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3/25/2010 10:17:10 PM

3/25/2010 10:18:02 PM

Two lovely ladies sleeping next to me

3/25/2010 10:33:25 PM

I made lime meringue tarts

3/25/2010 10:33:51 PM

my face feels like its got a sunburn but it doesn't

3/25/2010 10:34:03 PM

so

fucking

horny
jesus christus

3/25/2010 10:36:06 PM

Snoring puppy is snoring right in my ear.

3/25/2010 10:36:18 PM

snoooooooooooore

aka

druuuuuuuuuuuunk

3/25/2010 10:39:46 PM

holy cow, I did get a sunburn! I guess it was from sitting in that window all day. Didn't expect that

3/25/2010 10:50:14 PM

as soon as i started watching the cornell game, kentucky took over

3/25/2010 10:50:42 PM

oh dear...that was a horrible movie

3/25/2010 10:52:50 PM

fucking go big blue

3/25/2010 10:54:04 PM

my brother just told me he got a boxer puppy...fuck, I'm jealous


saaawweeeeeet party tomorrow night ...I mean I've been to parties around here before, but they were with people that aren't really my type of people to hang out with, and they are kinda lame-o...but this is a party with people that I actually like hanging out with...

I'm so happy that this is where I'm staying now, I'm so used to it taking me about 6 months for me to get a group of friends started and then moving away 3 months later when we finally start getting close...I almost started to think, uggg I don't wanna have to leave in may but then I was like sweet, I'm here for good for now...so now I can make friends and keep them!

I sound so lame, but this really does excite me that I am finally getting a group of friends now.

[Edited on March 25, 2010 at 11:11 PM. Reason : ]

3/25/2010 11:06:44 PM

h0ngry

time for a sandwich

3/25/2010 11:24:57 PM

why in the fuck is the top of my foot fucking swollen

it's been almost fucking 9 months for the love of god - heal already

3/25/2010 11:25:29 PM

speaking of sandwhich....


So today in one of my classes we were talking about the amount of excerise women need and my teacher was like well new studies are showing that women need at least an hour a day instead of the normal 30 minutes a day. So it looks like women have another chore to do...

and I was like

"you mean we're gonna be allowed out of the kitchen?!?!"

and the class was like

"lawl"

3/25/2010 11:26:36 PM

I really hope that gets approved
I'll only really have to take off one day

and I've never driven that long/far before

3/25/2010 11:26:41 PM

On Tuesdays and Thursdays I am the class clown in my classes...I think it's cause these classes are so boring, but the teachers are cool, so if I say random one liners they appreciate it and so do the classes...it also is a way for me to make sure I'm paying attention in class...cause if I'm paying attention so that I can say the perfect one liner then I know what is being said in class.

3/25/2010 11:31:27 PM

I want to go dance to some electronic music

3/25/2010 11:33:06 PM

You make me feel like dancing!
-----Gonna dance the night away!

3/25/2010 11:34:23 PM

WHERE THE HOUSE/DUBSTEP DJ's AT?

3/25/2010 11:35:55 PM

bum shhh bum shhh bum shhh bum shhh


that's me beat boxing through text

3/25/2010 11:36:43 PM

3/25/2010 11:37:59 PM

did you read that out loud?

3/25/2010 11:38:38 PM

i did just now

3/25/2010 11:44:49 PM

holy nail biter batman

3/25/2010 11:45:06 PM

bum, shhh ka, ka, ka bum, shhh ka, ka, ka bum, shhh ka, ka, ka bum

3/25/2010 11:45:42 PM

So I'm home, at the parents' house. Their dogs are annoying and loud and not trained. They watch the most horrible TV shows (too much gore/drama/bullshit/sad stuff; that's for people who have too much spare fucking time on their hands), they're strange in how they behave sometimes, and this house is too cold.

There's also a roach in my room. I'm going to sleep fully dressed and wearing my shoes because I'm now pretty fucking disgusted by that fact. I also hate the furniture in here because it encourages dark little hidey spots that you can't easily get to (and destroy whatever is under there).

I miss my lightweight/minimalist room with the furniture that doesn't let creatures/dust/bullshit hide anywhere. GOSH I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOUR HOURS AND I WANT TO GO HOME ALREADY.

RRGH...

3/25/2010 11:54:08 PM

geeez

i feel you i don't like when i have to live at home (parent's house) for any extended period of time (extended being more than a weekend haha) but for different reasons. sorry about the roaches

anyway what i came in here to post was that my eyeball itches. like the actual eyeball. at least i think.

3/26/2010 12:11:03 AM

syracuse? fail!

3/26/2010 12:14:53 AM

you are missing everything and i need you

3/26/2010 12:19:24 AM

I've got 28 hours to settle up something with the taxman's 2006 self

3/26/2010 12:45:07 AM

^^ O RLY?!?

3/26/2010 12:47:08 AM

kinda bummed that she hasn't called me back

3/26/2010 1:26:54 AM

^ it's 1:30am

3/26/2010 1:27:40 AM

I called her on Monday

3/26/2010 1:28:10 AM

she wasn't worth it anyway.

3/26/2010 1:28:40 AM

damn my roommate is having very loud banging sex in the bedroom right next to mine

3/26/2010 1:32:07 AM

I was hoping to get to know a little something about her. We went to a show and it was really loud and didn't allow for very good conversation.

3/26/2010 1:35:08 AM

so THIRSTY

i just got up and peed and drank a glass of water but i don't wanna drink more because then i'll have to wake up in the night and pee again

plus i don't like bringing a cup of water in my room cause my cat will try to drink out of it and then knock it over

3/26/2010 2:02:27 AM

I HOPE she gives me an Rx

I was gonna plan to leave at 8; I'll plan to BE there at 8.
goddamn.

3/26/2010 3:55:52 AM

^^I don't know why but I'm laughing pretty hard from this post.

Partly I'm just imagining your fictionalized voice in my head, then picturing the whole thing with the cat... I could just be really tired, but I lawl'd.








I'M THINKING ABOUT GOLDEN DRAGON. WHY CAN'T IT BE OPEN AT 4AM.

3/26/2010 3:58:44 AM

my cat does this as well

3/26/2010 4:01:33 AM

I don't feel very tired

but I'm gonna try to sleep anyway I guess

cool story

3/26/2010 4:04:12 AM

Quote :

"I'M THINKING ABOUT GOLDEN DRAGON. WHY CAN'T IT BE OPEN AT 4AM."

If Golden Dragon were open at this hour everybody on this website with a shred of good taste would be dead from overconsumption. It has to close. For our own good.

3/26/2010 4:06:05 AM

Cliff notes of a conversation earlier between me and the girl

Girl: you're obsessed with your dog
Me: duh isn't she awesome
Girl: well of course but you've been staring at her for 30 minutes, I think you're more obsessed with her than me
Me: well she's my first dog, you ain't my first girlfriend

LOL

I'm glad she had a sense if humor

3/26/2010 4:07:22 AM

FUCK. There's a HUGE difference between 322mm and 318mm. It may be only 4 fucking millimeters, but 322mm is NOT 318mm... You can't tell me they are the same. They are NOT.

3/26/2010 4:11:35 AM

sleepytime

3/26/2010 4:30:08 AM

i think this might be becoming an emergency

3/26/2010 4:33:26 AM

...sleep
yeah right


today is going to be soooooooooooooo much fun

3/26/2010 4:52:35 AM