^^Pervert

4/1/2010 2:31:49 PM

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 2:52 PM. Reason : nm]

4/1/2010 2:44:57 PM

If this isn't an April fools joke, and they really are having a baby then I'm just gonna say the thing you aren't supposed to...

where's my frickin' accidental baby? I haven't taken bc in over 4 years!

yes! I am finally baby envy!! What of it!?

4/1/2010 3:07:58 PM

Cried and slept all day again.

4/1/2010 3:09:13 PM

well its only 3pm so you didn't sleep ALL day

whatchyouuu cryin about?

4/1/2010 3:09:46 PM

I'm not sure. I'm seeing a doctor to see if its pyschosomatic symptom to an underlying physiological problem.

4/1/2010 3:12:02 PM

hug?

4/1/2010 3:12:29 PM

Yay!

4/1/2010 3:15:23 PM

cold showers when it's all hot out are amazing

4/1/2010 3:33:56 PM

Why do a bunch of restaurants have buffets at lunch but not dinner? That seems weird to me.

4/1/2010 3:40:24 PM

DOES THIS SENTENCE MAKE SENSE?

Just as Eve was created from the rib of Adam, the feminist legal narrative necessarily stems from masculinity.

OR should it be

Just as Eve was created from the rib of Adam, the feminist legal narrative necessarily stems from the masculine perspective.

OR do neither of those make sense?

4/1/2010 3:41:41 PM

Are you using biblical references in an academic paper?

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 3:45 PM. Reason : I don't like "necessarily"]

4/1/2010 3:43:40 PM

well a major premise of the paper is the historical oppression of females and their exclusion from the law

so yea

there is one biblical reference. probably some mythology references too.

(its a law and lit class. we treat the bible as literature in the class. that probably helps clarify a little bit, lol)

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 3:47 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2010 3:47:05 PM

Ladies and Gentleman, the North Carolina Central School of Law!

4/1/2010 3:48:30 PM

haha, OK, that makes more sense. If it was just for a straight law class and you throw in creation stories like they actually happened I might be a bit concerned.

4/1/2010 3:48:50 PM

^ hahaha yea that would be a little ridiculous (unless i went to liberty. then maybe i'd get an A+++ lol)

4/1/2010 3:50:16 PM

straight law, gay law

4/1/2010 3:50:48 PM

i'm also using wuthering heights and jane eyre as sources of legal history even though they aren't legal novels. and they are fictional novels. this paper is whack

don't ask me

it was supposed to be a law and humanities class but it turned out to be law and literature (prof has a PHd in english, figures)

*SIGH*

4/1/2010 3:52:29 PM

holy shit i'm exhausted

i need some sleep

4/1/2010 3:52:53 PM

i want a study thread like joie

but i don't want to be a copycat

and i don't want to make another thread about myself cause i already have a lot

butttttt

i mgiht do it anyway

4/1/2010 4:10:07 PM

Someone seems to know what I drove a decade ago, wut

4/1/2010 4:10:55 PM

that Four Horsemen shot absolutely SLAYED me last night

I can't believe I took it

4/1/2010 4:12:43 PM

you aren't somebody until you've vomited in the jackpot

haha jk

kinda

4/1/2010 4:13:52 PM

I don't know how I didn't. I also sent out some inappropriate texts and am afraid to check my sent messages

4/1/2010 4:14:43 PM

hahaha love when that happens

WHAT I WANT:

someone to cut my toenails and paint them

someone to come get my starbucks gift card and go get me some starbucks (i would buy them a drink for their troubles)

there was something else but i can't remember. oh yea a soda from the fridge. i don't feel like getting up. lol.

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 4:16 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2010 4:15:02 PM

my friend just called and asked "how did you end up so wasted last night? I played a game of pool and went out for a cigarette and came back to the table and you were completely out of it"

it was right after the (massive) shot

4/1/2010 4:16:31 PM

lol

sad i missed it

4/1/2010 4:17:58 PM

Brian dedicated a round of bingo to me by selecting 15 or so of my favorite bands

pretty much my top 15

it ruled so much I think we took all the leftover cards

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 4:21 PM. Reason : the middle square was labled TGL3]

4/1/2010 4:19:51 PM

Woohoo!!! White house Easter egg hunt tickets acquired

4/1/2010 4:23:27 PM

^^ lol that is awesome

^ ohhh i wanna go lol

4/1/2010 4:24:14 PM

Taking my three old niece. I'm pretty excited

4/1/2010 4:25:55 PM

dinner reservations made.

woop.

4/1/2010 4:28:18 PM

^nice

4/1/2010 4:28:54 PM

^^ FOR ME??

awww you shouldn't have

4/1/2010 4:29:27 PM

Crisis averted...for now.

4/1/2010 4:59:24 PM

god damn yappy schnauzers

4/1/2010 5:10:28 PM

I can haz egg now?

4/1/2010 5:12:18 PM

I don't want to go to work

I just want to sleep

I got 0 hours of sleep last night

4/1/2010 5:14:11 PM

Quote :

"^^ FOR ME?? awww you shouldn't have"

ehehe totally

4/1/2010 5:14:42 PM

april fools egg? wtf?

4/1/2010 5:15:29 PM

yeh got one of those fuckers too

4/1/2010 5:15:57 PM

Thats not the Turks, is it pilgrim?

Because thats MY island

Stay the fuck out

4/1/2010 5:17:17 PM

are fundamental and preliminary synonyms

or i mean can they be? are they too similar to use side by side in a sentence?

i want to use fundamental to denote essential, key, imperative, blah blah

and preliminary to mean early, elementary, first, etc, etc

4/1/2010 5:26:45 PM

not synonyms at all

4/1/2010 5:29:03 PM

all search and no eggs makes sawahash a dull user

4/1/2010 5:29:43 PM

I am not looking forward to mosquito season.

4/1/2010 5:30:33 PM

well i know they aren't like EXACT synonyms

but fundamental can mean basic

and preliminary can mean basic

i don't want to be redundant

4/1/2010 5:31:40 PM

EGGS

4/1/2010 5:51:59 PM

SCORE

street view in that entire area

4/1/2010 5:55:32 PM

sleepy

4/1/2010 5:55:59 PM