i will not be a dickhead

8/31/2006 12:24:05 AM

hi Karim

8/31/2006 2:06:38 AM

Anyone else a member at PokerInside.com and play on CDpoker? They have a pretty good deal going, they basically did away with their rakeback promotion, and now offer poker point challenges, its based on how many hands you play a week and your rake. Ive been getting back about $50 a week. They give you a goal each week, and if you reach it, you get the money. PokerInside still gives you $20 to start with too I think.

8/31/2006 7:29:38 PM

^^ did you get Gus?

8/31/2006 7:33:48 PM

Eddie gave Gus to me for use tonight..........

His power was lacking.

The highest cards I saw were pocket 4s in 6 hours. Well maybe K-Q suited. I got over zealous when I hit top pair to lose the rest of my money

9/1/2006 5:48:43 AM

dont you remember Gus's power?

bad cards into good. you get bad cards, play them from time to time in position and presto

9/1/2006 10:57:26 AM

whoa, that new bot protection thing on party is weird.

9/1/2006 5:42:20 PM

what bot protection thingy, I have yet to see it, although I only play HU SNG's, so maybe I wouldn't see it there anyway

9/1/2006 6:53:35 PM

yeah probably not in the sngs.

just random popup thingies with a character string all crunked out like on ticketmaster.

have a set period of time to input the string itno a text box or they disconnect you.

meh.

9/1/2006 6:55:46 PM

i suckout good

***** Hand History for Game 5080246689 *****
$50 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Friday, September 01, 19:14:58 ET 2006
Table Table 97580 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 4: pilgrimshoes ( $63.72 )
Seat 8: SellMySoul ( $46.84 )
Seat 10: SOCALTROJANS ( $64.43 )
Seat 7: Cprock1 ( $34.24 )
Seat 9: J___HAWK___W ( $38.72 )
Seat 2: matt10620 ( $74.78 )
Seat 6: chilllydoggy ( $12.91 )
Seat 3: BSUCHOP ( $45.43 )
Seat 5: No1_Tigger_Fan ( $3.50 )
Seat 1: delirium_w ( $38.62 )
matt10620 posts small blind [$0.25].
BSUCHOP posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to pilgrimshoes [ Qd Js Kd As ]
pilgrimshoes calls [$0.50].
No1_Tigger_Fan folds.
chilllydoggy calls [$0.50].
SellMySoul folds.
J___HAWK___W calls [$0.50].
SOCALTROJANS raises [$1].
delirium_w calls [$1].
matt10620 calls [$0.75].
BSUCHOP calls [$0.50].
pilgrimshoes calls [$0.50].
chilllydoggy calls [$0.50].
J___HAWK___W calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, Jd, Ts ]
matt10620 checks.
BSUCHOP checks.
pilgrimshoes checks.
chilllydoggy checks.
J___HAWK___W checks.
SOCALTROJANS checks.
delirium_w checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
matt10620 checks.
BSUCHOP checks.
pilgrimshoes bets [$3.04].
chilllydoggy folds.
J___HAWK___W calls [$3.04].
SOCALTROJANS folds.
delirium_w folds.
matt10620 folds.
BSUCHOP folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
pilgrimshoes bets [$5].
J___HAWK___W raises [$10].
pilgrimshoes raises [$15].
J___HAWK___W calls [$10].
pilgrimshoes shows [ Qd, Js, Kd, As ] a straight flush, king high.
J___HAWK___W doesn't show [ Th, 2h, 4d, Tc ] four of a kind, tens.
pilgrimshoes wins $50.43 from the main pot with a straight flush, king high.
There was no qualifying low hand.

9/1/2006 7:18:29 PM

oh snap.. where's a BBJ when you need it?

9/1/2006 9:02:48 PM

no kidding, its at 200k.

too bad they dont rock on the omaha tables, id never leave the 25s and 50s

9/1/2006 9:10:59 PM

What site?

9/1/2006 10:56:44 PM

prty.

remember that they use like 75k or something to refuel for the next

9/1/2006 11:14:25 PM

I'M JUST SPEWIN CHIPS

9/2/2006 2:39:23 PM

so last night NoidRoid was bored (i guess) and sweating me though the bubble of a $44 MTT last night.

then my power went out due to the remnants of Ernesto up here in DE.

called whoever i figured wouldnt mind a call at 2am about getitng on for me and playing it out...

got blinded away for a while, then jonnySim got home from the bar, logged in as me and ran into the mid teens while im on the phone.


lol

9/2/2006 7:35:11 PM

I know they say it doesn't happen, but why is EVERY fucking time I withdraw money, I go on a prolonged losing streak.

9/2/2006 8:58:27 PM

Honestly, here's what I believe. Some people are just not good online poker players. Everyone is going to run into both good and bad streaks IRL and online, but the key is to ride the good streaks for as long as possible and to end the bad streaks as quickly as possible when they come. This is definitely not a bash on you or your skills, but I have found there is an innate "feel" to playing online, and the more I play the more I realize it. Moreover, I have found that some of the best real life players just don't have this. It's not a criticism of you on any level, but perhaps you should step back and ask yourself if you're someone who just isn't all that great at online poker.

9/3/2006 7:34:42 PM

I kinda see what you are saying, and for about the past year, I have been doing really well online, I've just noticed that right after I cash out, I seem to always hit a long losing streak, which I have recovered from, I just find it weird they always hit after a cashout it seems. And of course, I do have them other times also, maybe I just notice them more after I withdraw some money.

9/3/2006 9:37:47 PM

8pm tonight event #3...i will be there...

Passwords for all tourneys are "TWW2006".
All buyins are $10+1.

8/24/06: No Limit Hold Em 8pm
8/29/06: Pot Limit Omaha 8pm
9/5/06: No Limit Hold Em 8pm
9/12/06: HORSE 8pm
9/19/06 Pot Limit Omaha H/L 8pm
9/26/06 No Limit Hold Em 8pm

tonight is NLHE...im sure we will see some amazing play, like calling RR's with Q9s....awesome

9/5/2006 10:22:25 AM

dont hate us lagggggs

[Edited on September 5, 2006 at 10:24 AM. Reason : w]

9/5/2006 10:24:09 AM

^ its baggggs....as in saddlebags, not laggggs

9/5/2006 10:56:40 AM

saw a guy lose $500 at a friendly .25/.50 game that was at a labor day cookout

yes a lot $ lost was to me too, but christ. I've never seen anyone lose 1000 BB's in 1 sitting

9/5/2006 11:04:16 AM

my buddy was on the WSOP show last night...

he had pocket aces against Negreanu in the main hand they showed with him...


NC state represent

9/5/2006 4:47:50 PM

Quote :

"8pm tonight event #3...i will be there... Passwords for all tourneys are "TWW2006". All buyins are $10+1. 9/5/06: No Limit Hold Em 8pm "

9/5/2006 5:31:40 PM

haha, I just beat some brit out of a big pot and he wrote 'bllx'


presumably for bullocks

9/5/2006 6:06:24 PM

yeah im gonna start using that one

and "o bls"

9/5/2006 6:07:44 PM

hahahaha


no softball game for me, so that means im finally in a TWWSOP event!

9/5/2006 6:24:45 PM

im gonna "fn dstry u wnkrz"

9/5/2006 6:28:45 PM

the bullocks is the best ahahahaha

9/5/2006 6:31:02 PM

looks like a pretty good (quality) field tonight

9/5/2006 7:25:43 PM

goin to the st0

will be back b4

9/5/2006 7:27:48 PM

rally- i know the guy...from the coast with the beard right? he is engaged to my friends sister...

9/5/2006 7:28:50 PM

ok and now im pissed.

=(

just blew off a huge pot being a moron with nut low draw with no protection and 2nd nut flushdraw with a straight draw.

ran into nut flush draw with nut low draw WITH protection.

i get counterfeited on the turn, flush comes out too.

gahhdammit.


yall are fucked!

9/5/2006 7:55:36 PM

BLLX

9/5/2006 8:15:17 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #971964277: TWWSOP Summer 2006 #3 (5515171), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:21:21 ET - 2006/09/05
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth (2,600)
Seat 2: MrsFish (680)
Seat 3: noidroid (390)
Seat 4: PearlJammed (2,010)
Seat 5: btradio (2,780)
Seat 6: david0603 (1,120)
Seat 7: The Hish 24 (920)
MrsFish posts the small blind of 25
noidroid posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Hish 24 [4s 4c]
PearlJammed folds
btradio calls 50
david0603 folds
The Hish 24 calls 50
Ill Hellmuth calls 50
MrsFish folds
noidroid checks
*** FLOP *** [8s 2d 2c]
PearlJammed: ben
noidroid checks
btradio checks
The Hish 24 checks
PearlJammed: was that value bet or bluff?
MrsFish: yeah that was bad
Ill Hellmuth checks
*** TURN *** [8s 2d 2c] [Kc]
noidroid checks
PearlJammed: <---- need it for notes
btradio checks
The Hish 24 checks
MrsFish: i dunno, thought you may just have overs
Ill Hellmuth checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 2d 2c Kc] [4h]
MrsFish: ahah
noidroid bets 140
MrsFish: im betting any non a or k on the end there
btradio folds
The Hish 24 raises to 280
Ill Hellmuth folds
noidroid raises to 340, and is all in
The Hish 24 calls 60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
noidroid shows [8d 2s] (a full house, Twos full of Eights)
The Hish 24 shows [4s 4c] (a full house, Fours full of Twos)
The Hish 24 wins the pot (905) with a full house, Fours full of Twos
noidroid stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 905 | Rake 0
Board: [8s 2d 2c Kc 4h]
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth (button) folded on the River
Seat 2: MrsFish (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: noidroid (big blind) showed [8d 2s] and lost with a full house, Twos full of Eights
Seat 4: PearlJammed didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: btradio folded on the River
Seat 6: david0603 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: The Hish 24 showed [4s 4c] and won (905) with a full house, Fours full of Twos

9/5/2006 8:24:23 PM

what a donk

9/5/2006 8:26:21 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #972047129: TWWSOP Summer 2006 #3 (5515171), Table 1 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:45:36 ET - 2006/09/05
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth (4,095)
Seat 4: PearlJammed (2,985)
Seat 5: btradio (1,845)
Seat 6: david0603 (1,575)
btradio posts the small blind of 40
david0603 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Kh Kc]
Ill Hellmuth folds
PearlJammed raises to 200
btradio folds
david0603 calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s 4h]
david0603 checks
PearlJammed bets 200
david0603 calls 200
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s 4h] [Ts]
david0603 checks
PearlJammed checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s 4h Ts] [Ks]
david0603 bets 240
PearlJammed raises to 2,585, and is all in
david0603 calls 935, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 1,410 returned to PearlJammed
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PearlJammed shows [As Td] (a full house, Tens full of Fours)
david0603 shows [Kh Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
david0603 wins the pot (3,190) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
PearlJammed: heh
Ill Hellmuth: o wow
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,190 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 4s 4h Ts Ks]
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: PearlJammed (button) showed [As Td] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Fours
Seat 5: btradio (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: david0603 (big blind) showed [Kh Kc] and won (3,190) with a full house, Kings full of Tens

9/5/2006 8:49:48 PM

what a donk

9/5/2006 9:18:33 PM

bllx

9/5/2006 9:22:41 PM

Event #1 standings...

winner- pilgrimshoes (mrs fish)
2- xplosivo (btradio)
3- tomloes
4- linoleum24 (the hish)
5- noidroid
6- david0603

Event #2 standings...

winner- david0603
2- xplosivo (btradio)
3- tomloes
4- noidroid
5- pilgrimshoes (mrs fish)

Event #3 standings...

winner- Ill Hellmuth (Boobs)
2- david0603
3- PearlJammed
4- xplosivo (btradio)
5- linoleum24 (the hish)
6- pilgrimshoes (mrs fish)
7- noidroid

9/5/2006 9:38:44 PM

so y'all wanna do a pool for the winner or what?

9/5/2006 10:14:35 PM

i guess id better start playing then right

9/5/2006 10:33:01 PM

hah, I'm trolling.. fuck y'all

9/5/2006 10:36:33 PM

sweet

ordered 2 hooded sweatshirts and some playing cards with my FT points

I think I may keep these instead of selling them.

They'll get here in like 6 weeks

9/5/2006 10:36:48 PM

haha

i mean more than 1 event

9/5/2006 10:37:10 PM

Wow, how bad is this fucking Dmitri Nobles guy in the main event. Jesus he is bad.

9/5/2006 11:57:48 PM

How bad would you want to punch Humberto Brennes in the face if he pulled some of that shit against you..

He's almost as bad as Helmuth when it comes to mugging the camera

9/6/2006 12:09:01 AM

He would annoy me, but for some reason, I would still laugh at him a little, Phil on the other hand, I would just accidentally spill hot coffee on him. And by spill, I mean throw it across the table right into his face.

9/6/2006 12:12:11 AM

if you were in the money at the main event where the stakes are so high and he slowrolled the fuck outta you with his bullshit as he's calling your preflop allin with AA, you would be alot more pissed off than if helmuth had just called you a donkey


seriously, fuck that guy






[Edited on September 6, 2006 at 12:18 AM. Reason : .]

9/6/2006 12:17:10 AM