holy shit

that is one skeezy dewd

3/29/2010 5:43:04 PM

ugggg I don't wanna do homework

3/29/2010 5:55:43 PM

^ same

ughhhh. that is all that is left on my to do list

unless gossip girl counts

and my dog just burped a pepperoni burp in my face

3/29/2010 5:56:54 PM

that's better than a just finished eating poop from the litter box burp in your face.

3/29/2010 5:59:30 PM

so while I know I'm working tomorrow (when, exactly, were you going to tell me?)

...I have no clue where

3/29/2010 6:00:42 PM

Quote :

"that's better than a just finished eating poop from the litter box burp in your face. "

truth. why do dogs like to eat poop from the litter box??

i buy all natural litter because even though i have a covered litter box with a door she SOMEHOW manages to stick her head in there for little crunchy treats

3/29/2010 6:06:30 PM

I have the trolololol song in my head

now i'm thinking about the best way to achieve the trolololol guy as a halloween costume...i'm thinking other than the walk and nailing the suit, you gotta nail the wig

extra bonus, having the music and/or background

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 6:13 PM. Reason : ]

3/29/2010 6:11:43 PM

if my life was a movie, now would be the time for something good to happen

I am so tired of this :/

3/29/2010 6:18:43 PM

now let's play that "i just ran way too long and am i feeling awesome or am i about to vomit" game

3/29/2010 6:19:53 PM

And of course I'm talked in to going to Saucer for ONE drink. Gotta support the 200th beer cause though.

3/29/2010 6:20:18 PM

bryan, who all is going to saucer?

3/29/2010 6:26:38 PM

Quote :

"if my life was a movie, now would be the time for something good to happen "

i have been saying this for months

almost a year actually

i'm still waiting

not to be a debbie downer haha. just waiting for money to fall out of the sky or something.

3/29/2010 6:32:22 PM

HT brand diet soda is not that bad

3/29/2010 7:57:49 PM

This class is basically so politically correct that I just got yelled at for saying that illiterate people can't read.

3/29/2010 8:01:51 PM

ummm

are you supposed to spray baking cups with pam before using them?

i'm so confused.

3/29/2010 8:04:48 PM

crap i meant to put my sheets in the wash like 2 hours ago

3/29/2010 8:10:04 PM

One of the ads on the top corner keeps making an egg pop up, and I keep wanting to click it.

DAMN YOU, QFRED

3/29/2010 8:36:35 PM

tisk

3/29/2010 8:37:56 PM

really should've gotten dinner before i came over here to babysit.... nothing in the house that i can really eat

sooooo cliff bar and a diet coke for dinner

3/29/2010 8:48:14 PM

why is my dog pouting in bed?

she is so lazy

3/29/2010 8:48:41 PM

"if you get this job, you better be getting me a diamond."

3/29/2010 9:25:48 PM

lol

what she really means is if you get this job it better be a big diamond

3/29/2010 9:38:41 PM

hahaha


it's been a busy week


from "move into my apartment complex" to "get this job and get me a diamond."


but yeah, i'll go big or go home when that day comes.

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : ....]

3/29/2010 9:42:13 PM

omg ewwwwww
those are some nastyass teeth.

I'm so glad for my braces.

3/29/2010 9:43:03 PM

what the fuck

3/29/2010 9:43:35 PM

inorite

3/29/2010 9:44:42 PM

High performance happens tomorrow.

3/29/2010 9:52:57 PM

I'm a bit inebriated and looking to pass the fuck out after I take a shower.

First, some fluids and some chippos.

For a Monday, this one kinda sucked.

3/29/2010 9:56:35 PM

I cannot get this headache to go away . . . (actual) sudafed, ibuprofen, excedrin, even imitrex won't help

3/29/2010 9:58:18 PM

damn you took imitrex and that didn't knock it out? i have 2 coworkers who take imitrex and that stuff is hardcore

3/29/2010 9:59:32 PM

I doubt it's hardcore son.

3/29/2010 10:00:10 PM

i really should get around to cancelling my cable

but im kinda lazy

3/29/2010 10:00:14 PM

Then you need alcohol. It worked on my goddamn headache. Every other step I took placed me in a good deal of pain. After one beer it felt a whole hell of a lot better.

Now that I'm several beers deep, sleep should be awesome.

3/29/2010 10:00:36 PM

yeah I know, I can only get 9 pills every 3 mos so I can't "waste" them and it didn't even help . . it hurts right at the base of my skull and then on the left side of my face and left eye . . it makes that eye water

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ^ heh, I have a Guinness as we speak]

3/29/2010 10:01:24 PM

Alcohol sucks and THC is illegal.

FTW son and I'm not talkin' 'bout wins.

3/29/2010 10:01:34 PM

from the wilderness, b

3/29/2010 10:02:17 PM

i'm dying

and my dad is out of the country

i guess i have to call BCBS to see if i need a referral to a specialist

hopefully not

because i need a poop doctor like right meow

3/29/2010 10:24:57 PM

there are vitamins and supplements you can take if you're having trouble making a bowel movement. if that doesn't work you may need an enema.

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 10:26 PM. Reason : ]

3/29/2010 10:26:29 PM

Anyone want to go to The Big Easy and listen to some drum and bass? I told a friend I would go see him spin, but the people I was going to go with aren't answering their phones and I don't really want to go by myself.

3/29/2010 10:27:39 PM

holy shit lasik tomorrow. i'm supposed to be resting, but i'm just keyed up.

3/29/2010 10:28:03 PM

whose preschool kid is up at 10:30pm watching Yo Gabba Gabba?

3/29/2010 10:29:09 PM

^i could probably make a list

3/29/2010 10:30:42 PM

haven't worn my hair curly in months. I miss it, going to start rocken it again

3/29/2010 10:40:00 PM

rocken

3/29/2010 10:42:23 PM

3/29/2010 10:43:48 PM

I said I was hardcore.

3/29/2010 10:49:41 PM

goodnight yall!!!

3/29/2010 10:56:54 PM

3/29/2010 11:21:24 PM

goastface?

3/29/2010 11:22:51 PM

is 500 for 2 gaga tickets overkill or just par for the course?

fuck it, im officially obsessed

3/29/2010 11:23:24 PM