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3/31/2010 2:01:52 PM

I'm not racist I have two black cats

3/31/2010 2:02:01 PM

i don't like grape soda. i'm not a fan of fake grape flavor

it always looks so good

but then it tastes like cough medicine (to me)

in other news

being crazy isn't all it is cracked up to be. i have to meet with my prof after class and i reallllly don't want to. too much attention.

3/31/2010 2:02:51 PM

to me it taste like cough medicine to me

3/31/2010 2:03:21 PM

They need to make diet grape soda

I can't drink real soda during my Stretch for Summer tune up

3/31/2010 2:05:47 PM

ghost ride, go crazy.....who's that driving? Patrick Swayze

3/31/2010 2:07:44 PM

Quote :

"what did you put for race on the census?"

Samoan

Also:


[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 2:13 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2010 2:11:46 PM

Boring and mundane task is....boring and mundane.

3/31/2010 2:14:38 PM

ikr

im writing functional specification docs for a bid packet

when you outsource shit it has to be down to the nitty gritty detail or it ain't gonna be right

3/31/2010 2:18:58 PM

craaaaaaaap, I lost my iPod.......

3/31/2010 2:19:04 PM

^^i'm duplicating stuff in our risk system. i do it every couple of months. it's like row by row of data, copy/paste, duplicate some more, copy/paste, SAVE....move on....

i'm going nuts

3/31/2010 2:20:50 PM

automate that shit

3/31/2010 2:21:22 PM

unfortunately this is one of those things we can't automate

i need to just hunker down for 5hrs and extend it out through the end of the year. gosh that'd be great

but after an hour of this i go cross-eyed and say FUGGIT

3/31/2010 2:22:15 PM

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

3/31/2010 2:25:13 PM

poop poop poop poop poop poop poop

3/31/2010 2:26:18 PM

i have to pee pee pee pee pee

3/31/2010 2:27:47 PM

just got a staffing plan that has me scheduled out until 2014.

maybe i should tell them im in the process of transitioning jobs

or maybe ill just stop showing up

3/31/2010 2:41:26 PM

Yay much less freaking out than I thought.

3/31/2010 3:00:12 PM

I'm gonna make chicken and broccoli casserole for dinner.

3/31/2010 3:08:27 PM

snaptime

3/31/2010 3:17:50 PM

I LOVE COTTON CANDY FLAVORED DUM DUMS!!!!

3/31/2010 3:27:54 PM

^me too

I AM SOOOOO GOD DAMN HUNGRY

3/31/2010 3:28:25 PM

I think Shanghai Express is the only Chinese place that doesn't include a fortune cookie with their meals.

3/31/2010 4:13:21 PM

It's cool when somebody is supposed to email you something, and they don't, but you don't wanna be a nagger and bitch at them about it, so you just have to sit there and wait.

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 4:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2010 4:17:30 PM

One of my bald tires was so bad that a belt had popped and created a golf ball sized knot on the tread. I'm lucky it didn't blow.

3/31/2010 4:20:51 PM

are you talking about your stomach again?

3/31/2010 4:22:17 PM

If there aren't belts showing then you haven't gotten the full life of your tires.

3/31/2010 4:22:20 PM

what designer in his right mind thinks images like this are effective marketing tools

3/31/2010 4:34:16 PM

I WANT TO BUY WHATEVER HE IS SELLING.

3/31/2010 4:34:58 PM

3/31/2010 4:35:12 PM

fuck

what did i do with that whammy bar

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 4:49 PM. Reason : found it! I hope this guy buys this guitar...]

3/31/2010 4:40:40 PM

I need to clean my room now that I actually have time to do so.

but do not want to

3/31/2010 5:02:37 PM

tonight is going to rule

3/31/2010 5:03:20 PM

3/31/2010 5:03:28 PM

i'm so tired

i want to take a 1 hour nap before i start my research paper

bad idea? or good idea? probably bad.

also someone pls to come to my house and peel my carrots and cut them into carrot chips please so i can dip them into my peppercorn ranch dressing. thanks.

3/31/2010 5:10:43 PM

OH YEAH

can't wait for the JUSTIN ROUND of bingo

3/31/2010 5:11:31 PM

god damn

i used to have a schnauzer and she could be kinda yappy sometimes (she was just territorial)

but this bitch that walks her two mini schnauzers around the condo complex has the most annoying dogs on the face of the earth. they yap and yap and yap while on a leash. very high pitched. very annoying. and it drives my dog insane cause it can be heard LOUD AND CLEAR inside. ugh.

3/31/2010 5:18:41 PM

Quote :

"tonight is going to rule"

3/31/2010 5:24:29 PM

dear vegetables and joanna newsom:

please give me inspiration for my paper

love,
khcadwal

3/31/2010 5:39:19 PM

shit

why did my grandmother just call me

this cannot be good

i hope she leaves a message (i ignored the call like a bitch)

3/31/2010 5:47:56 PM

fuck yes

3/31/2010 6:06:21 PM

EGG SALAD!!!!!

3/31/2010 6:09:43 PM

WHY WOULD YOUR G'MA CALL YOU ABOUT EGG SALAD LOL

3/31/2010 6:19:25 PM

i'm supposed to record my dreams for counseling except i don't think that it would be helpful. yesterday during my nap i dreamed i was dating this guy that was about to go into the nba draft and i was scared he would cheat on me and he was really really tall

and then last night i dreamed i was a dj at jackpot and john locke (aka the smoke monster) came and killed a lot of people.

3/31/2010 6:20:17 PM

Gah I can't figure out a name for my second cat

3/31/2010 6:43:30 PM

rupert

max

theodore

3/31/2010 6:43:55 PM

Paulie

Teddy

Macky

3/31/2010 6:46:16 PM

Well the fuzzy one is Thatch, named after Blackbeard (Teach would've been a weird name imo).

I want the other to be named after something that I'm obsessed with...Blackbeard, Hanson, Johnny Depp, Mermaids

3/31/2010 6:47:57 PM

Zac

Tay

Ike

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 6:49 PM. Reason : man i feel ~]

3/31/2010 6:49:14 PM

titan? for king titan? wasn't that a mermaid?

ummmmmm edward (scissorhands)

lucy (for hanson but i guess you said they were both boys so that probalby wouldn't work haha)

3/31/2010 6:49:50 PM