Yeah, I don't really wanna name it after one of the Hanson brothers...

I'm gonna feel really stupid if they are girls...I'm gonna try to take them to the vet either tomorrow or friday, maybe I should hold off on the names until then.

And I was actually thinking Titan...

I thought of Edward, but I figured people would think that I named it after Edward Cullen...and I would not want people to think that

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 6:51 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2010 6:50:22 PM

Kraken

3/31/2010 6:52:23 PM

Posting from new droid

3/31/2010 7:05:24 PM

check out lil B

3/31/2010 7:06:28 PM

i didnt realize you were pregnant

3/31/2010 7:07:03 PM

funny


nephew numbah 2!

3/31/2010 7:09:54 PM

if i don't go visit the folks this weekend i think i might try my hand at installing this damn microwave finally

3/31/2010 7:13:57 PM

grrrr i hate when i make stupid mistakes

and it's not like i'm not paying attention - just making an assumption that i remember it. and apparently i didn't

3/31/2010 7:14:51 PM

wine tonight or no wine?

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 7:21 PM. Reason : i have a hole in my caloric intake to justify it ]

3/31/2010 7:21:06 PM

awwww, Bentley is so cute!

3/31/2010 7:22:15 PM

I am both more and less productive when working from home

I can focus better, but at the same time, any distraction is much more of a distraction. But I generally don't take more than 5 minutes for lunch too

3/31/2010 7:23:19 PM

i can't decide if i should go to starbucks or not

it is like 5 seconds away

and i have a gift card

and a paper to write ton.

HMMMM.

3/31/2010 7:23:33 PM

GO TO STARBUCKS

3/31/2010 7:24:34 PM

but i don't knowwww what to order thurrrr

3/31/2010 7:25:17 PM

doggy has awful diarrhea.

it's like liquid shit flying a foot in the air straight behind her bad. and the smell just about made me puke

3/31/2010 7:26:18 PM

java chip frappuccino

3/31/2010 7:29:18 PM

i think i'm going to get a frappacino or an iced latte

but i don't know what flavors of lattes there areeee. i never go to starbucks

3/31/2010 7:29:57 PM

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can't wait to move

NC isn't bad...but it's not what I want.

3/31/2010 7:55:36 PM

I wish my friend would answer his damn phone

3/31/2010 7:56:07 PM

^^ when are you moving?

I GOT STARBUCKS but i just found out my paper only has to be 10 pages and i made the executive decision to skip my first two classes (no class until 4) tomorrow to work on it AND it isn't due until midnight tomorrow night

so my motivation has just plummeted. i guess i'll read my research and write my intro (hardest part) and plan the rest or something.

dammit

i got extra espresso, too.

3/31/2010 8:02:09 PM

I just fell asleep on the couch for about two hours (maybe it was two and a half) and now every time I blink everything becomes super blurry and I can't see anything clearly for a few seconds.

I dislike my current state of sleep health. I'm gonna go DIABEETUS UP.

3/31/2010 8:09:12 PM

Omgah I'm gonna go to bed EARLY tonight!

3/31/2010 8:10:32 PM

ME TOO.
I'm so tired I've got that nauseous feeling and my chest sort of hurts. . . whateverthefuck that is

3/31/2010 8:16:29 PM

Yeah, I'm sitting here about to fall asleep...I kinda just wanna put it off until at least 8:45 so that I will fall asleep after 9, I don't wanna get to sleep too early because then I'll wake up too early and be super tired all day tomorrow.

3/31/2010 8:18:22 PM

i'm gonna be asleep as soon as American Idol is over

3/31/2010 9:11:41 PM

i shouldn't be feeling like this

3/31/2010 9:19:41 PM

im bored

3/31/2010 9:19:50 PM

i'm drunk and tired and ready to pass out

3/31/2010 9:20:19 PM

I can't believe what I just saw. This woman just paid over $2,400 for perscription drugs this month out of pocket... She's really working/fighting for her life... Man, that royally sucks.























Holy shit that sucks a lot. Damn.

3/31/2010 9:21:05 PM

i think this thing right here












































is so over done and totally lame






























and it annoys the shit outta me


































every time i see it

3/31/2010 9:22:01 PM

Later sons!

Must get rest for the AM time!

3/31/2010 9:24:37 PM

Happy Aviation Time son!

3/31/2010 9:24:59 PM

this is my paper title: From the Rib of Adam: The Feminist Narrative in Modern Jurisprudence

i need to write my intro. then i can go to bed and finish it (the paper) tomorrow.

but i don't really know my thesis. well i guess that the feminist narrative is useful in many areas of the law --> obviously the rise of the feminist narrative through the women's rights movement and in reproduction cases and rape cases. but it can also be useful in evaluating death penalty jurisprudence andddddd international human rights.

i wish i wasn't dumb so that i could just knock this out like i used to be able to do. i think law school has seriously taken a giant chomp out of my intellect. i can barely do the usa today daily crossword puzzle anymore.

3/31/2010 9:32:06 PM

i could eat a million pickles

3/31/2010 9:38:24 PM

sweet or sour?????????



this is imprtnt

3/31/2010 9:40:12 PM

SWEET OR DILL?

3/31/2010 9:40:15 PM

GIT OUTTA MY HEAD KADWACKLE

3/31/2010 9:40:58 PM

LOLOL my b yo!

3/31/2010 9:41:42 PM

Quote :

"i wish i wasn't dumb so that i could just knock this out like i used to be able to do."

Mayhaps it is not "dumbness" but rather the fact that you left a law school thesis paper until the last minute?

*** Myself and TKE-Teg worked at HoneyBaked Ham during college. And the manager bought an entire BUCKET of dill pickles... solely because we liked them. It was amazing.

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 9:43 PM. Reason : and that is pretty ~ that he posted right after me]

3/31/2010 9:41:51 PM

^^^^^my advice is to continue posting on TWW. Something will come to you.

3/31/2010 9:42:09 PM

dear big dumb animal,

please to stop snoring

kthnxu

3/31/2010 9:43:30 PM

^^^well luckily it isn't a thesis paper

its only a 10 page paper for my 2 credit hour elective that blows. it only blows because its a shitload of work for a 2 credit hour elective in my last effing semester (WHINE - but all the other 3Ls in my class are whining too)

its a law and literature course

and it isn't due tomorrow until midnight (well 11:59) so i have plenty of time to write it (a 10 pager these days is like easy peasy since i'm used to writing 30 pagers the night before). i just have 0 motivation. this is like senioritis x 1million.

and like my other 2 credit hour elective requires a paper too but that is in lieu of an exam. in this dumbass class i have a paper and an exam.

^^ i know right.

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2010 9:44:20 PM

that's no way to speak about your bf

3/31/2010 9:44:49 PM

Quote :

"this is like senioritis x 1million."

My last quarter in my MBA program it was a fight just to go to class after work. But I managed it somehow... It was like water torture.

What I'm thinking: Fuck Shane Victorino and every single living being that has ever lived in, visited or rooted for anything Philadelphia.

3/31/2010 9:47:00 PM

god i know its fucking horrible

i would rather have a root canal i think

i would trade 5 root canals to just get straight Cs (aka ruin my gpa) and just not have to do anything else all semester.

3/31/2010 9:48:49 PM

oh my god

i fucking HATE taking my dog out at night because other people do not pick up their goddamn dog's SHIT

its not that fucking hard you can either

a) save the grocery store bags and use those OR
b) use the fucking bags provided in the mother fucking courtyard

my dog has GIANT poops compared to most dog's here (little bitch ass dogs). just because your dog's poop is medium to small does not mean it is any less stinky or IRRITATING to step in.

COME THE FUCK ON. i wish i could catch someone in the act. sometimes in the day time if i'm picking up my dog's poop and i stumble across another anonymous one on the way to the trash i pick that one up, too because its so fucking irritating to step in dog shit

AND NOW THOSE DAMN YAPPY SCHNAUZERS ARE BARKING AGIAN OUTSIDE. jesus christ.

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 10:22 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2010 10:19:56 PM

you post a lot

3/31/2010 10:23:00 PM

well dur

3/31/2010 10:25:47 PM

well, it's one of those situations where we're dealing with the lesser of two evils.

if she's posting on TWW, then she's not out there murdering children. let's just pray that she doesn't get a smartphone enabling her to surf the web while out and about in the world...

3/31/2010 10:27:23 PM

lol

3/31/2010 10:27:54 PM