^^ haha. nooo i just got a splinter today putting up a cornhole board as a gate on the deck so my doggy couldn't run away.

3/22/2010 4:14:49 AM

I certainly wish no harm on you, but I'm going to say that you injure yourself between the hours of 2 and 3 pm today.

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 4:19 AM. Reason : Where's Slave Famous when you need to make a bet?]

3/22/2010 4:18:42 AM

its 5am, screwballs. What am i doing up

3/22/2010 4:53:12 AM

3/22/2010 4:56:25 AM

^^^ haha hopefully between 2 and 3pm i can actually FINALLY fall asleep

^^ i feeeeel you! ughh i can't sleep

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 5:01 AM. Reason : kdf;l]

3/22/2010 4:56:44 AM

Found out I'm shooting Ultra Music Festival this weekend. Maybe Steve Aoki will throw champagne at me.

3/22/2010 5:00:33 AM

I'm up at 7am, and I got more than 12 hours of sleep

3/22/2010 7:10:59 AM

who stayed up ALL NIGHT working on the wrong assignment?

ME.

3/22/2010 7:43:05 AM

Chick-n-Minis

3/22/2010 8:03:58 AM

swimmin in my money like scrooge mcduck

3/22/2010 8:08:43 AM

I finally applied for a part time job I have wanted for years now... haha procrastination ftl

3/22/2010 8:46:22 AM

Every muscle in my body hurts.

So painful to sneeze.

3/22/2010 9:05:18 AM

im sarting to wonder if i actually did fuck something up in my leg

3/22/2010 9:42:14 AM

I'm never gonna dance again

GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

3/22/2010 9:43:39 AM

i'm starting to wonder if UPS is a complete fucking disaster all the time or just most of the time

3/22/2010 9:43:44 AM

I am excited about meeting this farmer now. Yay produce.

3/22/2010 9:44:21 AM

fuck a 7am flight tomorrow

i do not want to go

going to sites for a 4 hour meeting can suck it

3/22/2010 9:48:40 AM

Mondays must just be shitty for your health.

3/22/2010 9:59:43 AM

Yeah seriously I can't tell whether I want to vomit or shat out pudding.

I still need to go to work today. I dislike being crazy and sick.

3/22/2010 10:37:44 AM

you sick people, stay home with your germs, k?

3/22/2010 10:39:29 AM

I'm in another state so you'll be fine.

3/22/2010 10:41:27 AM

you people

3/22/2010 10:42:16 AM

lol

3/22/2010 10:55:41 AM

hmmm wearing a bright blue bra with a moderately see through shit probably not the best idea

3/22/2010 11:54:01 AM

MODERATELY

SEE THROUGH

SHIT

3/22/2010 11:55:22 AM

depends on the outfit.

My best friend rocks an bright colored bra with a sheer shirt and I actually kinda like it. However, she is also trendy-ish and it the tiniest person I know. If I had her body I would probably walk around in my damn undies

3/22/2010 11:59:02 AM

UPS: Well we weren't sure what the parts were or for so we can't clear them to go through customs

Me: What does the paperwork say they are?

UPS: Plastic parts for an automotive test platform

Me: and what else do you need to know?

UPS: Oh..uhh, hmm.. i guess that's pretty clear after all, we'll clear them now




wtf UPS. wasting a day of time i don't have. fucking idiots

3/22/2010 12:06:47 PM

lol that sucks

3/22/2010 12:15:09 PM

so...sechenxpel's the mail guy?

Thought he was little higher on the food chain

3/22/2010 12:23:43 PM

I hate when tap water starts smelling like chlorine.

3/22/2010 12:34:24 PM

i hate when gym clothes start smelling up the laundry room

3/22/2010 12:35:25 PM

ew you stanky

3/22/2010 12:36:34 PM

Quote :

"MODERATELY SEE THROUGH SHIT"

wow i really cannot spell today

Quote :

"depends on the outfit. My best friend rocks an bright colored bra with a sheer shirt and I actually kinda like it. However, she is also trendy-ish and it the tiniest person I know. If I had her body I would probably walk around in my damn undies"

i mean it doesn't look bad - kinda cool with a pink shirt and blue-ish bra but i just didn't do intentionally

getting dressed half asleep FTL

3/22/2010 12:36:37 PM

dammit stop singing

3/22/2010 12:38:26 PM

laundry day is just a day away...

no time today, due to workouts

3/22/2010 12:38:51 PM

is CBS an overly liberal news outlet?

3/22/2010 12:48:09 PM

is CBS an overly liberal news outlet?

3/22/2010 12:48:09 PM

time to shave

3/22/2010 12:49:56 PM

damn contractor coming by when i've just fallen asleep for a nap

3/22/2010 1:05:33 PM

intramural softball tonight?!?!? i'm going to be a man among boys

3/22/2010 1:07:08 PM

i dont understand why some people think politics are the most important thing in life and get all distraught over it

3/22/2010 1:11:53 PM

THE WORLD IS ENDING! AMERICAN IS CRASHING! OMGAH WE ARE HELPING 32 MILLION PEOPLE GET HEALTH COVERAGE! GOD MUST HATE AMERICA! FML!!!

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 1:13 PM. Reason : I'm gonna make that my status on facebook!]

3/22/2010 1:13:28 PM

politics are like the weather, folks like to whine about shit when they don't feel like they have any control over it

3/22/2010 1:16:28 PM

In a way I'm just having fun making status updates just so see the idiodic things people are saying...

one girl said in reply to someone else posting a link to cbs's summary of the bill "I don't do cbs"
then in reply to me saying "well you know the best way to get a full story is to actually go to several different news outlets and then form your own opinion" she was like "I don't do cbs they are too biased"

3/22/2010 1:18:15 PM

dear nrr, mind if i steal that and make it my facebook status thx, ill credit you

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ]

3/22/2010 1:18:44 PM

Quote :

"so...sechenxpel's the mail guy? Thought he was little higher on the food chain"

lol i'm managing a new project. it's easier to just call UPS and see wtf is going on than to deal with the idiots in logistics

3/22/2010 1:22:23 PM

^^someone will undoubtedly come along and respond that they can make it rain - YOU JUST WAIT

^MAILMAN!

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 1:22 PM. Reason : .]

3/22/2010 1:22:28 PM

^hahaha damn...

3/22/2010 1:23:29 PM

also why does she have to have such crappy tatse in tv, i dont wanna watch dancing with the stars, i dobnt care about kate gosselin

and i dont think her sarcasm meter picked up the sarcasm in my "sounds fascinating"

or maybe it did and she is just being overly excited in order to make fun of my sarcasm >_>a

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 1:27 PM. Reason : haha ya she got the sarcasm ]

3/22/2010 1:23:40 PM

Quote :

"i dont understand why some people think politics are the most important thing in life and get all distraught over it"

i'd rather see all these face book and message board debates about politics rather than american idol results and which movie should have won best picture

or who is the mayor of sonic in charotte on foursquare

3/22/2010 1:33:15 PM