if you had a penis, would you rather have a blowjob or a handjob first?

6/29/2009 12:17:27 AM

blowjob


apparently you can give yourself a handjob anytime you like.





where is khcadwal?

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 12:31 AM. Reason : ]

6/29/2009 12:30:51 AM

I've never gotten a good handjob. I've received what I would term an adequate handjob, but I've never once had a chick awkwardly jerk me off and thought later, "man, that was exactly what I needed." On the other hand, I don't think I've ever really gotten a bad blowjob, even when it was a little bit toothy it was still pretty good.

6/29/2009 12:32:40 AM

I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOT DAMNED THANG

6/29/2009 12:39:42 AM

A valid point. I'm just extremely anti-hj.

6/29/2009 12:41:39 AM

is claire auclair an unfortunate, lol-worthy name?

6/29/2009 12:45:30 AM

blowjob

and i think that ^ is both an unfortunate AND lol-worthy name.

6/29/2009 3:08:22 PM

Ever been skinny-dipping?

6/29/2009 3:10:11 PM

well duh!

6/29/2009 3:18:04 PM

Would you like to tell us any of your awesome skinny-dipping stories, then?

6/29/2009 3:18:46 PM

When are you going back to Law School?

6/29/2009 3:21:20 PM

^^ nah. i haven't done it recently. i did it when i was younger because it was cool. but it was never with boys. so it really isn't that cool.

^ the fall

6/29/2009 3:22:18 PM

^Oh that could be incredibly cool. Don't leave out any of the details.

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : *]

6/29/2009 3:23:59 PM

have you ever been hated or discriminated against ?

6/29/2009 4:12:00 PM

I have. I've been protested and demonstrated against.

6/29/2009 4:18:04 PM

Were you at Bada Bar tonight?

6/29/2009 10:03:03 PM

do you think these huge settlements people get when they get hurt by someone are crazy? I mean for 3 million dollars I'd do something horrible to myself!

6/29/2009 11:12:56 PM

I don't have a question. I'm just sorry that you had to drop out of law school.

6/29/2009 11:14:06 PM

you dropped out of law school?

i always thought you would be a good lawyer....you argue well on the internets

6/29/2009 11:27:51 PM

sup kh

6/29/2009 11:34:45 PM

yes i have been discriminated against

no i wasn't at bada tonight. i was there last night for a hot minute.

i think the settlements depend on the case. i mean some seem ridiculous, but when you take a case where someone had something left in them in surgery (like a sponge or something) and have medical problems for the rest of their life and can't work, etc and need special care, then you're like, well it kinda makes sense. but no - when you get in a car crash going 5mph and then are like "AHHH MY NECK" and your lawyer recommends you a chiropractor (sp?) then things are kind of fishy.

and yes i withdrew from law school but i am going back so it is ok. i just dropped out in the middle of this semester. i think withdraw is the technical term because i am going back eventually. the plan is the fall right now!

nothing is up i am tired. you?

6/30/2009 12:07:54 AM

do you ever get entranced watching videos of fat black girls dance on youtube and realize you've wasted hours watching the stankyleg or other irrelavent dance moves

6/30/2009 12:10:01 AM

actually, yes

maybe not hours but i've definitely done it before. well youtube suggests you videos so it is hard to stop

6/30/2009 12:20:21 AM

are there any clubs/student orgs in law school I should join? any that I should avoid?

6/30/2009 12:27:32 AM

Oh... cuz I went and got some food from Bada and there were people outside playing cornhole and one of them was a girl that resembled you. I didn't wanna go up to them and be like, "hey, I'm that guy from the internet." Damn though... thought I had a TWW spotting.

6/30/2009 2:33:17 AM

^^ i would say join the innocence project. i've been really involved in that since my 1L year. a little more work than most student orgs (minus maybe sba...stay tuned for groups i say to avoid haha) but it is for a GREAT cause and you get hands on experience looking at case files.

i would say stay away from sba unless student government is like your jam. it is really drama filled and seems kind of stupid to me. i mean some people work hard but there is ALWAYS drama involved with those people. i'd say get really involved in an organization that you're actually interested in (like a service organization - the public interest organization is really active. the business law association is also a really active group if you're interested in that. there are A TON of groups but very few actually do anything except exist)

also, and you can't do this until 2L year, i'd recommend taking a clinic course. like legal aid clinic. again you get actual experience and it is (sometimes) rewarding work.

^ sad! wait when did you think you saw me? i was there sunday night for a little. but that is it.

6/30/2009 3:38:54 PM

Last night. So Monday.

6/30/2009 7:01:18 PM

what is this 1L and 2L lingo? can you please tell me? i want to be cool.

6/30/2009 9:43:48 PM

1st year Law Student
2nd year Law Student

Etc.

6/30/2009 9:46:13 PM

Do you like offensive/shock value jokes? If so, what's a joke you feel bad for laughing at, if any?

6/30/2009 10:05:35 PM

^^^, ^^

^ ummm no not really. i don't really have friends that tell jokes that are offensive/shocking. normally those jokes just make me roll my eyes. i can't remember the last one i laughed at, if i have ever actually loled at one. i don't know why. they just don't do it for me.

6/30/2009 10:13:01 PM

i'm bored.

7/2/2009 4:50:17 PM

I recently read a post wherein you dissed the new Wilco album. What's the deal with that?

7/2/2009 4:53:06 PM

the deal is it sucks.

sorry?

no seriously, it sucks. that makes me sad. but it sucks. i wasn't 100% into the last album either, but i found some redeeming things about it (like, 1 or 2 max). but this album just...no. not for me. and i'm a big wilco fan. though perhaps not anymore.

7/2/2009 4:58:31 PM

That's pretty harsh yo

The Bull Black Nova song is pretty rockin

I even kind of like (The Song)

7/2/2009 5:02:59 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

please don't like (The Song). you can like the album if you want, just don't like that song (the song). i think it is horrible and it hurts me.

i guess i prefer my jeff tweedy with a little more......drugs??

7/2/2009 5:04:23 PM

are you looking forward to or dreading school this august?

7/2/2009 5:05:56 PM

Yeah, he made much better music when he was throwing up pills in bathroom stalls or when Jay Bennett wasn't dead or when Glen Kotche wasn't a Casio or when Nels Cline didn't suck dick or something.

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : n't]

7/2/2009 5:06:55 PM

^^ ummm well i have to take a ton of hours to make up for withdrawing this last semester so THAT sucks. but i should still graduate on time which ROCKS. so i'd say a little of both. plus i get to take all electives and have no classes on friday

plus it can't be any worse than the last 2 years so i think i'm good

^ hahaha. well that is the truth.

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2009 5:07:04 PM

don't you think it's stupid when boyfriends/girlfriends get jealous? I mean if she is going to cheat it's going to happen eventually with somebody so theres no point in worrying about it

7/2/2009 9:16:07 PM

well i don't know. i think some small amount of jealousy is normal. you might not be scared they are going to cheat on you but i would also be worried if i could hang out with whoever i wanted and spend tons of time with other guys w/o my boyfriend being worried/jealous.

obviously i don't/wouldn't do that, i'm just saying.

but insane jealousy is dumb.

7/5/2009 1:20:24 PM

did you have a good birthday??!!

7/5/2009 1:23:33 PM

yes thanks!!!!

now my body is going to need at least a week of no drinking to recover from the past few days hehe.

7/5/2009 1:25:12 PM

when you first watched scream who did you think the killer was going to be?

7/5/2009 4:11:38 PM

ummm courtney cox??

i don't know. i don't remember the movie very well haha.

7/5/2009 4:12:26 PM

i was so obsessed with those movies

i even bought the movie posters for all three of them

7/5/2009 4:13:50 PM

why are ppl being so rude today?!

7/5/2009 4:14:00 PM

i do not know the answer to this

7/5/2009 4:21:45 PM

how come?

7/5/2009 4:22:23 PM

i don't know! maybe they are rude because they are hungover/tired from the weekend.

7/5/2009 4:23:30 PM