Quote :

"If a guy notices it about any girl he is simply trying to sleep with you."

i had lunch with my ex boyfriends brother a little while ago - i had died my hair since he last saw me. first thing he does it compliment me on my hair

and i KNOW he's not trying to sleep with me

3/26/2010 11:42:30 AM

thats what you think

3/26/2010 11:43:11 AM

My hair looks perfect right now...but I need to wash it before I go out tonight...maybe I should wash it now and give it plenty of time to get like this again

3/26/2010 11:46:03 AM

I have the oddest craving for some baklava

3/26/2010 11:48:39 AM

just packed his bag...waiting for my laundry to dry then I'll pack mine

hmmmm...what else?

3/26/2010 11:52:50 AM

Curse you wind! Why don't you just stop so it will feel warm outside so I can go lay out!

3/26/2010 11:54:52 AM

3/26/2010 12:02:36 PM

anybody in durham right now that can do me a quick favor and ill pay you some money

3/26/2010 12:42:50 PM

I'm on a boat!

3/26/2010 1:07:46 PM

just had something good happen - i feel like that's good karma for tonight's bball game

3/26/2010 1:08:42 PM

nobody in durham?

id make it well worth your time...money, alcohol, drugs

3/26/2010 1:08:51 PM

I'm gonna make a thread

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 1:13 PM. Reason : ]

3/26/2010 1:09:32 PM

nerd alertery for that meeting

jeepers

i now know 90 minutes more about network intrusion detection systems and hardware intrusion detection systems than i ever cared to

3/26/2010 1:09:44 PM

do not lie

3/26/2010 1:10:42 PM

If I were in Durham, I'd help you out saps.

Right now, I have to go get fitted for a tux for my friend's wedding.

3/26/2010 1:13:51 PM

i actually thought about pming you because i knew it'd be something youd be interested in and i was gonna offer to buy your ticket

3/26/2010 1:23:23 PM

ugh today is the slowest friday everrrrrrr

3/26/2010 1:24:20 PM

^this

3/26/2010 1:25:00 PM

I just saw an Easter egg but had already clicked on a link before I noticed it. Is that starting again?

3/26/2010 1:27:54 PM

there's no one in the office today either. a lot of people took today off. i should have been one of them.

3/26/2010 1:29:49 PM

0.o

3/26/2010 1:31:02 PM

^^^ it was probably the ad that's fooling everyone.

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 1:32 PM. Reason : ]

3/26/2010 1:31:24 PM

it's gonna rain soon, so that'll make this day even suckier

3/26/2010 1:31:57 PM

spring rains are though!

3/26/2010 1:32:53 PM

woot, nevermind, got my tickets!

3/26/2010 1:33:08 PM

Bachelor party weekend countdown... T-minus 1 hr, 27 minutes

3/26/2010 1:33:13 PM

stupid rain (i'll hate the rain with you thumper)

3/26/2010 1:33:13 PM

^^^ YAY

^^ YAY

^ BOO

3/26/2010 1:33:44 PM

what'd you get tickets to?

3/26/2010 1:34:18 PM

Ouchies! Hopefully I'll get some pain meds

3/26/2010 1:36:03 PM

advanced screening in durham for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_0evB0rxDk

woot!

3/26/2010 1:40:35 PM

Quote :

"CAN'T STOP LAUGHING"

(rah)² + (ah)³ +[roma(1+ma)] + (ga)² + (ooh) (la)²

3/26/2010 1:57:26 PM

a nap, that's what I need

3/26/2010 1:59:39 PM

never mind!

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 2:09 PM. Reason : asdfs]

3/26/2010 2:08:31 PM

can't tell if my knee is sore from the PT or the incoming rain

probably the PT

3/26/2010 2:30:28 PM

isn't it weird how broken bones ache when it's gonna rain? my left thumb is hurting.

i wonder if Skwinkle is having a hard time walking right now

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 2:33 PM. Reason : .]

3/26/2010 2:33:25 PM

that's not because it's going to rain

3/26/2010 2:35:09 PM

^

and posted in the context thread

3/26/2010 2:35:56 PM

gross

orange juice makes me feel nauseous now. i don't get it.

3/26/2010 2:36:11 PM

haha, this would be better

Quote :

"my left thumb is hurting. i wonder if Skwinkle is having a hard time walking right now "

3/26/2010 2:36:32 PM

nevermind

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 2:37 PM. Reason : .]

3/26/2010 2:36:40 PM

hahahahahaah holy shit guys i am laughing so hard i'm crying


i totally didn't see the problem with that statement when i posted it

3/26/2010 2:37:44 PM

are there starting to be fake advert profiles on facebook the way myspace got shortly before everyone stopped using myspace?

idk who this bitch from arizona is

3/26/2010 2:38:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

3/26/2010 2:39:10 PM

i think so

i have a couple of randos who have friended me

and theya ren't from tww and ihave 0 friends in common so whatevs

3/26/2010 2:39:23 PM

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000817961650

via "friend finder"

whatever that is

3/26/2010 2:40:22 PM

She seems very interested in Mafia Wars

3/26/2010 2:41:03 PM

i've had a few porn site profiles try to add me on facebook, so its been around the past few months. you can report them on the normal facebook, but not the mobile version

3/26/2010 2:42:04 PM

people that are pet sitting my dad's gf's dog while they are on a cruise this week (FML) are these twins i used to babysit

when they were in diapers

now they are 12

FML again! haha. that is so crazy. i mean i guess 11-12 years ago i was 13 and 14 but still that is crazy.

3/26/2010 2:43:31 PM

fuckin $140 to rent a tux for one fucking day???

JESUS I need to start a tux rental service

3/26/2010 3:01:51 PM