muscle relaxers. I was asleep before we left the ground in newark, and woke up in tel aviv.


it was wonderful.

3/17/2010 9:59:55 PM

this makes me want to take ambien

I have a RX for seroquel to help me sleep, but I rarely take it because it makes me sooooooo lethargic the next day (although I really enjoy the vivid dreams)

3/17/2010 10:06:24 PM

florida

3/17/2010 10:13:36 PM

Adderall doesn't affect me the way it used to.

3/17/2010 10:14:30 PM

it's kinda funny how t1 now looks like what clash of the titans did when i was a kid

3/17/2010 10:49:41 PM

Release the Kraken!

3/17/2010 10:51:49 PM

Looks like God is trying to get us all put in jail.

Goddammit, God!

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 10:54 PM. Reason : ffff]

3/17/2010 10:54:45 PM

fuck this

i need a new job

fucking bitch of a boss

3/17/2010 10:56:25 PM

Ambien=boss

3/17/2010 11:30:21 PM

I miss NC.

3/17/2010 11:31:09 PM

and this is the second time tonight I have accidentally poured cold vodka down my boobs. how the fuck do I keep missing my mouth. so cold

3/17/2010 11:46:30 PM

Hawt.

3/17/2010 11:47:43 PM

no. cold. can't you read?

3/17/2010 11:48:24 PM

3/17/2010 11:49:24 PM