the guy im backing is irritating me.


SSTICK TO THE sh SNGS THAT YOU ARE DESTROYING, AWAY FROM THE CASH GAMES.


time from drink razz and little brother.

w00t

8/27/2006 11:15:17 PM

bad idea!

8/27/2006 11:47:48 PM

wtf

8/28/2006 3:51:05 AM

just another instance of your keyboard needed a sobriety checkpoint.

8/28/2006 7:55:26 AM

remember the story from the wintermute blog about when he was playing that nlhe cash game with a friend in vegas, where everytime they had a 4 in their hand they had to push all in?

well they apparently were doing it in a 25nl table on party the other night too

(btw, this guy has been utterly destroying the highest plo8 games on party for the last 2 years. this year alone nearing 400k from the 10/20 plo8. he talk a big game, and has the chops to prove it. crazy nuts style though. wicked tight preflop, then bananas post flop.)

heres the HH, i think he edited out the XXXX from party poker profanity filter.

someone look up the HH to verify

Quote :

"01:27 am: I wonder if Party will ban me for collusion. Check out the timestamps on this hand and the next one. It's got to be a record for partypoker. #Game No : 5038666635 ***** Hand History for Game 5038666635 ***** $25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 27, 04:04:07 ET 2006 Table Table 107936 (No DP) (Real Money) Seat 2 is the button Total number of players : 6 Seat 3: RawTurkey ( $70.30 ) Seat 4: Letter_F ( $287.21 ) Seat 2: HakAllah ( $51.60 ) Seat 6: QU4NT ( $23.80 ) Seat 1: Sippy333 ( $50.15 ) Seat 5: micromillion ( $8.15 ) RawTurkey posts small blind [$0.10]. Letter_F posts big blind [$0.25]. ** Dealing down cards ** Dealt to HakAllah [ 4d 7d ] micromillion calls [$0.25]. QU4NT folds. Sippy333 calls [$0.25]. HakAllah calls [$0.25]. RawTurkey raises [$0.40]. Letter_F calls [$0.25]. micromillion calls [$0.25]. Sippy333 calls [$0.25]. HakAllah: HM HakAllah: GOIN UP FAGS HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah: GODDAMIT Letter_F: all in come on man micromillion folds. Sippy333 calls [$0.50]. HakAllah: SO MANY DECISIONS HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F raises [$0.75]. Sippy333 folds. HakAllah raises [$0.75]. RawTurkey raises [$0.75]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: jesus Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah: WHO'S GOING TO SAY CHICKEN HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F folds. Letter_F: i did HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: had 56 of spades Letter_F: oops RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. micromillion: lol HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: this is sfgay RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: ghey HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: im going to sleep HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: u guys think this game is a joke RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: just go all in HakAllah: NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE ME BEAT HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: STILL... HakAllah: JUST IN CASE RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: \\OH BTW HakAllah: KAAAAAAAAAAAAA Letter_F: im not leaving until they leave HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: JUST FOLD RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I CANNOT Letter_F: ur beat Hak RawTurkey: SAVE UR MONEY HakAllah: I AM BOUND BY KA RULE HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. micromillion: calll the thing HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: i love this HakAllah: HANG ON HakAllah: INTERESTING HAND OTHER TABLE Letter_F: o XXXX im goin there to HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: PHEW! HakAllah: I ALMOST TIMED OUT THERE HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SWEET RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. micromillion: lmao HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAT???! RawTurkey: I DON'T THINK SO HakAllah: WHEN I PUT IN 28 RAISES, THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE BEHIND YOU STUPID FAGGOT "

8/28/2006 2:16:34 PM

Quote :

"HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: I GOT A FKING Q RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: NOW, ON THE OTHER TABLE, IM BEAT RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I GOT J9 HakAllah: OTHE RTABLE HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: I GOT FLUSH DRAW RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: GUESS TELLING U WAS BAD MOV RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: FKED UP THE SEMIBLUFF HakAllah: I WONDER WHAT IS THE LONGEST HAND PARTY HAS EVER DEALT micromillion: this one HakAllah: LETS GO FOR THE RECORD HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT LAST LIKE 3 DAYS RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I'M GOIGN TO FILE MY NAILS WHILE I WAIT FOR MY TIMER TO RUN DOWN HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: SO FAR THIS HAND HAS LASTED 11 MINUTES I THINK HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: i think i could get up to 1000 on this table if you guys stay up all nite HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: SHT I'M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY TO RAISE WITH RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: u cool rite HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: OK SERIOUSLY DUDE HakAllah: FOLD, YOU'RE BEHIND RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: LOOK, FKER, I GOT A Q Letter_F: omg we r almost there HakAllah: R U SERIOUS? RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I GOT 4 7 DIAMONDS HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I TOLD U I HAD KAAAAAAA HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: U JUST MADEA MISTAKE HakAllah: SHT MAYBE *I* SHOULD FOLD RawTurkey: NOW I'LL NOW WHAT TO DO RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: GODDAM I HOPE I WIN THIS RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I DONT THINK I'VE EVER WANTED TO WIN A POT MORE ACTUALLY HakAllah: EVEN A FAGGY LITTLE $100 POT HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: im saving all these HH RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: sfCrazy HakAllah: SHT HakAllah: HERE WE GO Letter_F: ur beat HakAllah calls [$0.25]. ** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 9h, Ad ] HakAllah: OH FK ME HakAllah: FK ME RIGHT IN THE ASS RawTurkey: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Letter_F: glad i folded RawTurkey checks. HakAllah checks. ** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ] RawTurkey bets [$0.25]. HakAllah: DAMMIT HakAllah: I THINK I'M DRAWING DEAD HakAllah calls [$0.25]. ** Dealing River ** [ 8s ] RawTurkey bets [$0.25]. HakAllah folds. RawTurkey shows [ 5c, Qs ] high card ace. RawTurkey wins $107 from the main pot with high card ace. ahaha folding there getting what, 428:1? ahahah Game #5038724225 starts. #Game No : 5038724225 ***** Hand History for Game 5038724225 ***** $25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 27, 04:21:52 ET 2006 Table Table 107936 (No DP) (Real Money) "

that woudl have been fucking hilarious to watch.

painful, but hilarious.

the chat is great. got that one guy just calling like a moron.

8/28/2006 2:16:57 PM

holy shit

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/28/poker.gold/index.html

8/28/2006 3:20:32 PM

Reminder....TWWSOP Event #2 tomorrow at 8pm...FULL TILT POKER

EVENT #2 is PLO (hi only)

8/28/2006 3:50:32 PM

GUESS IM JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO BACK

8/28/2006 4:01:06 PM

^^^Thats fucking crazy.

8/28/2006 5:37:31 PM

round two tonight, dont forget.

8pm.

hish is being a bitch and may not showup.

dont be like hish.

[Edited on August 29, 2006 at 11:18 AM. Reason : e]

8/29/2006 11:18:29 AM

anyone know what program tuff_fish uses to record his hands?

id like to do that for my own play somtime to look back ata my mistakes and the such

8/29/2006 1:34:21 PM

i
am
slowly but
surely come
back from
the dead...

8/29/2006 1:34:59 PM

8pm tonight event #2...ill most likely be there...

Passwords for all tourneys are "TWW2006".
All buyins are $10+1.

8/24/06: No Limit Hold Em 8pm
8/29/06: Pot Limit Omaha 8pm
9/5/06: No Limit Hold Em 8pm
9/12/06: HORSE 8pm
9/19/06 Pot Limit Omaha H/L 8pm
9/26/06 No Limit Hold Em 8pm

Scores will be posted after every tournament. Event times and days cannot be changed. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

8/29/2006 1:38:04 PM

come I don't even play Omaha and I'm in, where are all you pussies

8/29/2006 5:32:22 PM

in.

8/29/2006 5:37:10 PM

come on we've got 4, I don't want ben to win all 40 bucks

8/29/2006 6:47:07 PM

5 people =(

8/29/2006 7:58:06 PM

Quote :

"come I don't even play Omaha and I'm in, where are all you pussies"

8/29/2006 7:58:42 PM

I played some play money tables to warm up and lost 9 buyins, so I'm reeeeady

8/29/2006 7:59:33 PM

so basically the moral here is,

im the best omaha player on the planet.

8/29/2006 8:36:23 PM

me too

8/29/2006 8:44:43 PM

yeah but I only lost a dollar

8/29/2006 8:53:30 PM

royal++

hearts.



[Edited on August 29, 2006 at 9:19 PM. Reason : e]

8/29/2006 9:19:07 PM

Event #1 standings...

winner- pilgrimshoes (mrs fish)
2- xplosivo (btradio)
3- tomloes
4- linoleum24 (the hish)
5- noidroid
6- david0603

Event #2 standings...

winner- david0603
2- xplosivo (btradio)
3- tomloes
4- noidroid
5- pilgrimshoes (mrs fish)

[Edited on August 29, 2006 at 9:29 PM. Reason : hish is a pussy...]

8/29/2006 9:28:44 PM

just woke up, fucking a, omaha is my game too.

8/29/2006 9:29:40 PM

the lesson here: I suck ass at head's up

8/29/2006 9:33:32 PM

Haha, seems that way

8/29/2006 9:35:07 PM

in my defense, my cards SUCKED for the last 30 mins. and when I did get a hand it would get counterfeited. not good times.

That being said, you beat me pretty well.

8/29/2006 9:36:56 PM

holy string of crap.

pull a royal out of my ass one minute and get action on it then get totally jacked up for big pots in the next 15 minutes. of course, i had brought up two tables at the next limit up. both happened at the next one.

blehhhhhhh

gonna make me quit for the night.


A3JJ (me) vs A3TT (him) on a 245,5 board,

river is a T =(. get 1/4 of a 50/50 pot that was coincedentally AI on the flop when we both had >2 buy ins on the table.

bonk.


6 hands later at the other table where i had also doubled through someone.....

As3s5xJx (me) on a Js 4s Jc board.

checks to me, i pot it, gets repotted back at me. balls. well, there is one combination that beats me. and ive got a backdoor low.

he shows A2J4.

fuck.

low comes, but with no 2.

another 4 buy in pot.

and with that, im going to have a few drinks!

thanks to the few that came out for twwsop thingie.

8/29/2006 9:41:39 PM

Quote :

"well, there is one combination that beats me"

two

8/29/2006 9:51:45 PM

oh yeah, two.

see the irritating part is that im in the middle of another patented ben johnson ultra aggro roll building exercise.

start with 10 buyins for a level, move up when you hit 20.

i was at 19 buys for the 50, making the 9 in ~1500 hands.

move up to the 100s and get smoked liek this.

still only down 90 on the day however, so still lookin good for the 50s.

would have been a nice hit however =)

8/29/2006 9:55:28 PM

tourney question...i was playing in a $50 NLHE freezeout last night with 22 players...top 3 paid...we get down to 5 players, and i offer a chop, all but one guy wanted it...sweet...down to 4 players, i again offer the chop..same guy doesnt want to..sweet...down to final 3, and now im chip leader..i again, offer the chop...guy says no..

the two remaining players were nothing to be intimidated about, so i said fine, well play it out...i start out in the money with 2600 chips, non chop guy has 2000 and other guy has like 1300..

4 orbits later im down to 1650 in chips, when i catch 55 on the button...blinds are at 100/200...

i decide my hand HAS to be good here, and i push...i get called by the non chopper who shows 88..

giving the blinds, and my stack, i feel my only move was to fold or push...please share your thoughts on this...

8/30/2006 8:59:20 AM

The correct move is to not be a pussy and show up to your god damn omaha game!!!

Yeah, you have to push there.

How long did the tournament last?

8/30/2006 9:05:16 AM

4 hours...i dont know why people are against chopping, especially when it benefits them...i will ALWAYS chop, due to situations like that

sorry about omaha...one of the guys hosting wouldnt let me use his laptop...

8/30/2006 9:59:10 AM

Why not? What % of the prizepool went to the house?

8/30/2006 10:06:54 AM

i think 10%, maybe 15....i think they took $100 or 150...but they have dealers, etc

8/30/2006 11:34:59 AM

Eh, I have an 8am conf call. Not sure if I want to stay out until 12:30am. I wish the guy would stop being a douche and just tell me what % goes to the house. He keeps saying "If I'm lucky i break even on the tournaments" but it sounds like all he has are snacks and some drinks, so whats the deal.

8/30/2006 11:40:28 AM

david just hit the tuesday 150 at the donkey barn.

good structure.

8/30/2006 11:45:11 AM

donkey barn?

8/30/2006 11:53:23 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-OTPMaNexQc

dont know if this has been posted or not, but its fucked up

8/30/2006 5:17:12 PM

I figured they would both make quads in the end. Kind of anticlimactic if you ask me.

8/30/2006 6:08:21 PM

Same here, I was expecting a 6 to fall on the river. What makes this hand even sicker though, is that its a cash game

8/30/2006 6:11:07 PM

that hand makes me want to vomit

8/30/2006 6:21:07 PM

Won't be coming out tonights hish. I thought they do a cash game after the tourney? Does that not start until midnight?

8/30/2006 6:28:59 PM

I still think the bad beat that phil helmuth's wife took is worse. Had AQ, flopped AAQ, and lost to runner runner royal flush, when the Jd and Td turned and rivered

8/30/2006 6:35:32 PM

Hey I'm playing tonight at 8 and we need a fourth. Game will probably last till 11. If anyone is down please PM me. I live off Avent Ferry, between Western and Gorman.

8/30/2006 7:15:57 PM

What are you playing, spades, hearts?

8/30/2006 7:17:07 PM

No, holdem, but it's a lot more fun with more than 3.

8/30/2006 7:26:09 PM

Walked in with 5, walked out with 25.
There was a helluva hand towards the end, though. My friend Shawn was on tilt, and went all-in w/o lookin' at his cards. Then he looks at them, and shows me AJ (I'm out of the hand.) Scott calls and throws down pocket Kings.
The flop comes, slowly...
A (Yeah! says Shawn)
J (Fuck yeah! he says)
K (Shit!)
Scott wins the hand with trip kings.

8/30/2006 11:12:43 PM