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4/1/2010 6:02:21 PM

dammit
i could really go for some pizza

4/1/2010 6:02:41 PM

I just ordered a pizza

4/1/2010 6:03:25 PM

i'm hongry

4/1/2010 6:03:46 PM

dang...
I saw the estimated delievery time and i was like wtf why is it gonna take so long to get a pizza here, it's normally only 30 mins...and then I remembered is vacation time for people so there are a lot more people down here

4/1/2010 6:04:32 PM

stupid fucking closing law firm mailed my homeowners insurance check to the wrong provider, and i just got a notice of cancellation from my real provider.

so now, to track down where the hell that money went to.

(not inconsequential amount of cash)

4/1/2010 6:04:57 PM

so fucking hungry

I'm also pissed that I couldn't go out on the beach today because I had to wait for the dishwasher repair man to come and fix that fucker

4/1/2010 6:26:54 PM

EGG

WANT

4/1/2010 6:27:17 PM

must get lead.... won't be on later...

4/1/2010 6:28:02 PM

this is working on every april fools egg

if you click an egg and get the fools page just click back and click the egg again

4/1/2010 6:28:16 PM

damn, it feels like it's friday...I wish I could go to that party tomorrow night but I have to work...at least I'll get a good amount of money tomorrow.

4/1/2010 6:31:12 PM

uggg is the creeper deliever guy

4/1/2010 6:38:35 PM

hey you guys gotta tell me if the server goes down ok

4/1/2010 7:02:58 PM

server went down

4/1/2010 7:03:27 PM

I'll pm you next time

4/1/2010 7:04:07 PM

did they bring the server down to stop my egg haxors

4/1/2010 7:04:41 PM

lol @ pat sajak and NPH intercut into the jeopardy broadcast

4/1/2010 7:15:51 PM

I really want some sushi tonight for some reason

the wife and mother in law want mexican though, hmmmm

4/1/2010 7:24:18 PM

Damn, that egg update page is going by the second. LOOK AT ALL THEM EGGS!

4/1/2010 7:41:22 PM

eggs

4/1/2010 7:42:09 PM

give me eggs

4/1/2010 7:44:45 PM

yum

4/1/2010 8:09:01 PM

one in three chance of getting your dick ripped off

4/1/2010 8:38:25 PM

http://listings.listhub.net/pages/IRESCO/596975/?channel=gbase

omg that is a HORRIBLE house

4/1/2010 8:51:33 PM

my poor niece.... she misses her mommy

4/1/2010 9:05:25 PM

jesus tittyfucking christ




--fuck an internal server error

4/1/2010 9:30:16 PM

I missed spin and didn't work out tonight

I suck at life

4/1/2010 10:17:04 PM

THE AVIATION AND KNIFE THREAD NEEDS SOME AVIATION AND KNIFE SON.

4/1/2010 10:17:55 PM

fatty

4/1/2010 10:18:54 PM

I know

4/1/2010 10:19:28 PM

pepperwood wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

4/1/2010 10:19:54 PM

awesome another headache

4/1/2010 10:27:42 PM

rats, the Hells lost

4/1/2010 10:35:56 PM

I've decided I will name kitty number two Pabst...

Kitty number one is Thatch and Kitty number two it Pabst

Now if I got to the vet tomorrow and find out they are girls I'm gonna be

4/1/2010 11:03:26 PM

i don't know a lot about cats because i think they're awful animals, but are you not able to just look and see if it has a penis??

4/1/2010 11:04:40 PM

i LOVE when girls wear dresses

4/1/2010 11:05:00 PM

^^It's a lot harder to tell on kittens cause boy kittens don't show their little furry balls yet...and you can't see a pee pee

I mean best I can tell they are boys, from lifting up their tail, but I could be wrong.

4/1/2010 11:06:53 PM

no eggs, oh shit errors, and then it wont refresh or anything

probably just better to go to bed

4/1/2010 11:20:29 PM

eggz

4/1/2010 11:21:06 PM

then i find one

4/1/2010 11:23:21 PM

Found one too.

4/1/2010 11:23:58 PM

Gah, I am so happy that I already have a good base tan so that there will be no pictures of me this summer looking like a lobster...I'm also happy I know how to avoid the sunglasses tan

4/1/2010 11:24:23 PM

my phone is still syncing..........why?

4/1/2010 11:30:44 PM

It has been around 36 hours since I've gotten any sleep

4/1/2010 11:52:12 PM

An honest egg

4/1/2010 11:52:45 PM

i need to shower

4/1/2010 11:53:16 PM

Trying to avoid the hat trick tomorrow.

4/1/2010 11:53:25 PM

4/1/2010 11:56:00 PM

want to have a good weekend!

4/1/2010 11:56:45 PM

4/1/2010 11:56:48 PM