3/23/2010 3:32:30 PM

3/23/2010 3:33:25 PM

grandpa is not doing so well...

3/23/2010 3:52:11 PM

Quote :

"^ doesn't that mean she probably wants to fuck you?"

Quote :

"That's like the opposite of not cool"

Quote :

"youre retarded but so is bweez so you guys even each other out bweez you fucking retard, she wants to bang, jebus girls always complain about guys not picking up hints, but holy fuck thats just oblivious"

Quote :

"Unless it's a friend of your ex and she hates your guts."

Quote :

"maybe its a friend of his ex and she wants to bang JACKPOT"

I know i know i knowwww. But the feeling is the opposite of mutual, and I am the opposite of attracted to her, and my ex and I ended on relatively really good terms, and i'm pretty sure she just hates my ex and the fact that I was with her. Plus she is in a different state anyway...

3/23/2010 3:54:48 PM

cramps ftl

3/23/2010 3:54:58 PM

better than the alternative

3/23/2010 3:56:17 PM

tr00

3/23/2010 3:59:13 PM

did you and thepeter pass me the other day while i was walking my dog?

3/23/2010 4:01:30 PM

Get an IUD. No cramps or periods or babies

3/23/2010 4:04:03 PM

^^ yup, that was us.

^ yeah Peter was talking about that. Not sure it would work for me. My periods are... complicated. :-/

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 4:05 PM. Reason : tasty carrots]

3/23/2010 4:05:19 PM

so is it you or him that lives right around the corner from me?

3/23/2010 4:06:17 PM

him and fareako

3/23/2010 4:08:55 PM

ah

3/23/2010 4:09:28 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING GAGGLE OF GEESE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

3/23/2010 4:10:05 PM

2nd best thing about putting on a show...the cast parties!

3/23/2010 4:34:29 PM

3/23/2010 4:43:19 PM

dear my hair,

I command you to GROW!!!!!

3/23/2010 5:05:19 PM

I am tired
I am sleepy
I am grody
I am not ready to start a new job tomorrow

3/23/2010 5:07:47 PM

When a job description says "non-smoking enviornment" what does that mean?

Is it just we don't let you smoke inside, because isn't it pretty much expected that unless you work at a hooka bar you're not gonna work at a place which you can smoke inside?

Or does it mean, you can not smoke anywhere on the property?

3/23/2010 5:11:18 PM

ugh

motherfucker.


what a day...

3/23/2010 5:36:47 PM

Quote :

""non-smoking enviornment""

don't work there. they can't spell

3/23/2010 5:40:18 PM

Just sent RoseJoviSebastian the next chapter.

3/23/2010 5:44:50 PM

^^lol...doh!


Also, I just made a religious status update on facebook...no one defriend me please...this is more of a "I can quote the Bible to get my point across too" status update.

But if anyone is curious I basically just quoted the part where Jesus was like stop bitching about taxes already!

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 5:55 PM. Reason : ]

3/23/2010 5:53:23 PM

^^and i responded accordingly, sending you the next chapter as well.


as the world turns...

3/23/2010 5:54:07 PM

well damn...just saw my great aunt today when i went back home, and now she's in the hospital

3/23/2010 5:56:09 PM

i sure hope those plants survive. poor pansies

3/23/2010 6:07:13 PM

so bored

3/23/2010 6:12:01 PM

10 minutes without a post in chit chat?

3/23/2010 6:23:14 PM

3/23/2010 6:23:34 PM

ugghhhh

3/23/2010 6:34:07 PM

uninstalled starcraft.

goodbye sweet prince

3/23/2010 6:43:15 PM

beautiful !

I want to go to trivia. Tonight.

3/23/2010 7:03:06 PM

Did I skip the gym because I was tired or was I tired because I skipped the gym?

3/23/2010 7:53:07 PM

damn I might have to go back to our office because I'm not feeling blogging from the couch. It's not the same. I just want to kick my feet up instead of write!

3/23/2010 8:12:07 PM

Quote :

"Not my fault i aint like u sittin around waitin on the easter bunny lol."

-one of my sister's friends to my sister on facebook

LOL

3/23/2010 8:12:52 PM

Has Rush Limbaugh come out and talked about how he's not going to Costa Rica yet?

3/23/2010 8:38:20 PM

POW

3/23/2010 8:46:11 PM

I'm just taking off everything that Mrs. Burnside dictated.

Oh, but everything Mrs. Burnside dictates is so wonderful, it makes me all goose pimply. Hearing all the things she's done, and thinking of all the things she hasn't done, well it makes me just wanna go out and do everything and see everything and be everything - just like she has!

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 9:08 PM. Reason : ]

3/23/2010 8:47:50 PM

that was one hell of a nap

what for dinner?

3/23/2010 8:51:43 PM

I will only be putting in 11 full days of work this month, but I'll be collecting a regular full time paycheck.

As much as I despise being "unchallenged" with my job, it pays pretty decently and I don't have to work nearly as hard as most others. I should be more grateful.

3/23/2010 9:09:46 PM

UGHHHH

east village charged my card twice now i'm going to have to call the bank and argue

3/23/2010 9:11:52 PM

3/23/2010 9:18:52 PM

Kadwackles twin spotted in dive bar in bummblefuck ohio

3/23/2010 9:32:29 PM

My insulin pump won't stop bothering me about being out of insulin.

There should be a way to make it shut the fuck up. If I want to sit here an hour without insulin before going to shower and replace the damn infusion site/insulin cartridge then this $7000 piece of bitch should damn well leave me the fuck alone. I didn't pay all this money to get annoyed to death after a lousy day.

3/23/2010 9:47:16 PM

sorries...
I did lol at "piece of bitch"

3/23/2010 10:03:44 PM

supppposed to go to the jackpot in a little
but waiting on a friend to text me backkkkk

3/23/2010 10:19:09 PM

YESSSSSSS i was going through my wallet and found a movie theatre gift card and i was like, i don't remember using this recently maybe it is old

so i checked the balance 25.00

also found a 15.00 starbucks card

AND

a chickfila card with $2.81 left on it haha

yayyyy.

3/23/2010 10:25:58 PM

in on this page.

3/23/2010 10:30:54 PM

if Obama is a socialist then what would Bush 2 be considered?

3/23/2010 10:40:20 PM

I love punchmonk.

3/23/2010 10:41:52 PM