I'm B12 on my Southwest flight.

Roy Williams is A1.

Bastard.

3/26/2010 7:51:36 AM

nga buyin that preferred seating

3/26/2010 7:52:29 AM

go me, i had butler going to the final 4 in my bracket.

3/26/2010 7:55:38 AM

what the shit is this 70 degrees one day, then a high of 40 and windy as fuck and rainy the next

gah

3/26/2010 7:57:41 AM

it's like that here too.

3/26/2010 7:59:26 AM

not a fan, no ma'am

3/26/2010 7:59:54 AM

do not lie

3/26/2010 8:04:53 AM

too much sleeps

3/26/2010 8:09:12 AM

1 suspect down
1 to go

then I release the hounds

3/26/2010 8:12:13 AM

haha

hell hath no fury like an elkbaby scorned

3/26/2010 8:13:18 AM

More like an elkbaby freaked out, but yeah...

I'm gonna need some tww help to do it too

3/26/2010 8:16:03 AM

ruh roh

PM sent

3/26/2010 8:17:03 AM

heading to downtown Charlotte today. Where should I eat dinner? Any good recommendations?

3/26/2010 8:23:29 AM

still need to set up my voice mail on my work phones

3/26/2010 8:26:19 AM

working at the library all day does not sound fun

3/26/2010 8:27:06 AM

Swollen lymph nodes. Sore throat. Stuffy. Not looking good for a fun weekend...

3/26/2010 8:41:21 AM

I love it when my puppy howls to sirens

<3

3/26/2010 8:44:54 AM

Quote :

"I fucking hate sweet cornbread."

Also - work is making us go to laser tag today . I hate laser tag.

3/26/2010 8:47:10 AM

LOL Team Building Exercise!

3/26/2010 8:50:39 AM

SURPRISE TRUST FALL

3/26/2010 8:51:05 AM

temperature, why are you so cold?

3/26/2010 9:11:46 AM

My brother got a new puppy yesterday...

I call him up

Me: Are you crate training him?"

David: Yeah he is in there right now

Me: Are you using Kaysee's old crate?

David: Yeah

Me: Well you need to block off part of it so that he doesn't think part of it is his poop side and part of it is his sleep side.

David: It doesn't matter, he already pooped in there and I cleaned it up.

Me: He is just gonna think that is the place to go poop if you don't block it off

David: stfu you don't know anything about crate training a dog.

3/26/2010 9:39:11 AM

is it four yet?

3/26/2010 9:42:07 AM

i just made that finance test my bitch (hopefully)

3/26/2010 9:54:49 AM

im slowly figuring out who this asshole is who keeps signing up for shit with my gmail account, probably b/c his real one is close to mine

he likes cabelas, buffalo wild wings, camospace.com, some kids games that i've never gone in and approved his kids to do things on, and apparently lives in Eau Claire, WI

Quote :

" A Message from CamoSpace.com Hi KillinBucks, MALLARDCALLER has just asked to be your friend at CamoSpace.com "

lots of these lolz

one of these days i might actually go there, click the forgot password, and post some really homo shit up on his camospace

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 10:12 AM. Reason : kids]

3/26/2010 10:11:50 AM

^ DO IT

3/26/2010 10:12:40 AM

its friday and its slow right now. this can only mean one thing. im gonna get bumrushed after lunch

3/26/2010 10:18:05 AM

Woiioooo!

3/26/2010 10:19:26 AM

I have no idea what to get my friend for a housewarming present.

3/26/2010 10:23:11 AM

a silpat

3/26/2010 10:23:50 AM

not really sure how much i drank last night

the double shots and a beer starting off the night was probably a bad idea

3/26/2010 10:24:36 AM

I do

9 noble pils 3 blue moons 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum and a partridge and a pear tree

holla

3/26/2010 10:26:24 AM

I only know because I found the receipt in my pocket this morning

3/26/2010 10:27:32 AM

other than finishing laundry and packing, is there anything else I need to be doing today???

hmmmm...


got the dog on my left and the cat on my right; both just wanting to be loved & rubbed

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 10:35 AM. Reason : ]

3/26/2010 10:29:38 AM

ok
now to go get probed by the government through my wallet

3/26/2010 10:54:07 AM

retarded mistake on that quiz

ah well. pt time

3/26/2010 11:02:50 AM

jesus fucking christ...it's happening AGAIN. is it too much to ask that people not become bff with my exes?

3/26/2010 11:05:53 AM

^if it's what I saw that I think you're prolly talking about...fb friends is so blasé that I wouldn't worry too much about it

3/26/2010 11:09:45 AM

uggg I gotta figure out if this taxi service is just $4 when you stay on the island or if it's for anywhere

3/26/2010 11:10:58 AM

i didn't see anything on facebook, i'm talking about something else

3/26/2010 11:11:16 AM

k nevermind

3/26/2010 11:15:13 AM

i'm seriously gonna end up just alienating everyone more than i already do

3/26/2010 11:16:59 AM

Everyone notices when I change my hair color like two shades. It makes me feel a little bad that I don't notice jack about other people unless they get a foot of hair cut off or something.

3/26/2010 11:28:44 AM

Girls notice that type of thing. If a guy notices it about any girl he is simply trying to sleep with you.

I was so horrible with it. Even with girlfriends. I'd never think about when she did something with her hair.

3/26/2010 11:31:59 AM

I didn't even notice when a girl I was seeing got a nosejob

She was not amused

3/26/2010 11:33:16 AM

haha the person who just noticed was a guy. Pretty sure he is not trying to sleep with me.

3/26/2010 11:34:05 AM

So about this Kat chick on the Price is Right. Not the best face, but a killer body. And she has the look of a girl who would do things to you that you'd be ashamed about the next morning.

3/26/2010 11:36:32 AM

i'm pretty sure he's not trying to sleep with you too

3/26/2010 11:36:34 AM

gym time! maybe I'll try and lift weights

3/26/2010 11:38:50 AM

Roly Poly again

3/26/2010 11:42:05 AM